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 Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:27 am
Cid: This rocket is the world's only one! There's no other like it! I can guarantee that it will not break. *chuckle*
Cloud: ummm.....why did you chuckle?
Cid: Huh? oh, nothing. I...ummm. remebered a very funny joke. (thinks: yeah, with you guys blowing up.)
Cloud: Oh...ok! Let's go! *hums merrily upon entering the airship*
Cait Sith: Hey, Barret. Why do you have that gun-arm?
Barret: Well, ever since Yuffie took my arm, thinking it was materia, I have been plotting my revenge against her.
Cait Sith: Oh..... sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:08 am
Spawn of Sephiroth Cloud playing Kingdom Hearts"What the hell why do i look like Raziel and Vincent. Why is my Sword Bandaged. AND WHY THE HELL IS WAS I BEATEN BY A LITTLE KID!!!" amen
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:10 am
Barret: Thx for savin me I thought I was a goner.
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:43 am
Lets see...
Sephiroth: *cuts off Jenova's head* opps, Mommy!! I'm sorry! MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! crying
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:42 am
Vincent: Why yes Cloud, i am a vampire.
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:14 pm
Cloud: Ok guys, tonight! we sacrifice Cait Sith to Sephiroth. Maybe if he takes him, he won't kill us all.
Red XIII: But Cloud! Won't he notice? He is a cat after all and they have super senses.
Cloud: That's why we have Yuffie cast sleep on him.
Yuffie: Can I keep his moogle when we're done?
Cloud: Sure!
Yuffie: Yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!! whee whee whee
Sephiroth: My hair is too long! Cloud, can you cut it for me?
Cloud: Sure! *takes his buster sword and cuts Sephiroth's hair*
******ten minutes later******
Cloud: Here you go!
Sephiroth: *screams* What the hell did you do? I look like you now!
Cloud: What? Don't like it?
Sephiroth: I'll get you for this!
*and so Sephiroth and Cloud fight again*
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:00 pm
Sephiroth- *writes letter* Dear mother, I'm sorry I ripped your head off back in Neibleheim...
Zack- "No way... he just ate my hair" (YES this is a line in Crisis Core..heh heh)
Hojo- "Theres nothign about me that says 'evil scientinst'"
Yuffie- *sees materia* "Ohhh Shiny!"
Reno- (made this an icon) "No i dont think youre a retard at all!"
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:14 pm
Barret: Ready Aerith? Rock, Paper Scissors! *gun arm goes off* ......Oops
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:54 pm
Cloud: Yuffie! I am sick and tired of you stealing my materia! Tonight you pay!
Yuffie: No, Cloud! I promise I won't do it ever again!
Barret: Too late! You said that once and then you ran off with our materia. You are going down!
Yuffie: Please guys! Just give me another chance!
Red XIII: Sorry, Yuffie! You are so low on our trusting list that even Cait Sith has beaten you.
Yuffie: You bastards! I hate you all!
Tifa: Well, its your fault for stealing. We don't hate you. We just hope Sephiroth would get you first!
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:27 am
Cloud: Tifa -=stareing at the ground=- I... I don't love you. I'm in love with Sephiroth.
Yuna: But I'm not Tifa
Cloud: I know, but you mind just being here till I'm ready to tell Tifa?
Yuna: Well if it helps
Jenova: -=Humming the Hymn of the Fayth=-
Sephiroth: I should apolige, Cloud. I rather dislike you. I'm in love with Yuna
Tidus: Shes mine!
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:54 pm
Cloud: Hey, everyone! Why don't we just give up facing Sephiroth and go to Mulligan's?
Barret: But Cloud, it was destroyed, remember?
Cloud: Noooooooooooooooooooo! Who did that?
Barret: Sephiroth...
Cloud: stressed Im going to kill Sephiroth!
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:14 pm
Kadaj: Screw mother! I want to go to Disneyland!
Loz: I don't like my hairstyle
Yazoo: -=looking at porn=-
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:55 am
Cid: let's mosey.
(I remember how much that annoyed him in the game whenever Cloud said that)
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:26 pm
Randumb Lines Episode I
Cid: Hmm...Does my airship make me look fat?
Barrett: Yes it does! Heck, even my freaking gunarm makes you look overweight! Now please be quiet you foul mouthed liquor smelling man! Tch, proper manners can get you far in life...
Cloud: Wait, what did you say about my HUGE sword thats not compensating for anything and Yuffie's flat chest?
Yuffie: Hey!!! That wasn't nice!...Why does Tifa have all the boobs?...Oh!!! She must have stolen my boobs from me because I stole her materia! Thats it!
Tifa:.....................They're implants *giggle*
Sephiroth: And I'm the father!
Red XIII: What?...HOLY S**T! I can talk!!!
Cait Sith:...............Man, I suck!!! Sorry for torturing you players.
Vincent: About time you made me a grandpa Sephiroth!...wait, what...?
Hojo: But I though...........Eh, screw it. I'll just start over.......Come here Aerith!!!
Aerith: Oh, just what the doctor ordered *giggle*....yes, zombie sex!
King of Slashers: Hmmm, you guys got a lot weirder since I last saw you....Oh, a scratch on the disc! That must be why! Well, I'll just throw this priceless gem away!
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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:22 am
Cloud: My sword is too freakin' heavy!!!!!!
Sephiroth: I am Dr. Evil!! Where are the sharks withfreakin' lasers on their heads?!
Tifa: My life sucks because these implants are controlling my mind.
Barret: This arm only fires bubbles, people. There's nothing to fear!
Red XIII: Holy crap, My head is on fire!!!!! Oh wait, no its not.
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