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After listening to kaimen, Sage blinks a bit, then tilts his head and says " Oro?"

He then looks from kaimen, to the shell, and back and forth a bit. Next, he pulls out a paint brush from his sleeve, and dips it into his other sleeve. He then lunges at kaimen, attempting to paint a mustache on kaimen's face in black paint.

Sage blinks a bit, then pulls what looks like a water balloon from his sleeve. He hurls the balloon towards kaimen, then leaps after the balloon, intent on painting a mustache on kaimen's face.

((note: balloon has water with yellow food coloring in it))

Iri had stopped laughing awhile ago. Now she's just laying on her side, watching Sage and Kaimen. After all the drama lately, this certainly is refreshing. And then there's the cow. What in the name of sanity is a cow doing in the dojo? And taking a sumo stance of all things?

With his target gone, Sage dropped the brush in mid air. He landed against the ceiling with his hands, and cartwheeled along the ceiling beam until his feet landed on the bottom of the beam. He then sprung back down towards the ground. He caught the brush within his teeth, and spun in mid air to land on his feet, facing cow tut in a crouch with both hands and feet upon the ground.

Indeed, it had been a while...and Sage had learned much since the last time the cow had shown itself. As the darts of milk flew through the air, Sage scrabbled across the ground. He hurled himself off the ground, and bounced between the walls, gracefully twisting his form and avoiding the milk.

Sage closed the distance between them in a few moments, and launched himself from the ceiling towards Cow Tut. His hands were in a paw like grip, his fingers bend and the tips nearly touching the base of his fingers. His thumbs similarly bent. With his hands like this, Sage swiped his fist towards Cow Tut's face as he passed.

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If Cow Tut doesn't knock him out of the air, Sage would strike and land on his hands, then roll into a crouch. From the crouch he would spring backwards, attempting to slam Cow tut in the side/back with both fists.

As the body slam hit...it left Sage stranded in the floor. His upper body was stuck under the floorboards, and his lower body wiggled around. After a few minutes, you'd be able to hear a 'oiyel.....oiyel!' emenating from the floor boards. It seems that the childish personality is still in control and crying for help.

As he landed on the couch, Sage bounced. He fell forward onto the ground, and seemed to be unconscious. His eyes seemed blank and drool dribbled out of his mouth onto the ground. To anyone watching, he would be still for a few moments.

After a minute or so, Sage's tail began to twitch around.

After a few more minutes, Sage got up and brushed himself off. He looked around the room, and then at the hole in the floor where cow tut had slammed him. Sage then meandered off onto the front porch of the GNA. He slides over the the unconcious Saffron/Fenris, and nudges at her with his foot. "wakie wakie."