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 Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:08 am
DarkFire168 I wish I had a nickle for every wish in here.
I wish my vacation wasn't over on tuesday.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:31 pm
Granted, you just got fired, so now you're on a permanent vacation.
I wish I could see my girlfriend tonight for New Year's Eve.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:35 pm
granted, but when you do she decides she wants to break up with you. you ask her not to, tell her you love her, but she declines and when walking off gets hit by a semi and completely mutilated.
i wish i could go back into the past and fix my mistakes.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:03 pm
LainyG granted, but when you do she decides she wants to break up with you. you ask her not to, tell her you love her, but she declines and when walking off gets hit by a semi and completely mutilated. i wish i could go back into the past and fix my mistakes. Granted, but it ends up being like the Butterfly Effect and whenever you fix your own mistakes something horrible happens to the ones you love. I wish my room was clean.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:09 pm
KawaiiKohaku LainyG granted, but when you do she decides she wants to break up with you. you ask her not to, tell her you love her, but she declines and when walking off gets hit by a semi and completely mutilated. i wish i could go back into the past and fix my mistakes. Granted, but it ends up being like the Butterfly Effect and whenever you fix your own mistakes something horrible happens to the ones you love. I wish my room was clean.
Granted, everything in it was thrown away.
@B4K4: I'm only 13, i don't go to work. xd
I wish i had some of those babybels cheeses.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:12 pm
Radioactive Banana KawaiiKohaku LainyG granted, but when you do she decides she wants to break up with you. you ask her not to, tell her you love her, but she declines and when walking off gets hit by a semi and completely mutilated. i wish i could go back into the past and fix my mistakes. Granted, but it ends up being like the Butterfly Effect and whenever you fix your own mistakes something horrible happens to the ones you love. I wish my room was clean.
Granted, everything in it was thrown away.
@B4K4: I'm only 13, i don't go to work. xd
I wish i had some of those babybels cheeses.I had a job when I was 13! Lazy damn kids these days... Granted but you can never get the red wax off of them. I wish I didn't have to take College Algebra...
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:32 pm
KawaiiKohaku Radioactive Banana KawaiiKohaku LainyG granted, but when you do she decides she wants to break up with you. you ask her not to, tell her you love her, but she declines and when walking off gets hit by a semi and completely mutilated. i wish i could go back into the past and fix my mistakes. Granted, but it ends up being like the Butterfly Effect and whenever you fix your own mistakes something horrible happens to the ones you love. I wish my room was clean.
Granted, everything in it was thrown away.
@B4K4: I'm only 13, i don't go to work. xd
I wish i had some of those babybels cheeses.I had a job when I was 13! Lazy damn kids these days... Granted but you can never get the red wax off of them. I wish I didn't have to take College Algebra... granted but you never graduate and end up living in a cardboard box at the park. i wish i wasn't super duper broke right now.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:58 pm
Granted, but then you get mugged by a bum who goes and spends all the stolen money on crack.
I wish I was a ninja.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:18 pm
beemin415 Granted, but then you get mugged by a bum who goes and spends all the stolen money on crack. I wish I was a ninja. granted but your ninja skills suck so bad that you couldn't sneak up on a deaf llama so you get excommunicated and forced to live in ninja shame. i wish i didn't suck so bad.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:12 pm
amandarose beemin415 Granted, but then you get mugged by a bum who goes and spends all the stolen money on crack. I wish I was a ninja. granted but your ninja skills suck so bad that you couldn't sneak up on a deaf llama so you get excommunicated and forced to live in ninja shame. i wish i didn't suck so bad. Granted, you suck real good and swallow even better! Unfortunately you get herpes. I wish my cat wasn't shedding.
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:44 am
KawaiiKohaku amandarose beemin415 Granted, but then you get mugged by a bum who goes and spends all the stolen money on crack. I wish I was a ninja. granted but your ninja skills suck so bad that you couldn't sneak up on a deaf llama so you get excommunicated and forced to live in ninja shame. i wish i didn't suck so bad. Granted, you suck real good and swallow even better! Unfortunately you get herpes. I wish my cat wasn't shedding. Granted, instead it shaves your head before devouring your skull. I wish I was drunk right now.
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 3:20 am
Granted. You (miraculously) manage to turn off the computer and get in your car. Being drunk, you believe you're sober so you drive. You are pulled over by a policeman who takes your license for drink-driving.
<-- OR -->
After driving for 10 minutes, you crash into a tree and die.
I wish I could read minds
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:48 am
Longevity I wish I could read minds Granted. But when you try to read the American President's mind, all you can find is nothingness, and you can't escape it. Ever. I wish the summer weather wasn't so darn hot.
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:47 am
granted. instead, another ice age starts.
I wish I wasn't so darn lazy XD
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:39 am
-[olivegreencrayon]- granted. instead, another ice age starts.
I wish I wasn't so darn lazy XD Granted but you're so not lazy that you explode from lack of lazyness I wish I was a person
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