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Cassandra Sandsmark

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:42 pm


I can't drive crying You shoulda seen it once when Bart tried to drive one the batmobiles.. I think Tim got huge trouble for that.. Oh wait.. I can fly biggrin Who needs a car or bike? 3nodding
PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:44 pm


Oh sure, rub it in!

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Cassandra Sandsmark

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:59 pm


* goes to the jukebox and puts on a song*

I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms
If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can sore
I see me runnin through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

See I was on the verge of breakin down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can sore
I see me runnin through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

Cause I believe in me

If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can sore
I see me runnin through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly

If I just spread my wings
I can fly
I can fly, I can fly
If I just spread my wings
I can fly, woo
Check it out
Hmm.. fly fly fly
PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:00 pm


*Bangs her head into the table repeatedly.*

Not only can I not fly, I can't stand that song! stressed

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Cassandra Sandsmark

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:05 pm


X-23
*Bangs her head into the table repeatedly.*

Not only can I not fly, I can't stand that song! stressed


Bwahahahahaha!!!! twisted
PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:06 pm


Why do you torture me thus? crying

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Cassandra Sandsmark

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:08 pm


X-23
Why do you torture me thus? crying

Because it's fun. Why else would I do it?
PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:10 pm


*Rushes to the juke box before Cassie can get back to it. "Metal Health" by Quiet Riot is her selection.*

Well I'm an axegrinder Piledriver
Mother says that I never never mind her
Got no brains I'm insane
Teacher says that I'm one big pain
I'm like a laser 6-streamin' razor
I got a mouth like an alligator
I want it louder
More power
I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

CHORUS 1:
Bang your head! Metal Health'll drive you mad
Band your head! Metal Health'll drive you mad

Well I'm remonstrated
Outdated I really want to be over-rated
I'm a finder and I'm a keeper
I'm not a loser and I ain't no weeper
I got the boys to make the noise
Won't ever let up
Hope it annoys you
Join the pack
Fill the crack
Well now you're here
There's no way back
Bang your head! Metal Health'll drive you mad
Bang your head! Metal Health'll drive you mad

Metal Health'll cure your crazy
Metal Health'll cure your mad
Metal Health is what we all need
It's what you have to have

[Solo]

Bang your head
Wake the dead
We're all metal mad
It's all you have
So bang your head
And raise the dead
Oh yeah!
Metal Health
It's not too bad
Bad Bad

CHORUS:
Oh get your straight-jackets on tonight Oh
Bang your head! Metal health'll drive you mad
The bad boys are gonna set you right Rock on Rock on Rock on
Bang your head! Metal health'll drive you mad
Bang your head!

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Wally_West
Captain

Familiar Phantom

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:16 pm


*Runs in, changes the jukebox to Englebert Humperdink*

*Runs back out, laughing*
PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:19 pm


*gets to the juke box*
VOICEOVER: Seconds later, at the Hall of Justice...

Batman's got an attitude, everybody takes him seriously
And Superman never made any money, well try to tell that to DC
All the other members of the Justice League
Say I have useless super powers and make fun of me
But I know there will come a day
When they're gonna stare in slack-jawed wonder as they hear me say

I am Aquaman and nobody better mess with me
I may be nothing to you but I am a king beneath the sea
Let's see you get by underwater as well as I do on the ground
I am Aquaman and you better not mess around

There are days I swear I would rather have
The proportionate strength of a praying mantis
Than be the last lost noble prince
Of the undersea kingdom of Atlantis

Batman's got the Batmobile, Diana's got her invisible jet
It seems like everybody else can fly, even Samurai
but a stupid seahorse is all I get
Green Arrow's sharp but I couldn't be any duller

My orange costume's uglier than any other color
I'm not as tough as Batman or as cute as Gleek
I'm a little taller than the Atom but smaller than Apache Chief

I am Aquaman and nobody better mess with me
I may be nothing to you but I am a king beneath the sea
Let's see you get by underwater as well as I do on the ground
I am Aquaman and you better not mess around

Clark Kent wouldn't be the same if he didn't have his Lois Lane
Green Arrow's got his Black Canary
Even millionaire Bruce Wayne has that thing on the side
with his ward d**k Grayson

But there's just one girl that I would marry
Batman signed a movie deal though you know he doesn't need the cash
And all the second-rate superheroes get TV shows
even the pre-Crisis Flash

But not me, I guess that I don't rate
My comic book's been cancelled more than Dr. Fate
I know that I'm no Brainiac but I'm no fool
I know not even Peter David can make me cool

I am Aquaman and nobody better mess with me
I may be nothing to you but I am a king beneath the sea
Let's see you get by underwater as well as I do on the ground
I am Aquaman and you better not mess around

Cassandra Sandsmark

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:21 pm


- Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love you Ken!

*looks up from the newspaper*

Wrong button Wally!...Patsy's been adding songs to the jukebox again!
PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:22 pm


*Slashes out at nothing.*

Who the hell changed my music?

*Gets up and selects a new song.*

"Awake" by Godsmack.

Wait another minute.
Can't you see what this pain has ******** done to me?
I'm alive and still kickin'.
What you see I can't see...
and maybe you'll think before you speak.
I'm alive for you.
I'm awake because of you.
I'm alive I told you.
I'm awake swallowing you.
Take another second.
Turn your back on me...
and make believe that you're always happy.
It's safe to say you're never alive.
A big part of you has died.
And by the way...
I hope you're satisfied.
Tearing it back unveiling me.
Taking a step back so I can breathe.
Hear the silence about to break.
Fear resistance when I'm awake.

X-23


HelenaBertinelli

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:26 pm


Geez! Doesn't anybody listen to classical around here?
PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:35 pm


*listens to crickets*

Wally_West
Captain

Familiar Phantom


X-23

PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:37 pm


*Stabs at the crickets*
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