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 Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 5:18 pm
"I've made better noises in the bathroom!"
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:20 pm
Our assisstant BD got high on helium on the bus during our trip to Chicago. Plus the fact that he had a high pitched voice made it SO MUCH FUNNIER!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:52 pm
With my band director, his humor is sarcastic. One time, we were warming up on stage, and this kid goes, "Is this the performance?" And everyone just started laughing. And my director was just like, " stare and then he goes, "Of COURSE it's the performance. That's why I'm letting you talk and I don't have my jacket on!" The kid was really embarrased needless to say. xp
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:12 pm
Where do I start....
One day when yelling at the band our BD yelled
"BAND IS NOT BURGER KING, YOU CAN NOT HAVE IT YOUR WAY"
We tried so hard not to laugh.
And the when teaching us a cape move she bring her arm up to cover her mouth and says
"dun nun nun nun nun BATMAN!!!"
There are soooooo many more.
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:43 pm
My band director always liked to feel "one of the kids" so he'd say things such as....
"Hey dog, lay down some skin"
or.... his famous rap..
"Yo I'm the band directa, make a mistake and imma have to correct ya"
he's pretty crazy
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:51 pm
My band teacher says so many weird or funny things, we have a whole list of them on the wall in the classroom, and we call them Rubenisms (after his name). Every time he says something weird like that, we walk up and add it to the list, and every so often he types up the updated list and posts it.
Some things from the list:
-Octafy
-I'll bring the electricity (referring to the suitcase with all the wires for the bass and guitars)
-Key of Zorch (referring to the band playing off-key)
-Come together! (referring to his concert band, where they begin to play in unison in one song)
He has also, on many many occaisons, turned the mic off in front of one of the musicians and went up to their face and said "f**k you" IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONCERT or has given them the finger behind the music stand so the audience couldn't see it. rofl
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:25 am
I go to summer band, and my band teacher said... ((this isn't the funniest... trust me)) "Don't come on the fourth of July, because no one will be here. You're supposed to be lighting flammable objects and waving them in the air" ((This is all I can think of -____-; wink )
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:24 pm
When I was in eighth grade, my band teacher said a lot of wierd things. One of my favorites is this:
There was a kid who kept leaning back in his chair and playing his sax. One time he got out of his chair for a moment and when he tried to sit back down, a tuba player that sat behind him pulled the chair away. He fell and my band teacher said right away, "Ha ha! You cannot be trusted with this!"
So now my friends and I say it all of the time and that was years ago!
Also, my current band teacher has said the following: (These are all during our school's musical rehersals for 'Once on this Island')
"Diddle diddle some say."
"Here's measure nine and a buh dah uh ah."
"For the love! Can we please play in the right key!?"
"You almost had a pile of dust for a conductor!"
“Pace! Don’t wait. GO! Just go. Pace pace pace!”
“Please turn off your cell phones, cameras, and small children.”
“More amusing… than mangos!”
“You talkie, and you noisy, and you shush.”
“No slip for you! One week!”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you. I’ve got a bottle in my ear.”
“Oop… we’ll wait for her to die first.”
“Shh! I have to wait for her to die first.”
“I’ve got to have a bigger attack on that, Joey.”
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:43 pm
She started screaming at us once because we weren't lining up because we all thought we were in the correct spots and the others should line off of us.
"Would you all stop being dot nazis and just go where I put you dammit!"
And durring a serious talk with us:
"We don't want to be a mediocre band, does we?"
We all giggled <3
Almost forgot:
She was making the low brass march their part about three times over so the rest of the band was just standing in their spots. Finaly a saxiphonist had the guts to speak up.
"G, I'm bored..."
She turned to him and said something so cheesy as:
"So what kind of wood?"
Than our colorguard teacher shouted:
"MRS. G! I want no speak of hard-ons and I thought you knew that."
She = crazy but we loved it <3
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:48 pm
"Stop sucking and blow!"
"I wish your sound was as big as you ego"
And of course the band then followed with a "OOOOOOO!!"
The trumpets were one count off the music and my band director yells.
"BEAT OFF TRUMPETS!! BEAT OFF!"
"You're a Duu-maass"
I didn't get that until later... sweatdrop
I know I have some others...but Oh well.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:14 pm
My band director did something funny. Once, he took my friend, Vicky's skittles away and said that we can't eat during band, especially not sugar. Then he ate her skittles.
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:16 pm
Mr. Gerhardt once told me I look like Darth Vader because of my trenchcoat... sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:09 pm
Mavu Kira-Kyuuketsuki Mr. Gerhardt once told me I look like Darth Vader because of my trenchcoat... sweatdrop :O *LAUGHS* Everyone calls me stupid... gonk So during marching pratice I didn't understand somthing...so he was like. "Okay band, for Kellawere going to take the tempo down REEEEEAALY slow."
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:26 am
"This sounds like a 400-pound gorilla singing as loud as he can, 'I FEEL PRETTY!!'" ~ while practicing West Side Story music
"This is the part where you see Godzilla's shadow.... then it's peeking around the corner.... and then it's there." ~ same director, but this time with a piece called Godzilla Eats Las Vegas!
"I'VE got the music...
I've GOT the music...
I've got THE music..."
~ that same director, mumbling to herself over the speaker as we, in the bleachers, fished out our copies of I've Got the Music in Me
There are more but I can't think of anything...
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:15 am
-To the drum section-
"If you don't stop hitting the drum I'll cut your foot off"
"Do I need to tie your hands down to get you to stop hitting things?"
"Stop playing or I'll STAB YOU WITH MY FLOWER PEN"
-on her announcing she was pregant-
'So you had sex on labor day' -one of the students
"What...How did you do that?" -teacher-
"Well..All I needed to do was add this, subtract that..' -goes on how he figured it out.
"You freak me out kid."
'Do you have a worm in your belly'
"Yes Leah...I have a worm in my belly..."
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