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 Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:28 pm
::grabs Powell by the shoulder and makes him sit back down::
Please leave the shouting and fingerpointing in court to me, Client Lad.
I'm just about nearly sort of almost set to start the questioning. Can we get the witness sworn in?
...He's not going to melt the bible if he touches it, is he?
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:30 pm
*grumbles* Oh I haven't even begun to point my finger yet...I got a finger for him...
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:32 pm
Mr. Kem has no reason to be insulting my client!
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:32 pm
I got some brick fingers that would love to make your acquaintance after the trial ya dumb schmuck... stare
Oh it won't melt. It's paper. It'll probably just burn. mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:33 pm
Insulting? How so? According to my research, your client has origins that are directly, deliberately opposed to the gospel scripture that Earthlican court uses as it's swearing-in device.
On Bismoll, we use an ancient copy of "I am America, and So Can You." 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:35 pm
It is full of truthiness....
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:35 pm
Bailiff Father Blood Drench Robo Crush does have a spare Good Book that's lined/made with asbestos.... it's in binary, though, from my days as a missionary among the heathen robots of Detroit's steel mills. ninja
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:35 pm
Yes, it is the truthiest-est book we could find at the time we instituted our current court system.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:36 pm
The implication that my client, a reformed demon, would destroy holy accoutrementson touch?!?
This ignores the simple fact that he uses such equipment regularly in the course of his career.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:38 pm
Cheerfully withdrawn. surprised
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:40 pm
*sigh*
Look, I'm not gonna turn the damn book into ash. I've handled plenty of bibles, Korans, and Torahs in my day. Can we move on already? stare
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:41 pm
How many lawyers have you slain in that time period?
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:44 pm
Tenzil Kem How many lawyers have you slain in that time period?
..the vampire lawyer in Munich....
..that really bad Poltergeist in the Chicago courthouse...
...y'know? I've lost count. mrgreen But I haven't killed any lawyers that have put me on trial.
Just a client once. But there were extenuating circumstances. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:45 pm
Okay, yeah, awesome, I'll be doing the questioning from over HERE behind my handy heavy table.
Go ahead and swear the witness in please, Bailiff...
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:50 pm
*extends the steel and asbestos reinforced King James at Hellboy*
DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO HELP YOU GOD, YOU FILTHY DEMONIC HEATHEN SPAWN? scream
*extendo-arms a cross at him for good measure*
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