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 Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:17 am
...oh god;;
sex with me is like peanut butter;; it's sweet & sticky & occasionally it's hard. your throat might feel itchy or dry after wards. so you'd need a glass of water after we're done.
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:13 am
Sex with me is like music, i can change the tempo on how fast i can go, and how sensual i can become.
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:28 pm
sex with me is like flags, i'll guide you like the wind to the point where your up there, then let you back down gently
credit cards
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:10 am
Sex with me is like credit cards: It may be a good idea to have them at first, then you realize that you made the biggest mistake ever.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:17 am
Sex with me is like snow...white stuff falling everywhere, and me trying to catch some on my tongue. xP
Pancakes.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:24 am
Sex with me is like pancakes because I'm constantly making you flip over, ever in search of that elusive perfect outcome...
Magic
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:16 pm
sex with me is like magic, you can never figure out just how it's done, but it always leaves you feeling warm inside as that lost expression of wonder comes upon your face
chihuahua
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:34 pm
Sex with me is like a chihuahua, I'll always yipe and annoy you when I get 'excited'.
fish
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:39 pm
i wouldnt know what sex with me is like i dont sit around trying to ******** myself
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:57 pm
((I'm going to do the fish one biggrin ))
Sex with me is like being a fish. You're always wet, gasping for air, and mumbling things nobody can understand.
Catholic Priest
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:26 pm
Sex with me is like a catholic priest, it always involves some sort of male figure in its grandest
Texas
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:32 pm
Sex with me is like Texas. Bigger is better and it's hot as hell emotion_dealwithit
Comedy Central
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:11 pm
Sex with me is like Comedy Central: You always have a smile and you always want more
Pokemon
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:39 pm
sex with me is like Pokemon- just when you think you've seen and done it all,there's a new game and full of exploration cat_wink
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:03 pm
Sex with me is like rubber pants. Tight and all over.
Your mom
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