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Prussian Imperial Guard Crew
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 Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:23 pm
I can't marry you because Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:17 pm
I can't marry you because I'm still grieving for my wife, who died in the Revolutionary War, along with me and my children. I, however, had the "blessing" to become Undead, and live for the rest of Eternity. Blessing. Heh.
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:29 pm
I can't marry you because apparently you were married to a zombie.
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:51 pm
I can't marry you because I'm the one who cursed...er....um....blessed you to be undead. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Prussian Imperial Guard Crew
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:20 pm
I can't marry you becuase I'm going to work you... going to work you right... under the disco light.
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:25 pm
Deadbeat Nightmare I can't marry you because apparently you were married to a zombie. I can't marry you because I neglected to mention that I died then, too. Our family and home were destroyed that day. I, however, came back. Permanently.
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:49 pm
I can't marry you becuase you came back to life.
And I like tah deadsz... sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:03 pm
I can't marry you because I don't know if you know the difference between an Undead and a zombie. If you do, state them.
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:10 pm
i cant marry you because your a chick with a ding dong.
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:21 pm
I can't marry you because you're acting immature by calling me a girl. Explain yourself, I command you!
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Prussian Imperial Guard Crew
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:44 pm
Capt. Ark Newland i cant marry you because your a chick with a ding dong. I can't marry you because you don't know how to spell Hemerpho....hemerphidite...Bah! A chick with a ding dong! scream (That and an ODST Airborne unit would be redundant, since ODSTs get shot down to a planet's surface, while an airborne unit would remain in the air until landing. xd )
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:45 pm
I can't marry you because my weapon of choice is a BB Gun.
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:49 pm
I can't marry you because a BB gun is too small for anybody's purposes. You need at least a .45 pistol for anything short of decent. A 20mm Anti-tank rifle would be best. Ultimate armor piercing.
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:53 pm
I can't marry you because I can't stand guns with higher caliber than my own.
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Prussian Imperial Guard Crew
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:56 pm
I can't marry you because I don't like hurting people so I use a bb gun.
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