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 Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:20 am
You have no wish therfore you are nothing but in being nothing you are also verything causing you to be nothing therefore you are infinty (NOT THE CAR SMARTASSES)
I wish that i was happy and unable to die until i decide to.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:57 pm
Death by Snoo-Snoo.
I wish done.
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:42 am
False. Fact: Bears eat beets. BEARS, BEETS, BATTLESTARGALACTIA.
i wish i could conduct magic.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:33 pm
Granted. But only dark magic that kills you
I wish I could write faster.
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:18 am
Granted, but you only write and write faster and faster, until you can't think a single word.
I wish that I'd got a good book.
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:56 pm
Granted to bad the book was a saint and made you look terrible compared to it.
I wish that I had found my wallet and all my money and ID was still in it
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:24 am
Granted but all the money is torn in half so no store will take it.
I wish my computer ran faster
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:03 am
Your computer runs faster... so fast that you couldn't catch it. (My god i'm in the bad pun olympics with this thread lol)
I wish I was the punniest person in the world
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:16 pm
Granted. When you're trying to be serious... no one will take you seriously.
I wish there was a time machine.
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:35 pm
The time machine brought you back to your most painful memory.
I wish game/anime/manga/movie characters were real.
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 12:26 pm
Congradulations! Your favorite anime/game/manga/movie character is real, but they try to kill you everywhere you go!
I wish it would stop raining.
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 2:57 pm
Sure. The rain stops forever, and everything dies.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 3:53 pm
You end up on the ish wish fish dish.
I wish I wasn't such a tard when it came to communication.
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 7:43 pm
Voila, you may now hear EVERYTHING in the world. However, the sudden noise killed you.
If only more people were on the guild.....
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 8:22 pm
There would be way too many and the server would collapse.
I wish I could find love at a cosplay con. heart
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