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Deletemeplease80 rolled 6 6-sided dice:
5, 6, 2, 1, 5, 2
Total: 21 (6-36)
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 Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:39 pm
1st: Congrats Rebo!!!!! xd
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
5, 4, 4, 2, 5, 5
Total: 25 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:48 pm
After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he. "I don't understand," he complained to Saint Peter. "I devoted my entire life to my congregation."
"Our policy here in Heaven is to reward results," Saint Peter explained. "Now, was your congregation well attuned to you whenever you gave a sermon?"
"Well," the minister had to admit, "some in the congregation fell asleep from time to time."
"Exactly," said Saint Peter. "And when people rode in this man's taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they even prayed."
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Deletemeplease80 rolled 6 6-sided dice:
5, 5, 2, 2, 4, 2
Total: 20 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:48 pm
2nd: I just read the jokes and they are awesome! xd lol rofl
I've heard a few before- but not for awhile and they are all good ones!
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
2, 4, 2, 2, 1, 4
Total: 15 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:51 pm
Hehee thanks ^_^ This is what I post for randomness lol
Our lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk)
At home as it is in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager
Barmen
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Deletemeplease80 rolled 6 6-sided dice:
4, 3, 6, 3, 1, 4
Total: 21 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:52 pm
3rd: I wish I had gotten on here this morning, so I coulda tried for the envelope. crying
Of course, cleaning the litterbox and cat room was such a joy to do instead... cool xd
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Deletemeplease80 rolled 6 6-sided dice:
3, 3, 6, 3, 3, 5
Total: 23 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:56 pm
so the other day in slots; a few of us were feeling abit crazy and named our slot machines for luck. Mine is now named "Big Blue".
The crazy part came later... when we started humping them for luck. eek lol
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
6, 1, 4, 2, 5, 6
Total: 24 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:02 pm
LOL! XD Humping the slots....were you kicked out of the casino? wink
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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Deletemeplease80 rolled 6 6-sided dice:
3, 3, 4, 2, 5, 4
Total: 21 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:05 pm
lol, no- but we had alot of traffic for awhile- I think we scared some people. lol
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
6, 1, 4, 5, 3, 4
Total: 23 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:19 pm
Well scaring people in the games room is fun! XD
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."
"That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.
"Get my brown pants."
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Reivyn-chan rolled 6 6-sided dice:
2, 2, 3, 5, 5, 3
Total: 20 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:07 pm
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
2, 2, 3, 6, 4, 3
Total: 20 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:08 pm
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
2, 6, 5, 3, 5, 2
Total: 23 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:32 pm
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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isidar_mithram rolled 6 6-sided dice:
6, 1, 1, 1, 3, 1
Total: 13 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:20 pm
I found a lame joke on the internet..
A frog walked into a bank to see the loan officer, Mr. Pattiwack. He said "Hi! My name is Kermit Jagger. I'm Mick Jagger's son, and I need a loan." So Mr. Pattiwack said "What do you have as collateral." Kermit said "I have a pink ceramic elephant." So Mr. Pattiwack walked into his boss's office and said "There is a frog out here named Kermit Jagger. All he has for collateral is a pink ceramic elephant and I don't know what that is!" So his boss said "It's a knick-knack Pattiwack give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone."
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isidar_mithram rolled 6 6-sided dice:
6, 6, 3, 2, 5, 4
Total: 26 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:22 pm
Three guys were stranded on an island. One day, a magic lamp washed ashore. A magic genie popped out. He said "I'll give each of you one wish."
The 1st man said "I want to go back home"...he disappeared. The 2nd man said "I also want to go home"...he also disappeared. The third man looked around and felt lonely. He said "I want my 2 friends back to keep me company"!
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isidar_mithram rolled 6 6-sided dice:
2, 2, 1, 6, 1, 5
Total: 17 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:26 pm
A man takes his obviously dead dog to the vet. The man says to the vet, "I think my dog is real sick. Would you please examine him and tell me what you think?" The vet looks at the dog and says, "I'm very sorry Mr. Smith but your dog has died." The man implores, "Are you sure doctor? Is there any tests you can run to be sure?" "Oookay," says the doctor skeptically. He has his assistant bring in the office house cat. The cat proceeds to sniff the dog from nose to tail, jumps off the table and goes into the other room. The doctor says, "Well that confirms my diagnosis, Mr. Smith, your dog has passed on." Regrettably, the doctor continues. "And I am really sorry to have to give you the bill for our services at such a time." The man looks at the bill and in shock says, "$285? $285 to tell me my dog is dead??" "No," says the doctor, "That was only $35. The other $250 was for the cat scan.
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