(( barret and cloud just after tifa jumped off the train going to blow up the next reactor))
Cloud: Is my a** really spikey???
Barret: White boy just get your a** out of here.
Cloud: I mean i could work out and get the spikeyness out.
Barret: Shut the !%$@ up and jump!!!
sceanario 2
(( cloud in in don coreno mansion when when tifa and aeris break in))
Cloud: Jeezus could ya come back later i havent even reached 2nd base yet!!!
Senario 3
(( Cloud, Barret, Cid, Vinceint celebrating in a bar after they save the world ))
Cid: *hic* which one of u numbskulls would you like to do!!! I mean have noticed yuffie's shorts are always unbuttoned and the zipper is always down whooo weee!!
Vincient: Im sorry ill never love again * downs a beer* you know what scew that #@% Lucreica. Tifa's got some big knockers though.
Barret: Damn why are white ppl so ingorant,
i pity the fool hmm but yeah id do yuffie, but id want to kill her and becuse that #@#$ would sneak of with materia before i woke up.
Cloud : True dat
*Reeve walks in*
Cid: who the @#$% are u
Reeve : you guys didnt invite me, im cait sith. well i was controlling that damn robot
*everyone* oh yeah
Cloud : too bad Aeris is dead, man i wanted to bone her
Vincent: yeah that b*****d sephiroth killed her,..... i got on idea lets go kill him
Cid: we did!!! like an hour ago.
Vincinet: oh yeah
Cid: WTF why are u even talking with us, your made of monsters now, do u even have..... well u know?
Vincent: umm you know i dont know , i have been asleep for liek 20 years. * awkward silence* yeah i still got plumbing ahahaahahahah
Barret: Cloud howd we come to know these guys?!?!?!
Cloud: hell if i know.
Cloud: hey Cid have u and Sara ever done the hippity dippity??
Cid: WTF , well maybe once or twice
Cloud : i Knew it!!!! no wonder she wasnt so mad at u , you must be pleasing her all the time lol
Cid : .......
Barret: Why dont u hook up with Tifa, Cloud?
Cloud: I dunno, maybe because i liked aeris more, but since shes gone well im going with Tifa then
Barret: good call, *thinks for a second* damn everyones coupled up cept for me and vinceint
Cid: theres always Yuffie
Vinicent: umm id rather be gay, hey Barret
Barret: dont even say it boy.
Vincent : hey im only kidding
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