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 Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:53 pm
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing because I FARTED!! blaugh
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:03 pm
you're a strange little man -- toy story (i think.)
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:39 pm
"yah otherwise we'll be in barney" "what" "barney rubble" " question " "ah TROUBLE" thats from ociens 11, not 12, twelve was the most retarded movie ever. scream eek sweatdrop biggrin smile
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:19 pm
me: did you know that saliors used to think that manitee's were mermaids?
my mom: wow, they must have been at sea a looooooonnnnng time.
((i was shocked that my mom would say something like that. we laughed so hard after that.))
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:23 am
In my reading class, we had to read an article debating what rape was. Somebody said that when they were in school they had a bumper sticker that said:
"Men are dumb, women are evil for taking advantage of men that are dumb."
The whole class burst out laughing at that.
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:37 am
"If you want to procrastinate I'll help you."
--my US History teacher
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:10 pm
twin kisa you're a strange little man -- toy story (i think.) "You are a sad, strange little man." You are right, it is from Toy Story, said by Buzz to Woody after Woody was trying to convince Buzz that he was a toy. "You! Are! A! Tooooooo-oy! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, you're--you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!". I believe "You are a sad, strange little man" is also in The Santa Claus 2, if I remember correctly...I have only seen that movie once.
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:20 pm
"chad where did you get that grenade?"
"i dont know"
(grenade has pin pulled out and its ready to explode)
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:56 pm
If you can't say something nice at least have the decency to be vague.
(the thumper quote was already taken)
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:08 pm
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
--Originally said by Eleanor Roosevelt, quoted in Princess Diaries.
The best and safest thing is to keep a balance in your life, acknowledge the great powers around us and in us. If you can do that, and live that way, you are really a wise man.
--Euripides
Greek tragic dramatist (484 BC - 406 BC)
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 5:29 pm
"But what is the greatest evil? If you are going to epitomize evil, what is it? ... The greatest evil that one has to fight constantly, every minute of the day until one dies, is the worse part of oneself."
--Patrick McGoohan
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 5:40 pm
teacher: WHy didn't you do your homework????
me: i.. uh .... I was too busy procrastonating
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:33 pm
"I am not obsessed! I'm just...easily amused."
-ME!
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:10 pm
seen on a bumper sticker: beware my other car is a broom.
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:42 pm
my english teacher: *looks at my final* Did you not have all the notes?
me: Nope, i didn;t get one of the pages.
my english teacher: oh, well here you go. *hand me last page of notes*
10 minutes later I hand my final in again.
my english teacher: You are two question away from getting an A. Just fix these two and you'll get the A.
me: eek eek O.....K.
That was one fun day. This is the same english teach that if you said you need to get help on some of the questions, she'd say, "Just copy down the answers as I read them. If I go to fast, don't be afraid to ask me to read them again." LOL
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