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 Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:10 pm
Most of hilarity for HoH, for me, was the bullshit between me and Josh at like 2 AM. Quote: Fenix says: Reiko has gotta wait for someone under the bed. TMJ - The Hand of God says: For real. He scares small children. Fenix says: In the closet or behind the curtains are good too. TMJ - The Hand of God says: In someone's cereal. Fenix says: ANGRY BLACK MAN IN EVERY BOX TMJ - The Hand of God says: You win. TMJ - The Hand of God says: You just win. TMJ - The Hand of God says: What I was typing can't even compare to that. I can't remember a lot of it since I had stopped sleeping, but I know it was funny.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:18 pm
themightyjello According to your statistics, it's only an inch and a half long, has no handle, and is made of rock. Unless used to shank squishy things, it would probably chip, break, or just plain shatter. It would also be pretty hard to hold due to being about the size of a 50 cent piece. *Looks again.* It's also apparently 10" tall. I seriously think you filled out the wrong fields here. xp Length, width, thickness. *reads it* Okay, yeah. I'm reading it. Yeah, that's a huge typo. I use some of my other weapons to fill in for the stats of other weaponry. Apparently I used some other weapon or something and I forgot to change all the actual statistics of the thing. Not sure... believe me, that profile took me a long time to do. x_x; Gonna have to change that, for sure. Quote: DUDE! ... ... ... ... YOUR CHARACTER IS MADE OF METAL. Removable. Suppose you take off all the metal gear (no relation) that Gene has. He'd be left with a bow and a couple of arrows, and... that's it. Everything else has metal on it. On the other hand, if you give him a knife that isn't made of metal, and atleast he'd have a close range weapon and a good arm to use it with.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:20 pm
Chaplain Fenix TMJ - The Hand of God says: In someone's cereal. Fenix says: ANGRY BLACK MAN IN EVERY BOX And then Sunny illustrated how it would work for us: 
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:21 pm
Your bionic arm is most likely metal as well, and so is the metalic crap in your head for your bionic arm. So, if you remove your bionic arm, eye, circuits, helmet etc....
How the hell do you fire a bow with one arm and no depth perception?
Also, posted.
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:24 pm
The Riot Guy believe me, that profile took me a long time to do. x_x; I haven't really read any of it. I just skimmed the thing and saw that, and laughed because it was so out of place with the rest of it all. He can remove a bionic eye (bionic, remember, not some accessory or headgear or thing he wears over his eye, but a full blown bionic eye which means that it is a mechanical replacement for the one he's supposed to have) that seems to feed information directly into his brain (due to the fact that he SEES ALL and KNOWS ALL without having to actually take time to do so)... He can remove a bionic arm (not going through this again)... How the hell is he going to use a bow with one arm and no depth perception? o_O;;; edit: LAWL. The student now becomes the master. rofl Ryugi Kazamaru How the hell do you fire a bow with one arm and no depth perception?
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:27 pm
themightyjello LAWL. The student now becomes the master. rofl "You must snatch this pebble from my hand before I call your mother a whore." I'm also going to refrain from an in-depth explanation of how x-rays work and why the comic book idea doesn't make any sense.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:31 pm
Chaplain Fenix I'm also going to refrain from an in-depth explanation of how x-rays work and why the comic book idea doesn't make any sense. Remember when Kichi lost an arm and an eye during HoH and I offered to have my heartless evil corporation replace them in exchange for him signing his life away? I went through all the trouble of explaining the pros and cons of things, but he still decided that he just HAD to have the 
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:35 pm
Never said he'd use the bow as a weapon... If you read, the bow has quite a good, useful magical abilities. The arrows can be used on their own, though very unnaccurately, and I wouldn't really count them as weaponry... But mostly the purpouse of the bow when he can't use the mechanical pieces is that of a mage's staff.
He can remove the bionic eye without any hindrance. The computer integrated into his forehead, the COACN, is also somewhat safely removeable. I might want to make an adjustment to take it out of the skull, though... removing it from his head relys on being able to unscrew that particular part of the skull to take it out. I might have to put it under the skin, only, to ensure more safety.
That's pretty much it, regarding that.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:36 pm
I remember. Because I was volunteering my evil, heartless corporation offering the same thing. Of course, I think robotic arms and s**t are stupid.
Since most things an arm does utilizes muscles across the torso and shoulder at the same time, so they don't really give ULTIMATE SUPERSTRENGTH.
So people that try to do crazy s**t with their automail or whatever, they don't realize the whole arm and everything attached would be ripped out.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:37 pm
Somehow I'm not really seeing the internal computer in his brain being considered 'removable'. But that's just me.
Lawl, eye bullets. I remember when he said he wanted a cannon on his face. That one didn't even take a lengthy explanation, all I had to say was "you'd have such a ******** headache if you ever tried shooting that thing".
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:40 pm
Chaplain Fenix So people that try to do crazy s**t with their automail or whatever, they don't realize the whole arm and everything attached would be ripped out. It's really pretty hilarious when you see it in action. "My arm has been replaced from the elbow with a mechanical substitute. I can now lift cars." No, you can now grip cars really, really hard, but your shoulder is the thing that does the lifting. "My arm has been replaced from the shoulder with a mechanical substitute. I can now lift cars." No, you can now grip cars really, really hard and do handstands on them. They still weigh a ******** more than you. "My arm has been replaced from the shoulder with a mechanical substitute. I can now catch falling cars." You just sent your shins into your nuts. The short way. Allow 18-24 months to mend bones, then try again.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:41 pm
Face cannons are all the rage. And the best bionic eyes go to Battou from GITS.
For being bionic eyes and not retarded.
Of course, the whole series went crazy with cybernetics.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:45 pm
Best bionic arm goes to Bando from Elfen Lied.
Because he whipped out a .50 Cal with it and it broke because delicate machinery like that isn't made to handle heavy impacts like punching and large caliber recoil.
edit: ...okay, I guess I take that back. Because he did punch the surgeon in the face right after they put it on him. Because he wanted to see if it would break or not.
No idea why it could handle that but not a single shot.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:49 pm
I'm partial to the chelae the one guy had stuck to his wrist in the second GITS movie.
Because it was hilarious.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:50 pm
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