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 Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:59 am
holdaper sa bus..
holdaper: rereypin ko lahat ng babae dito!!
prosti: ako nalang po!! maawa kayo sa kanila!!
lola: yudiputa!! singganan tanan gani!! tig-a gid!!???!
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:01 am
lolo: hala ka apo!! anjan na teacher mo! magtago ka! absent ka pa naman sa klase mo!
apo: magtago ka din lo! sinabi ko kasi namatay ka kaya absent ako..
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:03 am
a day without laughter is a wasted day - CHARLIE CHAPLIN
a true friend stabs you in the front - OSCAR WILDE
never explain. your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you anyway. - ELBERT HUBBARD
if you're not curious, it's a sign that you're stupid. - FRANK CRANE
it's better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not. - ANDRE GIDE
DRENK YOUR MAGNULYA MELK FERST. - ALING DIONISIA.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:04 am
juan: pedro papasa naman o. 2 lang. importante kasi.
(pinasahan ni pedro ng 2)
juan: tnx2!
pedro: tanga!! wag mong sayangin!!!
juan: KK! XD
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:06 am
there was a handsome prince na nakabuntis ng napakapangit na girl.
prince: will you marry me?
girl: no way! im not ready!!
and the prince...
live happily ever after.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:08 am
sa tindahan...
bata: ale pabili nga po ng the world's number one shampoo.
ale: ubos na iho..
bata: eh yung the world's number 2 shampoo nalang..
ale: I really dont know..
nyhahahaha! stig ka nang!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:09 am
sir: inday si sir mo ito. nabangga ang kotse ko at i need cash!!
inday: aru!! dugo dugo gang ka no??
sir: tanga!!! si sir mo ito!!
inday: bobo!! si sir ang tawag saken CUPCAKE!!!
sweett.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:11 am
nene: tay nag bold po ako sa magazine.. page 6.
tatay: walang hiya ka! alam mo bang wala nang mas nakakahiya pa sa pinagkakagawa mo!!???
nene: meron po tay... si nanay po sa page 10.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:12 am
class: ang baho ng utot maam!!
teacher: ang sino mang nag utot ay bibigyan ko ng grade na 90!
juan: mam gawin nio nalang pong 100... may konting tae po kasing lumabas.
emotion_omnomnom
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:16 am
couple had a talk before surgery...
girl: im having a heart surgery today.
boy: ya i know...
girl: I LOVE YOU
boy: I LOVE YOU MUCH MORE.
after the surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
girl: Where is he?
father: you don't know who gave you the heart don't you?
girl: what?? (starts crying.. crying )
father: joke lang!! nag CR lang siya.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:18 am
thoughts to ponder...
behind the hills of difficulty, lies a valley of success.. within the valley of success lies a river of hope... and down the river you will find hipon, tilapia, dilis at alimasag..
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:20 am
500 reasons why i like you...
1. you always make me happy...
sa susunod naman yung 499..i-uunti untiin ko lang.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:22 am
lumapit si baby centipede kay daddy centipede at me ibinulong.. hinimatay ang dad...
anong binulong ng anak?
"dad bili mo ko slippers..... ung HAVAIANAS
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:23 am
Ang tunay na lalaki ay parang si ELISA...
nasaan nga ba?
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