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 Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:36 pm
themightyjello He probably doesn't have the man of steel's SUPER WEAVING. His bionic arm can apparently move 100 MPH though, so all he'd have to do it know how to weave. rolleyes
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:37 pm
Plus he has Xray vision. Ryugi won't be having kids.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:40 pm
Ryugi Kazamaru His bionic arm can apparently move 100 MPH though ...okay. That doesn't really mean anything to me. You get 97 MPH fastballs in the Major Leagues. That means that their hand is moving at least 97 MPH when they throw it.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:42 pm
tactics... the only other species that seemed organized seemed to be the lucavi, if you even count them. tactics advance had bangaa, nu mou, moogles, humans, and viera.
tactics' storyline was only confusing because of the constant engrish errors... calling the same place three different name, misnaming chars... none of the names are easy to really remember, so misnaming them constantly doesn't help. otherwise, it's kinda straightforward as a political/church corruption thing.
i still don't know if delita killed the princess/queen at the end, though.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:42 pm
Just so we're clear, Josh demonstrated the proper way to throw up your rockfist.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:48 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:50 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:56 pm
Perhaps the two greatest posts in HoH last year.
I was disappointed to learn that it was scripted later on.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:56 pm
themightyjello Ryugi Kazamaru His bionic arm can apparently move 100 MPH though ...okay. That doesn't really mean anything to me. You get 97 MPH fastballs in the Major Leagues. That means that their hand is moving at least 97 MPH when they throw it. Well, I'd actually agree with you... ...if they didn't move their whole bodies to execute that motion. =P The arm does 100 MPH on it's own. No bodily movement required. COUNTER POSTED YA DRAGON SWORDIE! =P
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:57 pm
Designated Hero Perhaps the two greatest posts in HoH last year. I was disappointed to learn th-- *gunshot*
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:58 pm
Man, I really should have looked over this bio. It's making me smile. Quote: TMJ - Your Badass Consultant says: I just looked at his bio... and laughed. Ryugi Kazamaru says: He got a facepalm from me and a chuckle TMJ - Your Badass Consultant says: I mean, I could have laughed for a number of reasons... but it was because I was scrolling down his unnecessarily long list of stupid weapons, and then came to: "A stone knife". TMJ - Your Badass Consultant says: What the ********? I'll break that thing with my TEETH. Ryugi Kazamaru says: lol Ryugi Kazamaru says: Apparently I need to add, "Caveman" to his list of things TMJ - Your Badass Consultant says: 1 CM thick piece of granite. I hope he doesn't like... drop it. Becaus it'd shatter like glass. TMJ - Your Badass Consultant says: Oh, and it's apparently only an inch and a half long. With no handle. Ryugi Kazamaru says: Ok, so "Knife" is apparently "Shard" TMJ - Your Badass Consultant says: What did he do? Go to the natural history museum and steal A SINGLE STONE ARROWHEAD from the native american exhibit?
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:03 pm
Designated Hero Perhaps the two greatest posts in HoH last year. Joseph Brown Of course all this was being covered on live TV. "Oh! That's gotta hurt!" Rick said live from HoH Square, "That was one of his most powerful attacks and he charged right through it!""Our special guest analysist Stephen Colbert is here to give his opinion on this fight. What do you predict is in Ryugi's future?""Pain, Rick. Lots of pain. That Joshua is a godless killing machine."Oooo... How will last year's Silver Medal Silver Dragons pull out of this?" He flipped the fade switch, "Find out after a word from our sponsors."themightyjello HoH Episode 3 - Breaking the Limit (and Everything Else) themightyjello Where had he gone? Why had he left? Was the match already over, or did he just not care anymore? The Captain of Team a** Tear had just up and vanished after the first fight, leaving the rest of his team to their own devices as he went about doing whatever it was that had been more important than being there with his team when they were outnumbered in a situation that he, himself, had put them into. With Reinhart and Maximos off in their own little world it left Tzenidaar and Stryphe against Moonblade, Nyako, and a bloodied, pantsless man. Perhaps that was exactly why he had left. Perhaps that was why he'd gone to pick up some luggage. Beepbeepbeep. The FIGHTER devices registered an Offensive Striker. Pointless, considering that due to the special rules that had been put into place there was no need to announce Strikers before they happened. However, the most curious thing was that it was registered to TAT Captain Joshua. ...and it was the only warning they would have. GUUUUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!! The entire roof of the Clockwork Purgatory exploded inwards as a massive object flew threw it; splintering the rooftop and sending both the debris and the occupants falling through the interior. Machinery was torn out as if it were tissue paper. Struts, supports, and rafters fell like a handful of toothpicks as whatever it was that had demolished the rooftop continued through the structure. Whatever the object was it smashed through the larger gears and even struck the large center cog head-on as it flew through; tearing it straight out of the walls and bringing it down with it. The integrity of the entire structure was compromised as cracks shot through the stonework and sections of the building slid off-kilter; threatening to collapse inwards and fall with the rest of the debris down the stairwell on the inside. "YEEEEEEEEEEEE~HAAAAAW~!" The cameras only caught it for an instant, but it looked like - - it was almost as if - With a cowboy hat waving in the air and a look of unequaled glee on his face, a 128,000 lb adamantine block shot through the building like a meteor coming down to earth. Thank god the spectators were all outside. By the end of the day, some fourteen year old kid in Toronto, Canada would post a clip of that on YouTube with the "THWOMP" sound-effect edited in and a closing frame that said " WTFPWNED". The OOC Elevar Josh's Striker...
That post was glorious beyond all words and I loved it.
Best post in HoH.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:03 pm
That knife is actually hand-made, and it's meant to signify his skill as a craftsman. Though I think I mistook the whole granite thing with something else... I'll have to change that later on.
*shrugs*
Whatever. So, it's an unorthodox knife. rolleyes So sue me. I'd like to have a blade that isn't necesarilly affected by magnetism, which for many warriors would be a problem.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:06 pm
Looking at a lot of bios I can't help but think that Athan is under-equipped by comparison.
But I tried 'super special sword' and disliked what I came up with, so I'll stick to mundane weaponry.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:10 pm
The Riot Guy So, it's an unorthodox knife. rolleyes So sue me. According to your statistics, it's only an inch and a half long, has no handle, and is made of rock. Unless used to shank squishy things, it would probably chip, break, or just plain shatter. It would also be pretty hard to hold due to being about the size of a 50 cent piece. *Looks again.* It's also apparently 10" tall. I seriously think you filled out the wrong fields here. xp Length, width, thickness. Quote: I'd like to have a blade that isn't necesarilly affected by magnetism, which for many warriors would be a problem. DUDE! ... ... ... ... YOUR CHARACTER IS MADE OF METAL.
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