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 Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:22 pm
russiangal367 Granted, now they think that you're a serial killer. I wish that my uncle wasn't into physics. Granted. He's a Christian theology professor at Bob Jones university.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:38 pm
You want to make a wish or...
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:58 pm
russiangal367 You want to make a wish or... I think he knows better by now. But I still haven't.
I wish my iPod had more memory.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:00 pm
Granted but since it magically got more memory that it is used to, it has a system failure and stops playing.
I wish these keyboards worked better.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:20 pm
russiangal367 Granted but since it magically got more memory that it is used to, it has a system failure and stops playing. I wish these keyboards worked better. Granted. They work so well, that they seem to type papers themselves. As a matter of fact.. they do! You assume that this is to your advantage, however.. while you look away, they replace your name with their own, claiming credit for your assignments. You fail. I wish I was more athletic.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:23 pm
Tenth Speed Writer russiangal367 Granted but since it magically got more memory that it is used to, it has a system failure and stops playing. I wish these keyboards worked better. Granted. They work so well, that they seem to type papers themselves. As a matter of fact.. they do! You assume that this is to your advantage, however.. while you look away, they replace your name with their own, claiming credit for your assignments. You fail. I wish I was more athletic. Granted, your overwelming desire to be athletic causes you to buy Steriods. You preform well, but are soon found out. Enjoy time in prison. I wish...Nothing bad happened on the next wish. : D
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:11 pm
Granted, but since nothing bad happened, the game breaks down and no one knows how to play anymore.
I wish gums' tastes lasted longer.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:17 pm
russiangal367 Granted, but since nothing bad happened, the game breaks down and no one knows how to play anymore. I wish gums' tastes lasted longer. Granted but since it never goes out youo never take it out soon you jaw muscels fail and you can't move your mouth I wish my girlfriends problems would go away so she could hangout with me
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:19 pm
Granted, but with all her problems gones, she starts focusing on yours and becomes and obsessive grilfriend who breaks up with you when you don't solve your problems.
I wish Lynyrd Skynyrd were still alive.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:38 pm
(Funny story about that. My dad was going to see them for his 16th birthday. They died in the crash a week before the concert.)
Granted, but they lost all their appendages in the crash and they can't play music anymore. Now they'll be forced to live out full lives, unable to fulfill their passion. All thanks to you! crying
I wish it was Winter Break.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:18 pm
Granted, it's now winter break but apperantly your teachers piled so much homework on you that you have no time to do anything else.
I wish styrofoam wasn't so hard to carve.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:21 am
cup_noodles Granted, it's now winter break but apperantly your teachers piled so much homework on you that you have no time to do anything else.
I wish styrofoam wasn't so hard to carve. Granted. Due to environmental factors, use of styrofoam has become highly regulated and it is unlikely that the common (wo)man will be able to get any. I wish this week was not final exam week.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:40 pm
Granted, but it was the week before and you failed.
I wish Peter Gabriel would join Genesis again. (hey, Phil Collins did it so why can't he???)
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:28 pm
Granted, but Phil Collins quits because of it.
I wish I could draw.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:00 pm
Lethkhar Granted, but Phil Collins quits because of it. I wish I could draw. Granted, you now draw with the wonders of a god. Thousands swoon over your artwork and worship you as a king. They eventually become crazy over you forcing you to go into hiding and never seeing the light of day again.
I wish for a Santa hat.
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