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 Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:12 pm
Marie just smiled and chuckled softly, "I'm sure we'll all grow on you. There are some, well, interesting characters out there, really. But don't ever feel like I'm going to attack you or something for talking to Napoleon, I'm not like that at all, okay?"
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Chiyoko nodded slowly, "Yes, but I know all of my ambassadors, and many of them know each other, it makes the entire federation more like a family. It's really nice actually."
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"Naga, this is Ophelia, have you met her? Zhang's daughter." Tsumemashi walked his brother into the dining room where the girl was still seated.
"Enchanté," Nagatsukai gave her a small bow and took up her hand to kiss it. Josephine crawled down his arm and took the girl's hand as well, but picked it up and inspected it for nothing in particular, like the curious little primate she was.
Nagatsukai took a seat when Josephine let the girl go and leaned back in his chair, "So, you seem pretty sweet for possibly the worst combination of parents any deity could generate. How did this happen?"
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Realizing what was happening, Leila narrowed her eyes and glowered at Zhang. He certainly wasn't successfully intimidating her. Not on her watch. "Get your face out of mine, f*****t, your breath reeks of c**k." She turned her face away from his and stepped back again, "Piss off, I'm going out."
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Mogie laughed and tousled the girl's hair, "No worries, Momma, me and baby here will have way more fun once you leave. We'll tell secrets and play with barbies or something."
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"It's your word against mine, my friend." Pierre smiled wickedly once more, "et frankly. You're a piece of s**t, and they like me here." He gripped the guy by the back of the head and slammed his face into the table once more, "Zat's because I 'ate your face. But ze rest will be legitimately because you are an a**'ole. So, you have forty-five seconds to confess and save yourself a lot of blood."
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:04 am
May smiled and nodded. "Well I never did thank you were the crazy kind." Dropping the last shirt into the bin May hoisted it and onto her hip. "Sadly I am just not a people person."
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"Pfft, like you would notice if two people showed up for a day or two." Shang leaned in smiling devilishly. "I plan to occupy more of your time."
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It took her a moment to formulate just what to say. She was learning to think before she acted. "My parents are just a little rough around the edges. They really aren't that bad." Ophelia reached over to try and pet the money. She was just so dang cute.
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"Then get out of my room, love. Go shop spend more of the money I have earned with the personality you hate." Zhang spat out hands balled into fists at his sides.
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Cindy sighed and walked to the door. She would have a nurse come in and check on them as often as possible. "Ok you two, be good. I'll be back in a few hours."
"So Mr. you have Barbies!?" the girl asked crawling on the bed to sit by Mogie's hip "I wanna play jungle Barbie."
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:04 am
Marie smiled, "You will be here. You have to be. There's way too much going on to not be. And, you will not believe it when you find out who the looker at the end of the table is." She winked and took her leave, calling over her shoulder, "Come to breakfast, May!"
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Chiyoko took the opportunity to slam her heel down on Shang's foot beneath the breakfast table. "I thought I said to behave."
Baxter laughed aloud, "Oh don't be shy, darling. We're all adults here!" She leaned into her husband, "And there's no way anyone has sex more than we do. I can't keep him off of me."
"Not going to lie," Mustafa started, "It's other way around. She's a little British horndog."
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"Josephine," Nagatsukai obliged the girl's obvious wish to pet the monkey, "Go hang out with her." Josephine did as told and crawled onto Ophelia's shoulder. "Your parents are something else, I'll give them that. But 'not really that bad' is not how I would describe either of them."
Tsumemashi smiled at Ophelia, "Don't take him too seriously, Zhang got him thrown in the slammer."
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Now more angered than anything, Leila turned and walked, stopping at the door, "What would you do if I didn't come back?"
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Mogie smiled and waved as Cindy left then turned to look at the little girl as she spoke to him, "I'm afraid I don't have any barbies in here. The mean hospital people didn't give me any." Out of curiosity though, he had to ask, "What is jungle barbie?"
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:28 am
May felt obligated to follow her. "I don't know what you're talking about." May said as they walked into the dinning room. Marie couldn't be talking about a hansom man when she had Napoleon. Maybe she was just talking nonsense. It was then that May realized just how hungry she really was.
Walking around to a empty seat she grabbed a plate and began to pick some fruit off one of the platters she had put out. It was then that she spotted just who she thought Marie was talking about.
Shang jerked his foot away. "Ow god damn women. I didn't flippin deserve that!" He had a moment of envy for the other couple and their obvious sex life. He noticed the two new girls walking in, and didn't say any thing. He was in a crabby mood now.
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Ophelia had heard Naga's name muttered angerly from Zhang. It was kind of cool to meet the man who caused her father so much discomfort. "I can't say any thing bad about them. They adopted me and have treated me well." She didn't need to say where they had adopted her from, or too much of what her home life just was.
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Zhang groaned and dropped down into his chair to mess his hair with his hands. "Leila not now, please." Zhang was beyond fighting at that point all he wanted to do was take a vacation for a few days.
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"Oh meh gowsh!" The girl exclaimed. "You don know." She flipped around to stare at Mogie like he had grown another head.
"It's only da coolisty game ever! Mommy plays it da alot wifft me. You act like a scawy an ginormus animal. An try and stops me!"
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The man paled. "admit to what!?"
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:52 am
Sitting at the end of the table smiling at the two people he was talking to was a young southern man with a gorgeous, almost androgynous face, bright blue eyes and quite a captivating smile. "Celebrated seventy-five, this year." He was laughing, "I know I can't compete with some of the others here though." He glanced up in time to notice May staring and gave her a wink, promptly returning to his conversation.
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Baxter smiled and gave Shang a sympathetic look, "Oh don't worry, you two don't have to be shy around here. That's Elvis Presley down there," she pointed to the man at the end of the table, "You can read about his sex life on the internet." She shrugged, "Just saying. I suppose you two will be more comfortable when you get married."
Somehow, it always seemed that when something shocking or out of place is said, that the person it is directed to, is in the process of putting food or drink into their mouth. Such was the case for Chiyoko, who nearly choked on a quick drink of water and had to cough it off for the next few moments.
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Nagstsukai shrugged, "Still, I wouldn't wish Zhang's parenting on my worst enemy." He thought for a moment and finished the statement, "of course that's Zhang, so I'm not sure how it would work. But, you know what I mean."
"She probably doesn't, Nagatsukai. You're an idiot. You're tough to follow." Tsumemashi snorted.
Nagatsukai of course retorted with, "Well that just makes me a better rival. Try to keep up, ******** style="color: violet">Leila shrugged, turning up her nose, "Fine. I see." She walked out, storming down the stairs as she left.
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"I don't know if I can be a scary ginormous animal," Mogie told the girl, "Mommy says I can't get up and walk around."
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"Don't play stupid, a**'ole." Pierre warned, not like he would show him any mercy anyhow. He was Pierre. He slammed the man's head against the table once more and shouted at him this time, "Look, I don't exactly like woman myself, but I don't go around beating ze s**t out of zem. Why? Because it's wrong and it's it would put me at ze same level as a piece of s**t like you." He snorted and returned to speaking, letting go of the man's head, "Now, tell me what 'appen zis morning."
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:19 pm
May felt her heart do a little flip. She could hardly beilive she had been so rude as to stare like that. Blushing pink May scarfed down her food. She wanted to get out of there and start on doing the dishes before they piled up on her. Grabbing the discarded plates on the table May shyly picked up a few from the group where the hansom man was talking. She had to lean over some one to pick a few up. "excuse me." She said quietly as she picked them off the table.
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Shang snorted "I am not shy. If you asked I'd tell you. For christ sake it is just sex. At some point in your life your gonna do it to." Shang folded his arms over his chest and leaned back in the chair.
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Ophelia petted the money. She was amazed she was so friendly. Ophelia got what he said. "Like I said. I can say nothing bad about them."
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"Oh pop on mommy, she di justz a spoiled sport!" The girl announced loudly. "I guess wes could allz ways play some thin elses."
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The frighted man bagan to retell his side of the story. Of course making himself out to be the victim. "She started it all."
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:16 pm
"Hey there pretty lady," He had a mellifluous voice, deep and rich, of course accented marvelously by his incredible smile, "You need help with that? It looks like you're doing it all by yourself."
Marie noticed May too late, the girl was already tidying up everyone's mess. She leapt up and snatched the plates that May had in hand away from her, "Sit down May, at least enjoy your breakfast, okay?"
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"Do tell! I love to hear-" Baxter was cut off by her husband slapping his hand over her mouth.
"How many times have I told you that's really ******** weird and not to say that to people?"
As Mustafa's hand was still over her mouth, Baxter couldn't vocalize it, but after a moment of looking over the digits on both hands, she held up eight fingers.
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"Because you don't want him to beat you, right?" Nagatsukai pulled a pack of smokes out of his back pocket and hit it on the side of the table, allowing one of the cigarettes to pop out of the container where he could pull it out with ease. "Don't worry, he'll get what's coming."
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"So, she's a b***h, you still 'ave to keep your 'ands to yourself." Pierre shrugs, looking at the man like he was some form of mentally retarded, "Any'ow," he grabbed the man by the shirt and dragged him out of the room, "I got a confession, 'e's guilty. Fifty years. Also, assault of an officer." He tossed the man over to a few cops just standing around who took him directly to holding, ignoring Pierre's fifty-year sentence, and telling the man everything he needed to know about holding and a possible bail. They also held onto him pretty tightly so they themselves wouldn't get attacked. Making remarks about how stupid it is to assault officers.
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:38 pm
May blushed when she heard the man talk to her. She couldn't help it, his voice was just like nothing she had heard before. She was almost dumb struck until Marie snatched the dishes. "Mrs. Marie!" May grabbed the stack she had been going to reach for until the hansom man had talked. "No, I eat my fill you haven't you sit down. House hold chores are my job, no one else's." As not to be rude she turned back to the hansom man and smiled. "No, no that's quite all right, you are a guest here. Please relax and enjoy your stay."
"Mrs. Marie let me do my job, please?" She asked holding out her hands for the dishes.
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Shang laughed. "I'm sorry I would love to swap stories, but I think Chiyoko would end up mad at me."
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Ophelia chose not to answer that. She wouldn't lie to the man. And she wouldn't have to if she didn't speak. Ophelia had no doubt as to what Zhang would do to her if she got him mad.
"So your technically my uncle, right?"
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:10 pm
"No." Marie turned up her nose and walked away with the dishes, toward the kitchen to put the dishes in the sink to do later.
The man laughed lightly and motioned for May to take a seat, "Join us? You shouldn't get so shook up over little things like that. Take a break."
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Chiyoko rolled her eyes "It wouldn't be the first time." She stood "I'll be right back, I'm going to make a phone call." She exited, pulling out her cell phone and flipping it open as she made her way into the next room.
Baxter took the opportunity to lean in and quickly whisper to Shang, "Are you two in love? You already act like a married couple."
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Nagatsukai stuck the unlit cigarette in his mouth and spoke past it, his lips clamped around it on one side, "Yep. Both of us." He pulled out his lighter only to have it snatched away by Tsumemashi, "What?"
"I don't care how addicted you are, you're not sticking up my house with this s**t." He pocketed the Zippo and returned to leaning on the table, "You can have it back when I say so."
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:08 pm
May looked nervously over to the kitchen to the man. She didn't think she could get away with out causing a scene. Giving in she sat down in the empty seat with a sigh. "I guess I can do it later."
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Shang couldn't find a good way to answer that. He hadn't been in love since his first wife. He had messed himself up along with his emotions over the last few hundred years. So he answered the best way he could. "Hell if I know."
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Ophelia smiled at the two. They had to be the normal side of her family. "Cigarettes are bad for you, and those around you." She said mocking a voice from the anti-smoking commercials.
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Millie was once again fighting with her sister. The two were slowly reverting to their old ways. This time she had pour rat poison in her sister's tea.
Smiling she walked the tea tray out to Yoshi and her sister. Putting Tillie's poisoned tea down infront of her. "I made the tea you like Yoshi."
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:59 pm
"What's your name there, Pretty Lady?" He flashed a rather captivating smile in May's direction.
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Marie wiped her hands off on a towel hanging over the edge of the sink and turned to see that someone had left their cell phone in the kitchen and that it was buzzing with a call. She glanced around then checked the screen for a caller and saw that it was Amelia. Oh. This was her husband's phone. She really needed more time to get used to this place. Shouldn't she have known that. She flipped open the phone, "Hey darling, what's the haps?"
Napoleon, trying his best not to let anyone notice, slipped away from the table in an attempt for subtlety, following Marie into the kitchen. He reached her just as she answered the phone so he could wrap his arms around her, drop his chin to her shoulder and rub her sides, "I see you're still good at making everything within arm's reach your own."
Marie moved the bottom of the phone to respond to him, "What's mine is yours, Monsieur."
Napoleon replied with a wicked grin and reached around to grab the woman by the crotch, "Mi piace che. E tu." He pushed his face past her hair to kiss her neck softly, "Amore mio." He snickered as he continued, in French this time "Je voudrais te baiser, ma cherie."
Marie giggled like she shouldn't have, being on the phone and turned to the receiver, "Uhm, you know what Amelia, he seems pretty engaged in a conversation with the other leader right now, I'll have him call you back when I can get a word in." She smiled, "Yes, thank you, sweetheart. Talk to you again soon." She hung up and tilted her head away from him, exposing her neck, "And here I thought two hundred years would have changed you."
Napoleon shrugged, "Paris and I have fallen in and out of love, but you, my dear, I could never stop loving."
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Baxter was slightly disappointed by Shang's response. "Well, how anticlimactic." She determined that she would have to spek with Chiyoko, so when she saw her coming, she quickly shoved at Shang, "Quick, go into the kitchen, get water or something, I have to speak with Chiyoko alone! Go on. Get!" She turned to her husband, "Well, go with him. We need girl time."
Mustafa rolled his eyes and stood, jerking his head toward the kitchen while looking at Shang, "Best not make her angry. I have to deal with her when she's angry."
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Tsumemashi nodded in agreement, "It's true. Only idiots smoke."
Nagatsukai raised a brow, "You smoke, a*****e."
"Used to." Tsumemashi corrected, he leaned forward to snatch Nagatsukai's cigarette from his lips, "And watch your mouth."
"I can't ********' see it from here." Nagatsukai snatched his cigarette back and put it right back when Tsumemashi has snatched it. "Don't act like such a goody two ******** because you have little girls around you." He smiled the most fake one he could muster and finished, "Be yourself, Tsumemashi."
Tsumemashi shrugged, "You're right I never acted different around you."
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Mogie decided that his best bet was to tell the kid a story, as he was coming to the realization that he couldn't exactly run around playing Cowboys and Indians with her. "What kind of story do you want to hear then?"
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"Thank you sweetheart." Yoshi winked at Millie and picked up his cup of tea. He glanced to Tillie, "Mm, what kind is yours baby? It looks off. May I?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:02 pm
"May." She said as calmly as she could manage to say. "I am sorry to say I have yet to learn every one here. I can't say I have met you." She said trying to be polite and not sound snobbish. "You would be?"
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Shang gave in and walked to the kitchen with the other man. "I can't imagine she would be too bad when she is mad." Shang said kind of off handily.
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Ophelia watched the two go back and forth. It was one of those moments where she could tell if she said some thing she would be interrupting. But she felt like if she didn't say some thing they could easily forget she was listening. "Yeah Tsumemashi, you don't have to act different infront of us, we hear and see worse at school." And by us she meant herself and the twins.
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"A pwincess stowy!" She said bouncing on the bed "Mommy alway tells good lovey pwincess stowy!"
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Millie jumped in before her sister could hand the cup over.. "it's different then yours. It's a drink we used to drink before our people died."
Tillie looked at the cup of tea and sipped it. It did taste like the tea her sister was mentioning. "Thanks." She mumbled taking another few sips and smiling.
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:12 pm
He stuck out his hand to shake hers, "Elvis." After the shake, he took back his hand and kept up his smile, "So, May, what's a pretty girl like you doing cleaning up dishes?"
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Mustafa scoffed, "She never gets mad mad, but she has an awful tendency to become twice as aggressive. It's also normal for me to be jumped around any and every corner, so when she's irritated, well, it's that tenfold."
He opened the kitchen door and stepped in, with Shang behind him, and of course they both walked in to see Maire and Napoleon, luckily still clothed, but all over one another on the counter.
"I hope that gets cleaned before any food is made there."
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"Well someone needs to fix that s**t." Tsumemashi pushed back from the table for a moment before he shrugged, "Then again, high school will always be like that."
"I wouldn't ******** know." Nagatsukai had crossed his legs and wiped a small smudge from the top of his shoe with his thumb, "You know, now that I think about it Ophelia, your parents certainly can't be the worst."
Tsumemashi lifted his drink from the table, held it up and replied, "Ain't it the truth," before taking a swig and setting the glass down empty.
Nagatsukai leaned toward Ophelia, "Do you know why that is Ophelia?"
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"Okay, a Princess story." Mogie thought for a quick second, on where to begin. "Well, there was once a beautiful princess, and her name was Tomi. The king and queen, well, they died when she was just a baby, so, there was only the knight in the castle left to take care of her. Well, the Knight was young, so, he was a really bad guardian, do you know what that means? Anyway, he was the princess's best friend, and so he had a tendency to let her do whatever she wanted, instead of being a good parent, he was a good friend. And, well, one day the knight was up really late, waiting for the princess's return, but, she didn't come home." Mogie paused for a moment, then shook it off to continue.
"Anyhow, it turns out the beautiful princess had been kidnapped by an evil warlord. But the knight didn't know where to begin looking for her, so, lost and alone, the knight began to give up hope. Well, one day, a messenger brought him a letter to tell him that his little princess was safe.
"He went to meet the princess's rescuer. Now, it's hard to describe the man, the one who saved the princess. He's like a demon, and like a angel, but more like a diety - well, you probably don't know what that- a god, you understand? And, he brought the princess back so she could go live in a different castle, with a new king and queen, and, she woukd be safe, and everyone would be happy." He gave her a weak smile, "I'm not a hell of a storyteller kid, I'm sorry."
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:28 pm
May pushed her slim glasses farther up her nose. Not that they had really slid down, but more like a nervous little fidget. "Nice to meet you Mr.Elvis." May said with her own smile. "Well I am pretty much the house, I do every thing around here."
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"Well that really doesn't seem too bad." Shang's eyes fell on the two on the counter. "Ok well that is a little bad right there. I mean come on food is made where you two are dry humping." Shang said trying not to laugh.
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"My parents take care of me?" Ophelia asked trying to see what Nagatsukai was trying to get at. Her parents weren't the best she knew that, but she also knew how lucky she was to have been taken in by them.
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The young girl sat listening to every word spoken. As soon as the story came to a end she had burst out into questions. "Did the pwincess fall to love a pwince? Did the knight find a pwincess to love? Did da evil wawlord get put in time out?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:00 pm
Elvis smiled and gave a small laugh, "Ah, I see. Lucky husband." He stripped off his jacket and hung it over the back of his chair, "Well, then I take it you like it here, May."
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Marie jumped a bit when she noticed the two that had just walked in, "Oh god." She chuckled sheepishly, "Babe, we can maybe move to the bedroom, hm? I think that'd be best."
Napoleon furrowed a brow, "It's my counter, I can hump my wife on it if I want." He slid off of the counter, and held out his hand, helping Marie off after him, "But if you two need it for whatever reason you're in here. It's all yours, boys." The two of them walked out.
Mustafa shook his head, "I thought it was just Baxter, I guess all immortals have the sex drive of a teenage boy." He folded his arms and leaned against the counter, "By the way, don't read too much into anything my wife says, she thinks she's old enough to know everything about love. She doesn't know that even in a million years, no one would be able to figure that out."
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"No. Why they're not the worst." Nagsatsukai looked at her like that was obvious, "Anyway, they can't be the worst, because I capped those three ******** years ago."
"I'm pretending you didn't say that." Tsumemashi stood, taking a few of the dishes to the sink.
He scoffed, "It was self-defense. A crime of passion. Some other bullshit. Either way, they deserved it."
Well, Tsumemashi certainly couldn't deny that, "True."
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Mogie smiled and ruffled the girls' hair, "One day they'll both fall in love. And, the warlord's still in time out today. Also he has to deal with a witch."
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