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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:36 pm

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Weekend? o-o Did I say 1337? I meant 1447, honest! :'D
Pope Nicholas V... Yeah, that works... xD

Of course the floggings are complimentary! No need to pay the usual $19.95 a minute for you! Is that why you altered your response? I mean I could never imagine charging you! You are a friend!

rofl

Free whippings? xD -flails- But why do they get the complementary moist towelettes when I get the complementary flogging? D:

*peruses the carefully filled out forms and shows them to bleu* because you checked 'complimentary flogging' as opposed to 'moist towelette and cheese tray' option... I aim to please and I'm just doing my job. My boss would have my hide if I didn't adhere strictly to all applicants fervent flogging or towelette requests. Don't want to be fired in this job market you know. *nods sagely*

I thought it was my internet bill and it said 'complimentary blogging'! D: Look! A distraction! -points to the sky and 'White Outs' the check mark-
Ahem... I believe I have neglected to check any of the following boxes... = w=

*Fills in the form for Bleu again*

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:42 pm

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Weekend? o-o Did I say 1337? I meant 1447, honest! :'D
Pope Nicholas V... Yeah, that works... xD

Of course the floggings are complimentary! No need to pay the usual $19.95 a minute for you! Is that why you altered your response? I mean I could never imagine charging you! You are a friend!

rofl

Free whippings? xD -flails- But why do they get the complementary moist towelettes when I get the complementary flogging? D:

*peruses the carefully filled out forms and shows them to bleu* because you checked 'complimentary flogging' as opposed to 'moist towelette and cheese tray' option... I aim to please and I'm just doing my job. My boss would have my hide if I didn't adhere strictly to all applicants fervent flogging or towelette requests. Don't want to be fired in this job market you know. *nods sagely*

I thought it was my internet bill and it said 'complimentary blogging'! D: Look! A distraction! -points to the sky and 'White Outs' the check mark-
Ahem... I believe I have neglected to check any of the following boxes... = w=

Oh dear. This does cause some problems you see. In the event that no boxes are marked the applicant gives full permission for 'torture with a moist towelette' option. You do get the cheese tray as well though... goes very well with whine they say. *shows bleu the application fine print stating in the event neither boxes are marked that the applicant acknowledges a desire for both options*

I do hope that you are not totally unhappy to have a cheese tray and towelette added to your flogging sir.

*waves at zephyr*

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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:46 pm

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Weekend? o-o Did I say 1337? I meant 1447, honest! :'D
Pope Nicholas V... Yeah, that works... xD

Of course the floggings are complimentary! No need to pay the usual $19.95 a minute for you! Is that why you altered your response? I mean I could never imagine charging you! You are a friend!

rofl

Free whippings? xD -flails- But why do they get the complementary moist towelettes when I get the complementary flogging? D:

*peruses the carefully filled out forms and shows them to bleu* because you checked 'complimentary flogging' as opposed to 'moist towelette and cheese tray' option... I aim to please and I'm just doing my job. My boss would have my hide if I didn't adhere strictly to all applicants fervent flogging or towelette requests. Don't want to be fired in this job market you know. *nods sagely*

I thought it was my internet bill and it said 'complimentary blogging'! D: Look! A distraction! -points to the sky and 'White Outs' the check mark-
Ahem... I believe I have neglected to check any of the following boxes... = w=

Oh dear. This does cause some problems you see. In the event that no boxes are marked the applicant gives full permission for 'torture with a moist towelette' option. You do get the cheese tray as well though... goes very well with whine they say. *shows bleu the application fine print stating in the event neither boxes are marked that the applicant acknowledges a desire for both options*

I do hope that you are not totally unhappy to have a cheese tray and towelette added to your flogging sir.

*waves at zephyr*

*waves back*

We've still got a few bags of popcorn left, right?

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:46 pm

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Weekend? o-o Did I say 1337? I meant 1447, honest! :'D
Pope Nicholas V... Yeah, that works... xD

Of course the floggings are complimentary! No need to pay the usual $19.95 a minute for you! Is that why you altered your response? I mean I could never imagine charging you! You are a friend!

rofl

Free whippings? xD -flails- But why do they get the complementary moist towelettes when I get the complementary flogging? D:

*peruses the carefully filled out forms and shows them to bleu* because you checked 'complimentary flogging' as opposed to 'moist towelette and cheese tray' option... I aim to please and I'm just doing my job. My boss would have my hide if I didn't adhere strictly to all applicants fervent flogging or towelette requests. Don't want to be fired in this job market you know. *nods sagely*

I thought it was my internet bill and it said 'complimentary blogging'! D: Look! A distraction! -points to the sky and 'White Outs' the check mark-
Ahem... I believe I have neglected to check any of the following boxes... = w=

Oh dear. This does cause some problems you see. In the event that no boxes are marked the applicant gives full permission for 'torture with a moist towelette' option. You do get the cheese tray as well though... goes very well with whine they say. *shows bleu the application fine print stating in the event neither boxes are marked that the applicant acknowledges a desire for both options*

I do hope that you are not totally unhappy to have a cheese tray and towelette added to your flogging sir.

*waves at zephyr*

I see... Well, what happens in the event that the applicant used an invisible ink pen? -strokes invisible goatee-

xD Well, I do like cheese. 8D By any chance is it provolone?

(Kaos! Your pen ran out of ink! >:3)

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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:55 pm

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I thought it was my internet bill and it said 'complimentary blogging'! D: Look! A distraction! -points to the sky and 'White Outs' the check mark-
Ahem... I believe I have neglected to check any of the following boxes... = w=

Oh dear. This does cause some problems you see. In the event that no boxes are marked the applicant gives full permission for 'torture with a moist towelette' option. You do get the cheese tray as well though... goes very well with whine they say. *shows bleu the application fine print stating in the event neither boxes are marked that the applicant acknowledges a desire for both options*

I do hope that you are not totally unhappy to have a cheese tray and towelette added to your flogging sir.

*waves at zephyr*

I see... Well, what happens in the event that the applicant used an invisible ink pen? -strokes invisible goatee-

xD Well, I do like cheese. 8D By any chance is it provolone?

(Kaos! Your pen ran out of ink! >:3)

It is a cheese tray , sir. It has provolone, havarti, baby swiss, colby jack, brie, feta and a port wine cheese ball. The tray itself is made of sharp cheese since we do care for the environment here at Iron Maiden Flogging Studios and Dairy Farm. Sir.

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:09 pm

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I thought it was my internet bill and it said 'complimentary blogging'! D: Look! A distraction! -points to the sky and 'White Outs' the check mark-
Ahem... I believe I have neglected to check any of the following boxes... = w=

Oh dear. This does cause some problems you see. In the event that no boxes are marked the applicant gives full permission for 'torture with a moist towelette' option. You do get the cheese tray as well though... goes very well with whine they say. *shows bleu the application fine print stating in the event neither boxes are marked that the applicant acknowledges a desire for both options*

I do hope that you are not totally unhappy to have a cheese tray and towelette added to your flogging sir.

*waves at zephyr*

I see... Well, what happens in the event that the applicant used an invisible ink pen? -strokes invisible goatee-

xD Well, I do like cheese. 8D By any chance is it provolone?

(Kaos! Your pen ran out of ink! >:3)

It is a cheese tray , sir. It has provolone, havarti, baby swiss, colby jack, brie, feta and a port wine cheese ball. The tray itself is made of sharp cheese since we do care for the environment here at Iron Maiden Flogging Studios and Dairy Farm. Sir.

I see. xD I feared the possibility of it consisting a single tray made for cheese, made by cheese, cheese not included.

Now, does the flogging make use of the soft, moist towelette striking the arm severely or the latter, much mentally traumatizing technique?

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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:17 pm

This is me procrastinating my essay due tomorrow.

*going to see Jackass 3*

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:25 pm

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I see... Well, what happens in the event that the applicant used an invisible ink pen? -strokes invisible goatee-

xD Well, I do like cheese. 8D By any chance is it provolone?

(Kaos! Your pen ran out of ink! >:3)

It is a cheese tray , sir. It has provolone, havarti, baby swiss, colby jack, brie, feta and a port wine cheese ball. The tray itself is made of sharp cheese since we do care for the environment here at Iron Maiden Flogging Studios and Dairy Farm. Sir.

I see. xD I feared the possibility of it consisting a single tray made for cheese, made by cheese, cheese not included.

Now, does the flogging make use of the soft, moist towelette striking the arm severely or the latter, much mentally traumatizing technique?

We are a full service flogging facility, sir! No namby, pamby attitudes about flogging here! Nosiree! We use only the finest in flogging implements like the scourge and the cat o' nine tails! Moist towelette indeed!

How ever would we explain to our cheese tray/towelette only patrons if we ever ran out of their precious moist towelettes due to the high volume of floggings at our facility?

*hands some popcorn in one of those cute red and white stripey boxes to zephyr*

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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:33 pm

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I see... Well, what happens in the event that the applicant used an invisible ink pen? -strokes invisible goatee-

xD Well, I do like cheese. 8D By any chance is it provolone?

(Kaos! Your pen ran out of ink! >:3)

It is a cheese tray , sir. It has provolone, havarti, baby swiss, colby jack, brie, feta and a port wine cheese ball. The tray itself is made of sharp cheese since we do care for the environment here at Iron Maiden Flogging Studios and Dairy Farm. Sir.

I see. xD I feared the possibility of it consisting a single tray made for cheese, made by cheese, cheese not included.

Now, does the flogging make use of the soft, moist towelette striking the arm severely or the latter, much mentally traumatizing technique?

We are a full service flogging facility, sir! No namby, pamby attitudes about flogging here! Nosiree! We use only the finest in flogging implements like the scourge and the cat o' nine tails! Moist towelette indeed!

How ever would we explain to our cheese tray/towelette only patrons if we ever ran out of their precious moist towelettes due to the high volume of floggings at our facility?

*hands some popcorn in one of those cute red and white stripey boxes to zephyr*

May I know which tool has the kindest reviews from customers? I would very much prefer a non-lethal method.

Give them a wet kleenex in a small bag and an innocent smile? xD

-noms on his bag of Cracker Jacks-

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:40 pm

Yay. More idle time.

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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:43 pm

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Yay. More idle time.

Yay! :D

Have we decided on whether we'll change our avatars or signatures or whatever for whomever's MLB team wins the World Series? xD It starts today. 8D

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:43 pm

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I see... Well, what happens in the event that the applicant used an invisible ink pen? -strokes invisible goatee-

xD Well, I do like cheese. 8D By any chance is it provolone?

(Kaos! Your pen ran out of ink! >:3)

It is a cheese tray , sir. It has provolone, havarti, baby swiss, colby jack, brie, feta and a port wine cheese ball. The tray itself is made of sharp cheese since we do care for the environment here at Iron Maiden Flogging Studios and Dairy Farm. Sir.

I see. xD I feared the possibility of it consisting a single tray made for cheese, made by cheese, cheese not included.

Now, does the flogging make use of the soft, moist towelette striking the arm severely or the latter, much mentally traumatizing technique?

We are a full service flogging facility, sir! No namby, pamby attitudes about flogging here! Nosiree! We use only the finest in flogging implements like the scourge and the cat o' nine tails! Moist towelette indeed!

How ever would we explain to our cheese tray/towelette only patrons if we ever ran out of their precious moist towelettes due to the high volume of floggings at our facility?

*hands some popcorn in one of those cute red and white stripey boxes to zephyr*

All right! Is there somewhere I can sit and watch the flogging?

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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:43 pm

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Yay. More idle time.

Yay! :D

Have we decided on whether we'll change our avatars or signatures or whatever for whomever's MLB team wins? xD It starts today. 8D

I dunno. xD
We should make a thread for it and see what people come up with.

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:47 pm

Harusame Mizukishi

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Yay. More idle time.

Yay! :D

Have we decided on whether we'll change our avatars or signatures or whatever for whomever's MLB team wins? xD It starts today. 8D

I dunno. xD
We should make a thread for it and see what people come up with.

xD It's not that big of a deal to make a thread.
Loser has to speak in only Dutch for a week or something?

...I'm out of ideas. xD

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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:49 pm

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Yay. More idle time.

Yay! :D

Have we decided on whether we'll change our avatars or signatures or whatever for whomever's MLB team wins? xD It starts today. 8D

I dunno. xD
We should make a thread for it and see what people come up with.

xD It's not that big of a deal to make a thread.
Loser has to speak in only Dutch for a week or something?

...I'm out of ideas. xD

Are you saying the World Series isn't a big deal? stare

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