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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:19 am


Thanks for the confidence boost Bern, but also I am not so sure that my literacy level is at what you are looking for either though.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:22 pm


Boatmaster who are we? What is this guild for?

Learning. Guidance. Improvement!

I'm not looking for anything to be honest. Semi-lit at best and to have fun at the expense of someone else's failure that's all. Is it mean? Yes. Can we do it, maybe. But we're going to have some fun with this experiment even if we're just going to run it even deeper into the ground and maybe add more WTF moments to this thread.

Give it a try.
Come to the dark side.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:28 pm


I'm new :3

Anyways.

I just noticed that the entire of the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Laagan is just one long godmod.

- infinite fuel
- infinite power
- infinite cleavage determination
- they literally win on spirit and prayers.
- It is impossible to fuel a large starship the size of several galaxies with a hamster, regardless of how awesome the hamster is.

Anyone who has no idea what the crawp I'm talking about, please disregard this message 8D
PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:05 pm


Lady Bern
Come to the dark side.


We have cookies and icecream. ^^

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:30 am


On topic: a looooong time ago I was in a joke-roleplay with a friend on a private message board. It was basically a no-holds bar war between the two of us with emphasis on doing funny stuff (like using Superman's corpse shot from a modified potato cannon to blow up a nearly indestructible tank; good times, good times).

Anyway, about halfway through our "war" another friend with nearly zero RP experience decided to join in with a character that was protected by a constant barrier which nullified everything it came into contact with--he then attempted to kill us both in a very unfunny and godmodey way. After my attempt to pick him up and shove him into a barrel of toxic waste to get rid of him, his very memorable and hilarious reply was:

"YOURE HANDS ARE NO LONGER EXIST!!! YOUR ARE BLED PROFUSLY FROM TEH BLLODY STUMPS!!!"

Needless to say, that quote was something of a meme between my friend and I for many years.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:38 am


@moonlight
*Points to the piles of dead bodies* You forgot about those, that have not been buried.


*Eating a big plate of death by chocolate cookies* I made a home in the dark side many years ago. But fine I will give it a try, would love to fill the boring moments with something to do.

OK I am done going off topic here not to the thread that you made for this bern!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:47 pm


In a way I was known for having the most immodest and maybe most perverted character in a group RP for a long time. She would go around topless without a care, some of her attacks included her breasts, boob slap, boob smothers named the D-light special, and so on and so forth, and she loved to drink so she was a lush to boot. Not to mention I will make random dirty jokes in the OOC when they say something that I can twist around.

This is the type of person that I am.

So when the new RP came about I went in a different direction with a sisterly/motherly chipper woman. Her potential boyfriend and comrade was taken by the darkside and after a battle spat back out again butt naked. She, named Kiddy, was looking after him when he jumped up, again butt naked, to hug her in joy. So I had Kiddy scream and hide her face despite having seen naked men before.

Kiddy said- "Yes but I didn't need to see you naked and it just flopping around!"

This was for some reason hilarious to everyone. They would not let me live down 'flopping around' for weeks.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:50 pm


That is a silly thing to not let you live down, since it was arleady sexual and wasn't twisted at all.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:02 pm


I guess it was because they were so use to me being the immodest one that when I had a character act shy about it and say that was hilarious to them.

Then there were size jokes and stuff.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:06 pm


Once, me and a friend were RPing on an FMA based site, and my charrie spazzed out in the car (she's a technophobe) and the other person's charrie acted like nothing was wrong until they got there and THEN started to notice my charrie's spastic movements and fear-filled staring at the glove box. xD Also, I am ALWAYS the last post on a page. o.o always. xD exagerating... but it is USUALLY always... Not to mention that another person and me have coined the term, Micro Mini Candy Treat to mean Short. lol Our charrie's were both less than 4 feet tall, mine the shortest, and we had so many funny fights, especially with the fact they were immortal. My fave was when her charrie sliced my charrie's head in half. He just stared as it grew back together and finally said, "Don't do that again." xD

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:24 am


LillianSaire
Wynaro will have this page of this thread buried in complains about how all the girls he knows are perverts, while not explicitly admitting to having been the one to have corrupted the girls.


Of course I admit to corrupting them all! I'm not gonna let anyone else take my credit!

Though I must give credit to Alie and Bern.

Bern was already like this

and Alie is actually the one who made me more open about it. =3 Good old Alie, creating monsters.

Sharad, That makes so much sense, and is so hilarious that I can't even laugh, I skip straight to the crying. Especially the part about the cleavage.

also, Welcome to the guild =D

Mr. Honorable MG, mind if I call you stumpy? It just seems fitting now...

XD I love the word flopping! It's considered a swear to me lateely, only because it's always used as one...

Bern, One of my new OCs is kinda like that! She's not as nudity loving as most of my characters, but she loves to smoke, drink, game, and some other bad things >.>

She's going to be fun to rp as XD
PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:28 am


Ooooooh my God.

This reminds me of this time in one of my old RP's. xD We had just finished a big fight scene, things were dead or injured and everything in chaos.

This one girl had obviously not read all the post before her and posted something about her character bumping her head into a tree and then went back into the house!

I was kinda pissy as it was obvious she had not been paying attention. The RP died shortly after that. :U

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:53 am


This thread is great. >.>
But my story!
Actually makes fun of me quite a bit.
It took place a loooong time ago on another site though.
Anyways, I'd started this medieval fantasy roleplay with another person and at the time I thought it was epic. It also lasted for well over a year, that's how epic it was. Now when I look back on it I'm all, 'we were totally fighting over who was the biggest mary-sue'.
It was ridiculous. I had these wolf anthro creature things that could use magic based on the color of their fur, and she had this elf human thing that could chop anything into pieces, and they both had long dark tragic pasts and all of that jazz.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:00 pm


moonlightwolf111
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We have cookies and icecream. ^^

Just icecream... Naro ate all the cookies...

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:07 pm


no. I don't eat nutty cookies. So I didn't eat those ones.
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