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 Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:55 pm
To all the uninitiated the-weapon-that-shall-not-be-named trumps them all. It alone has the power to not only demoralize, atomize, psychoanalyze, AND categorize all things, but the ability to do so to the baritone sounds of the one and only Augustus "Cole Train" Cole. Riding atop the monster is Captain Jacob Keyes, holding his trusty unloaded sidearm and shouting "bang" at the top of his lungs. The beast itself is a massive rail-vehicle covered in automated-perforated-blades-that-cut-things-with-repetitive-motions. The beast's front is the face of the Arbiter, whose mandibles are parted in an unholy roar. Riding inside the monster is the Master Chief, still in cryostasis, with Cortana snuggled up on top of his Cryotube. Dominic Santiago and Marcus Fenix stand atop the creature shouting the same expletive again and again in testosterone-laced voices, with Commander Shepard skiing while attached to the rear.
That my dear friends, is the-weapon-that-shall-not-be-named.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:09 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:17 pm
You forgot to mention Dom yelling "WHERE'S MY WIFE?!" at the top of his lungs.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:21 pm
Oh yeah, I did forget that.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:24 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:24 pm
It's okay though, because I forgot to do my rhetorical analysis of Taxi to the Dark Side that is due tomorrow.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:25 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:31 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:56 pm
Fear what? You? I just want you. ;D
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:02 pm
Oh he knows what the ladies like.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:09 pm
The Hegemon Oh he knows what the ladies like. I know what the ladies like. cool
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:16 pm
I wouldn't mind joining that other Halo RP, Cover of Night...
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:25 pm
I'm not kidding, Z, stop calling me Hamster.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:28 pm
Halo Historian
I'm not kidding, Z, stop calling me Hamster.Hamtaro it is. xD
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