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NickCpointless

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:27 pm


as if general grievous being alive in galaxies isnt wierd enougth aparently hk-47 is in the new expantion.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:44 pm


well nifty. who doesnt wish for a Grievous/Hk showdown?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:54 pm


I'd imagine grevious would make the fatal mistake of thinking HK isn't worth his time. Then be shot in the back.


Edit: at the time of this edit, I imagine it would be a lot like santa getting pwned by jack.

Perhaps my alter-ego NeoSanta can step in, and make the two holidays the most bitchin' time of the year.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:04 pm


Jack killed Santa!!!!!!
Im torn between my love of halloween and Christmas!!
gonk

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:11 pm


My alter-ego NeoSanta may soften the blow...
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:49 pm


Hmm...is it just me, or does Episode III have a lot of sexual double-entendres/innuendo?
I was watching it (with very little sleep, I might add sweatdrop ) and I just started seeing these...

Like when Palpatine reveals he's a Sith, and Anakin draws his lightsaber, Palpatine, the way he says to strike him down, it's like..."Hey big boy; come on, stick that massive lightsaber into me."

The Dark Side of the force is like sex;
When Palpatine finishes with Mace Windu, he sighs and sits back. The way he sighs, it is exactly right for him to light up a cigarette and ask "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" (*glances out window and laughs*)
Which would mean he's spooging on Mace. Ewww.... gonk

Hmm...so, in twenty years, when he's frying Luke...well, he's old, and he's having performance issues.



Darthzyte: The all natural pill for natural Sith enhancement.

HereticX


HereticX

PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:02 pm


(Alright, time for a slightly better post... sweatdrop )


Is it just me, or can you see Anakin's story as an advertisement for contraceptives?

I mean boil it down:
-Anakin schtoinks Padme, without contraceptives, and she ends up pregnant.
-Anakin is consumed with fear of losing Padme.
-Anakin is persuaded to join Sidious, and becomes Darth Vader, slaughtering the Jedi and plunging the Galaxy into tryanny.

So...
Anakin schtoinks Padme, without contraceptives--->Galaxy plunged into darkness and tyranny.

Damn man, if you can't keep your lightsaber in it's holster, at least wear your 'blast helmet'.

Also, all this high tech, and you have to worry about someone dying in childbirth? And you'd think they'd have better contraceptives in the futuristic era of Star Wars.

Maybe the Jedi are Catholic.
Although...aren't they supposed to be Lutheran or something?
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:06 pm


Heretic, you're thinking too hard about this.

man. Ive tried posting the same RP entry like four times already. My computer is pissing me off.

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HereticX

PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:11 pm


What do you mean?
I really wasn't thinking about it at all; it just popped into my head.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:58 pm


Jabba the Hutt could be a rapper..

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:43 pm


He's already a Pimp, a Gangster, and a Drug Dealer. he meets the requirements pretty well.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:48 pm


Cale Darksun
He's already a Pimp, a Gangster, and a Drug Dealer. he meets the requirements pretty well.


eyah

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:59 pm


Cale Darksun
He's already a Pimp, a Gangster, and a Drug Dealer. he meets the requirements pretty well.


and an actor who doesn't really act. >>
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:43 am


hmm. what would jabba call himself if he were a rapper?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:52 am


Cale Darksun
hmm. what would jabba call himself if he were a rapper?
Tiny?
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