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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:42 pm
I can't drive crying You shoulda seen it once when Bart tried to drive one the batmobiles.. I think Tim got huge trouble for that.. Oh wait.. I can fly biggrin Who needs a car or bike? 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:44 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:59 pm
* goes to the jukebox and puts on a song* I used to think that I could not go on And life was nothing but an awful song But now I know the meaning of true love I'm leaning on the everlasting arms If I can see it, then I can do it If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
If I can see it, then I can be it If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and fly away I believe I can sore I see me runnin through that open door I believe I can fly I believe I can fly I believe I can fly
See I was on the verge of breakin down Sometimes silence can seem so loud There are miracles in life I must achieve But first I know it starts inside of me
I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and fly away I believe I can sore I see me runnin through that open door I believe I can fly I believe I can fly I believe I can fly
Cause I believe in me
If I can see it, then I can be it If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and fly away I believe I can sore I see me runnin through that open door I believe I can fly I believe I can fly I believe I can fly
If I just spread my wings I can fly I can fly, I can fly If I just spread my wings I can fly, woo Check it out Hmm.. fly fly fly
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:00 pm
*Bangs her head into the table repeatedly.*
Not only can I not fly, I can't stand that song! stressed
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:05 pm
X-23 *Bangs her head into the table repeatedly.*
Not only can I not fly, I can't stand that song! stressed Bwahahahahaha!!!! twisted
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:06 pm
Why do you torture me thus? crying
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:08 pm
X-23 Why do you torture me thus? crying Because it's fun. Why else would I do it?
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:10 pm
*Rushes to the juke box before Cassie can get back to it. "Metal Health" by Quiet Riot is her selection.*
Well I'm an axegrinder Piledriver Mother says that I never never mind her Got no brains I'm insane Teacher says that I'm one big pain I'm like a laser 6-streamin' razor I got a mouth like an alligator I want it louder More power I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour
CHORUS 1: Bang your head! Metal Health'll drive you mad Band your head! Metal Health'll drive you mad
Well I'm remonstrated Outdated I really want to be over-rated I'm a finder and I'm a keeper I'm not a loser and I ain't no weeper I got the boys to make the noise Won't ever let up Hope it annoys you Join the pack Fill the crack Well now you're here There's no way back Bang your head! Metal Health'll drive you mad Bang your head! Metal Health'll drive you mad
Metal Health'll cure your crazy Metal Health'll cure your mad Metal Health is what we all need It's what you have to have
[Solo]
Bang your head Wake the dead We're all metal mad It's all you have So bang your head And raise the dead Oh yeah! Metal Health It's not too bad Bad Bad
CHORUS: Oh get your straight-jackets on tonight Oh Bang your head! Metal health'll drive you mad The bad boys are gonna set you right Rock on Rock on Rock on Bang your head! Metal health'll drive you mad Bang your head!
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:16 pm
*Runs in, changes the jukebox to Englebert Humperdink*
*Runs back out, laughing*
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:19 pm
*gets to the juke box* VOICEOVER: Seconds later, at the Hall of Justice...
Batman's got an attitude, everybody takes him seriously And Superman never made any money, well try to tell that to DC All the other members of the Justice League Say I have useless super powers and make fun of me But I know there will come a day When they're gonna stare in slack-jawed wonder as they hear me say
I am Aquaman and nobody better mess with me I may be nothing to you but I am a king beneath the sea Let's see you get by underwater as well as I do on the ground I am Aquaman and you better not mess around
There are days I swear I would rather have The proportionate strength of a praying mantis Than be the last lost noble prince Of the undersea kingdom of Atlantis
Batman's got the Batmobile, Diana's got her invisible jet It seems like everybody else can fly, even Samurai but a stupid seahorse is all I get Green Arrow's sharp but I couldn't be any duller
My orange costume's uglier than any other color I'm not as tough as Batman or as cute as Gleek I'm a little taller than the Atom but smaller than Apache Chief
I am Aquaman and nobody better mess with me I may be nothing to you but I am a king beneath the sea Let's see you get by underwater as well as I do on the ground I am Aquaman and you better not mess around
Clark Kent wouldn't be the same if he didn't have his Lois Lane Green Arrow's got his Black Canary Even millionaire Bruce Wayne has that thing on the side with his ward d**k Grayson
But there's just one girl that I would marry Batman signed a movie deal though you know he doesn't need the cash And all the second-rate superheroes get TV shows even the pre-Crisis Flash
But not me, I guess that I don't rate My comic book's been cancelled more than Dr. Fate I know that I'm no Brainiac but I'm no fool I know not even Peter David can make me cool
I am Aquaman and nobody better mess with me I may be nothing to you but I am a king beneath the sea Let's see you get by underwater as well as I do on the ground I am Aquaman and you better not mess around
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:21 pm
- Hi Barbie! - Hi Ken! - You wanna go for a ride? - Sure, Ken! - Jump in! - Ha ha ha ha!
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You can touch, you can play You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play You can say I'm always yours You can touch, you can play You can say I'm always yours
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
- Oh, I'm having so much fun! - Well, Barbie, we're just getting started! - Oh, I love you Ken!
*looks up from the newspaper*
Wrong button Wally!...Patsy's been adding songs to the jukebox again!
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:22 pm
*Slashes out at nothing.*
Who the hell changed my music?
*Gets up and selects a new song.*
"Awake" by Godsmack.
Wait another minute. Can't you see what this pain has ******** done to me? I'm alive and still kickin'. What you see I can't see... and maybe you'll think before you speak. I'm alive for you. I'm awake because of you. I'm alive I told you. I'm awake swallowing you. Take another second. Turn your back on me... and make believe that you're always happy. It's safe to say you're never alive. A big part of you has died. And by the way... I hope you're satisfied. Tearing it back unveiling me. Taking a step back so I can breathe. Hear the silence about to break. Fear resistance when I'm awake.
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:26 pm
Geez! Doesn't anybody listen to classical around here?
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:35 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:37 pm
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