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 Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:29 pm
Femmunition Halo Historian
I'm not kidding, Z, stop calling me Hamster.Hamtaro it is. xD
Don't make me initialize the Hammer-Ban!
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:59 pm
Need I remind everyone just what the Hammer Ban is?
The Hammer Ban is a weapon not passed down from generation to generation or sold on the market. No, the Hammer Ban is a creation for one man and one man alone. This weapon was forged in the fires of pure awesome and amazingness. It is said that no power can rival gods because he is the creator of the universe and all in it, however even his hand was not involved in creating this ultimate device of doom and destruction.
Indeed the Hammer Ban was not created to stand alone however, no there was a tecnique created to use it by none other than the weapons forger himself. Michael R. Hammer created a technique so that he could wield his devastating weapon. In order to adequately describe you the technique, I must paint a picture that a friend of mine, and member of HTRP once told me.
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Some time ago I found myself sitting alone in my room, accompanied only by my XBOX 360, the light of the television, and those I played HALO 3 with over XBOX LIVE. If I recall properly it was a game of Team Slayer, unfortunately my vision of that night is somewhat marred as my subconscious is trying to make me forget the horrid sights that I bore witness to.
I was frustrated, an emotion I clearly remember, for I could not find a single enemy. Upon further investigation I found what I was looking for, an opponent. However there was something horribly awry. The player was dead, as was apparent by the fact that his character model was sprawled out across the map's floor. Of course, I also couldn't miss that his innards were splattered around him as well, coupled with his soul and dignity. After only a short glimpse I had to look away, the scene was utterly disturbing. I continued on my search, the images of the poor being scarred into the back of my eyes. It was something I would never be able to forget.
When I happened across the rest of his team I discovered, much to my chagrin, that they had met a much similar fate. The horribly dismembered bodies of what I believe were once humans were so disgusting that I immediately ran to the rest room to relieve myself. After a few careful hours (and a few grunts) I realized just what happened. Mike had killed them all. No, he hadn't only killed them, he immorally destroyed them. And it was only by then that I could classify just how deadly Mike was.
I now quantify his amazing ability as what is simply known as an HRR, or a "Horrible Rape Radius." This HRR is simply a sphere surrounding Mike where anything within 25 units on the map is completely and horribly raped beyond recognition. And that is why I am on Mike's team in every game.
The HRR, formidable enough as it is, is made even more ominous by coupling it with nothing other than the Hammer Ban. The effect of both meeting has only been experienced once, it is commonly referred to in the science world as "The Big Bang." Were such an event to occur again, and in today's world it is more than likely, the effects could be disastrous for the universe and life as we know it would cease to exist.
I hope that describes it accurately enough, and while I did leave a few details out, such as just what the Hammer Ban does to people, I promise I did it only for everyone's well being. I promised myself that I wouldn't delve into the explicitness of such atrocities.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:02 pm
That was the last time...
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:14 pm
Now this is what I imagined that more older forerunner ship to look like... though more like the Dreadnought in shape and appearance... 
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:35 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:49 pm
You know he calls himself Mike R. Hammer... (If that is his real last name, I would be quite shocked...)
1 letter difference. DON'T give him an ego boost...
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:05 pm
ZNK
You know he calls himself Mike R. Hammer... (If that is his real last name, I would be quite shocked...)
1 letter difference. DON'T give him an ego boost...Who said it was his in the first place? =P
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:55 pm
Femmunition ZNK
You know he calls himself Mike R. Hammer... (If that is his real last name, I would be quite shocked...)
1 letter difference. DON'T give him an ego boost...Who said it was his in the first place? =P
Dunno...
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:25 am
ZNK Femmunition ZNK
You know he calls himself Mike R. Hammer... (If that is his real last name, I would be quite shocked...)
1 letter difference. DON'T give him an ego boost...Who said it was his in the first place? =P
Dunno...It is a general mystery.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:43 am
Femmunition ZNK Femmunition ZNK
You know he calls himself Mike R. Hammer... (If that is his real last name, I would be quite shocked...)
1 letter difference. DON'T give him an ego boost...Who said it was his in the first place? =P
Dunno...It is a general mystery.
You should stop being weird...
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:16 am
Do not doubt him, his name is in fact Mike R. Hammer.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:12 pm
How... weird...Or in my signature...
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:35 pm
It is a known fact that:
My name is: Michael Richard Hammer (named after two uncles and given my father's surname.)
I live in: Santa Monica, California
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:48 pm
I AM GOING TO SEE AN ASSASSIN TO YOU!
So you can kill your brother...Or in my signature...
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:02 pm
..Then the police would be on your arse for announcing your hit list.
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