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Linda Lee Danvers Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:09 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:21 pm
But.. but.. I don't wannabe a mini-Batman crying I want to actually be happy.
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Linda Lee Danvers Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:22 pm
Your next girlfriend will make you very happy. AND she won't be killed. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:42 pm
Linda Lee Danvers Your next girlfriend will make you very happy. AND she won't be killed. 3nodding Good... I could use some joy in my life.
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:24 pm
*Shoos away pesky martinins, looks around for a beer.* Git, ya little buggers!
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:36 pm
Careful, they swarm when they're mad.
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:41 pm
They do what now...? *Is swarmed by martinis* AH! *Swats at them.* Dammit!
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:44 pm
Quick! Offer them something to appease them! Before they start stinging! Those toothpicks are SHARP!
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:51 pm
*Gets stuck by toothpick.* OW! Sunuva... *Hops off my barstool and yanks it up.* Oh, I've got something to offer them... *Starts swinging the stool at the martinis.*
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:17 pm
That's.....that's not going to help.
*a martini shatters against the stool, and the rest start hissing as they swarm*
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:19 pm
*whooshes into the bistro*
This looks like a job for... SUPERMAN!
*heatbeams a martini*
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:20 pm
*boiling hot booze splashes everywhere*
OW! MY EYES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*runs around crashing into things
AT BLINDEDSONIC SPEEDS!*
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:21 pm
*Swings again, whacking a couple more. Grabs another one and drinks it. The wound from the toothpick heals up.*
Never let it be said that I can't handle my liquor.
*Is swarmed and stung repeatedly.*
NASTY, LITTLE.... ((insert torent of obscenities here))
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:23 pm
YEOW!!!!
*Gets broiled in martinis and then run over by Wally.*
Christ and Krishna! Don't you have supervision or something?!
*Healing factor kicks into overdrive.*
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:26 pm
*Trips over Jaeger and flies at superspeeds over the bar*
CRASH!
*Everything from Abesinthe to Zima soaks Wally to the bone*
groooaann....
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