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 Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 9:28 am
Granted. We were teleported in during the previews. But now we expect you to pay for the rest of our summer movies
I wish I had less stress and more time for my friends
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 10:05 am
Granted! Now you get to spend all your time with your friends. Unfortunately you are so relaxed you can't stay awake to enjoy them.
I wish I was fluent in several languages
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 11:38 am
Granted! But now you have no math skills.
I wish my house would clean itself.
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:39 pm
granted, but it starts by kicking you out of the house. lol
I wish I had solid plans for tonight.
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:17 pm
Granted but your plans now include the following: a high speed car chase, a donkey, a llama and a sheep, a bottle of rum, a bottle of vicodin, pixie sticks, John Travolta and the police.
I wish all of my living expenses were taken care of for life.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 6:02 am
*granted* you have a job that pays awesomely but takes you away from your loved ones leaving you very little time every day to spend with them.
I wish I was a mens underwear designer.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 9:56 am
Granted! But your designs are stolen and marketed by someone else. They become wildly popular but you never earn a penny from them and can't even afford a pair of undies you designed yourself.
I wish my cat would stop walling back and forth across the keyboard.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 1:32 pm
granted... your cat stops walking and just pees on it now. ^.^
I wish it wasn't so hot today.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:28 pm
Granted. It's 10 degrees hotter!
I wish I would win the lottery.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 9:05 pm
Granted! But it's the lottery where when you win, they kill you due to world overpopulation.
I wish there was less drama in my life.
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 10:02 am
Granted your drama has been replaced with zombie appocolypse! mrgreen braaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssssss lol
I wish I got paid vacation when my store closes down for renovation.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 3:41 pm
Granted! But they make you help with the renovation.
I wish Thursday would come sooner!
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:07 am
Granted, but you over sleep and wake up friday night.
I wish I could play classical guitar.
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 12:38 pm
Granted! But the only thing you can do with your fingers from then on is strum chords.
I wish I could make more gaia gold.
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 7:03 pm
granted but then you get banned because they think you are botting.
I wish I knew if I was a good kisser.
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