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 Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:41 am
Jude laid on the ground for a moment before uttering a wobbly, "YeeeEeeeeeEEEesssSSss..." in response to Eva.
@A@
Boots. He was definitely getting boots. Something that covered his damned toes.
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Eight rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 5
Total: 6 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:42 am
((Target)) WHYYYYY?! Why were the presents so naughty?! One was biting Jerry's nose! Stop that! She reached out to pry it off his face only for another one to come flying at its defense and latch onto her arm. Fuuuuuuuck! Why, presents?! Why?! Swarm: 1
Damage taken: 5
HP: -1/50
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Dragain rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 5
Total: 6 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:43 am
And then Ariane tripped over Jude before she could counter.
Damage done to presents: MISS
Ariane's total HP value: 5/50
Total presents defeated: 48
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x_Nata_x rolled 2 10-sided dice:
2, 6
Total: 8 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:43 am
(Target Acquired.)
Note to self, never use mace as a pointer.
If she was perfectly honest, it kind of stung that they were all uneasy with the action. Did she really come across as they type who would hit another hunter with a mace?
Swarm: --
Damage: --
HP: 3/40
Total: 3 + 7 + 2 + 2 + 9 + 6 + 4 + 1 + 4 + --
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Interesting Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:44 am
Reine welcomed Eva back with a gingerbreadman to the.. boob area. She'd meant to hit her friend somewhere else, really, it just happened to end up there. Highfives all around! But whoops, sound the alarm, Hurricane Petra was approaching. Reine couldn't take anything very seriously though, not at the moment. A huge fluffy yeti could be crawling towards her and she'd probabably just shove more food at it.
"YEAH AND ALSO YOUR FACE." Robert was down, one more to go! A lot more than one more, actually, because it was a food fight and everyone was fair game! Picking up a fruitcake, she broke it into halves and threw them at Petra in succession, though one of them might have missed and hit Jerry instead.
She was still laughing. At least the presents around her seemed to be content with crumbs, and were refraining from attacking her. One tried to bite at a toe, but without much success. Hey, her shoes were ruined, why not her dress, too? This was pretty hilarious. Protect someone? What was Petra talking about?
Protect someone?
Someone who cared about her more than anyone, with the exception of Petra herself?
"I always knew you could tell a joke," Reine said, giving her sister a thump on the shoulder, before dissolving into another fit of giggles.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS, PETRA." It was with a look caught somewhere between hurt- from the memory of Petra simply standing by as their dad beat her up- and something close to mania- from joy formula no. 5- that Reine smashed another cupcake right into her sister's face.
"Three-zero," she said, a strange smile on her face, as she turned to Wilson and announced their score.
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x_Nata_x rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 2
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:46 am
(Fire.)Petra had forgotten the first rule of war: Never turn your back on the enemy.
Reine's thump on the shoulder was enough to bring her down. Swooning a little, Cain vanished as she dropped, suddenly finding herself on her a**, trying in vain to bat away the presents that started trying to nibble off her limbs, the cupcake smashed into her face met with another bout of blood-boiling rage.
"Yeah ******** you too."Swarm: 2 Damage: HIT HP: -3/40 Total: 3 + 7 + 2 + 2 + 9 + 6 + 4 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 40
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Interesting Conversationalist
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Bilious rolled 2 10-sided dice:
5, 3
Total: 8 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:46 am
BOOMSTICK
He heaved backward frantically against Candace's pulls, groaning loudly- and then a fruitcake hit him smack in the back of his head, and the present let go, sending him tumbling to the floor once again.
It would really help if the room would stop spinning.
Damage done to presents: MISS
Bob's total HP value: 15
Total presents defeated: 18
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lizbot rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 2
Total: 5 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:48 am
Once receiving her present from Mrs. Claus, Clarice spent a great deal of time afterward holding the ******** onto her big chance at elfdom. This was obviously a test, and everyone else was failing it. Sure the damn thing was...frisky...and kept running her into walls when it wasn't biting at her. She'd tried hugging it close, bit after a near miss decided it was best to hold onto it as far from her body as possible. Because she liked having nipples, damnit. But then...three more presents started biting at her ankles, causing her to do a funny little <********> dance.
"Okay, I liked those stockings."
Amount of presents targeted: 3
Damage taken from the present swarm: 2
HP value: 58/60
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Eight rolled 2 10-sided dice:
5, 10
Total: 15 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:48 am
((ATTACKING))
Candace flailed her arm around trying to get the single present off it, pushing and pulling and just...offfffff!
She finally slammed her arm down on the table and knocked the damn thing unconscious.
...It wasn't hurting anyone anymore. Would..would it be okay to open it? Was there anything inside?! Candace looked left, Candace looked right.
She'd been a good girl could she open this?
Damage done: 9, hit!
HP: -1
Final Kill total: 27
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:51 am
Wilson stepped closer toward Eva, resisting the urge to either cling to her arm or hide behind her as he nervously stared at Petra. Fortunately, when she said nothing else he relaxed a bit, although he did laugh awkwardly as she reached up to touch the icing in her hair. “It’ll wash out eventually.” He said it like he had experience with this kind of stuff.
No hard feelings Petra, but Wilson figured that angry woman + pointy weapon = not good. Why, just imagining his mother or aunt in such a state horrified him.
And then Reine coaxed him back. He grinned and whooped. “Sweet! Three to—…” He kneeled down and curiously poked Petra while he swatted away some of the presents. “You should eat cookies. Cookies solve everything.” Wilson nodded his head. Then he stuffed a cupcake into Petra's mouth. Oh, was that not a cookie? Oops.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:51 am
Robert rose back up to his feet and picked up one of the cookies from the floor. Yeah. From the floor. He bit down on it, and gave Wilson a soft nod. "You made the right choice, man." His mouth moved and all the cookie crumbs came out. "Throwing s**t at me is one thing, but my Pet don't take that s**t." And because Reine was a glutton for punishment, she was throwing actual fruitcake halves at Petra. His hand flipped out and he smashed the cake away, his eyes widening at the action. Was Reine out of her ******** mind?! "OI. You wanna have fun, it's cool, but THAT COULD HAVE HURT HER." Reine wasn't even listening. Jesus, she looked a little manic right now. Robert felt a pang of guilt, if only because he hadn't even managed to get to talk to her tonight - but all the guilt faded from his face as she smashed a cupcake in Petra's face. Robert legitimately stepped back an entire step, and put his hand on Wilson's chest to keep him back as well. Unfortunately, Wilson seemed to have a mind of his own on the matter, as he thought himself comfortable enough with his fiancee to shove something in her mouth. There was fun, and there was plain old unforgivable. Robert reached out and grabbed a hold of Wilson around the neck, putting himself between Wilson and Petra. Trust me Wilson, despite the fact that Robert was 6'5" and built like a truck, you're better off dealing with him. "Listen, you little s**t." He growled. "Stuff something else in my girl's mouth, and I'm stuffing you down Santa's mouth."
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:52 am
He just laid there when Ariane tripped on him.
...Jude was busy pretending he was a log.
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Bilious rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 9
Total: 12 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:53 am
TARGETING GDI
And as he lay there, teetering on that delicate edge of still-being-drunk and that-part-with-the-hangover, the boxes swarmed.
Amount of presents targeted: 3
Damage taken from the present swarm: 9
Jerry's total HP value: 6
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lizbot rolled 2 12-sided dice:
4, 9
Total: 13 (2-24)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:56 am
Generally, Clarice was forbidden to summon Raeg indoors or within fifteen feet of Caelius. But she was an elf now, and as such, was no longer under Council authority. In one hand she held her present away in a white knuckle death grip, and in the other, a large sword materialized, decapitating a tree and taking out a table. Swinging it around she skewered the pests at her feet. They weren't her presents, and thus entirely satisfying to destroy.
Damage done to presents: HIT
HP value: 58/60
Total presents defeated: 3
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Bilious rolled 2 10-sided dice:
6, 1
Total: 7 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:57 am
ATTACKING AAAH
You know what would fix things right now?
Another drink.
Unfortunately, he couldn't find any within reach, and the swarm of presents that had surrounded him bore down like a flock of those horrible chicken-dinosaurs from the second Jurassic Park movie.
And Jerry just lay there and took it.
Damage done to presents: MISS
Jerry's total HP value:6
Total presents defeated: 18
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