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 Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:22 am
omg, once we were going on a feild trip for the end of the school year, and she was telling us about staying with a group and she said, "If you see someone from another school, you cannot hang around with them because we will not know who he is. For instance, if you saw your friend Joe Blo, and we saw you hanging around with him, for all we know, Joe Blo could be a rapist." xd
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:31 pm
my teacher's favorite saying is " Your mom"
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:12 pm
durring concert band this year, our band direstor was conducting our percussion class, and the whole time he had a pencil in his mouth. well, about halfway though class he was about to start us on exaltation, when out of no where he takes the pencil out of his mouth and says, "hmmm, pancil tastes good!" my friend meghann and i were laughing so hard cuz he not only said it funny, he had the weirdest look on his face too! we were dying to say the least, and for the rest of class nothing got accomplished!! ^^
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:19 am
During summer band we always have an hour or two to share band stories. This happened in one of the lower bands.
Director: Now, everyone. When sight-reading, always remember to finger your instruments hard. The judges ALWAYS love that. xD
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:49 am
well this is really a funny thing she said, just a moment that was funny..
we were in her classroom in the school, and her classroom is next to the autoturiom (however you spell it) and the kids from stirk (the school of the deaf) were in there. i was practicing piano (we have one-on-one lessons) and i was afraid to play it, because i didnt want to mess up, even though shes heard me mess up millions of times. and then she goes "Ok. It's just you and me that can hear this. We've both heard ya' do a mistake. So, obviously it's not us you're worried 'bout. But Melissa, their deaf kids! They CAN'T HEAR YOU MAKE A MISTAKE!" And I start cracking up laughing, and my laugh sounded reall funny because it was like a stutter-kind of laugh, and my teeth were chattering. it was funny at the time.. dunno if it is to you guys or not... [im new--- im melissa!]
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:49 pm
last year my band teacher was telling us what was aprobirote for the girls to wear, the boys had to waer a dark suit with a white shirt and dark tie pretty self-explainitory. She was saying that the girls cant where anything with any kinda hold in it they have to dress very modestly not backless, sleelve less, sideless, frontless rofl rofl she was just rambeing off stuff and she didnt realize she said that and everyone just lost it and we goundt get mch done that day couse no one couse stop laughting rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:23 pm
my old band director (he left our school) was joking around with us on the bus one day, and basically, he dissed me. i made like a little whining sound, and mallor was all "moreau, don't be mean to her!" and then he faked a girl's voice (that was hillarious alone) and said "mommy, mommy! mr. moreaus being mean to me!" that was just funny.
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:21 am
This isn't what my band director said, but it's something that a student said about one of his drawings....they suck....
Fish Story:
OKay, so the fish has one fin coz a shark was all like ararararararah and bit off his fin. Then the fish kept swimming and came to these crabs. The crabs were all like snapsnapsnap and he lost his eye. He saw his eye floating in the water and thought it was food so he ate it and instead of going down his stomach, it went to his head so it was on his forehead. Then he kept swimming and got stuck in a trap. The shark came back and he was all like arararararah and chewed off his fin. So that's why it looks like a crescendo with a stacoto marking on his forehead.
We were laughing so hard because he (the student) kept making these wild hand gestures and crazy voices!
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:54 pm
"I was with your mom last night..."
domokun domokun domokun blaugh
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:43 pm
OMG! my band teacher is was so funny and so random that i can't even fit the funniest on this whole one page! 1. he would go by the name "Mundi"... 2. he would randomly start telling michael jackson jokes... 3. joke around and talk about how most of his students should just stick with playing becauase thats basically all they are good at... 4. he would spend the whole class talking about sports and then raise his hands to conduct and the bell would ring and would be all like, "OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN! *smirk*"... ha! he said really random things! he was so awesome!
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:14 pm
We were playing 'Four Colonial Country Dances', and I don't even remember which movement we were on, but I guess it was kind of country-ish.
So we're about to play and he's counting us off, and goes "1...2...YEE-HAW!" and expected us to come in...but we were all laughing too hard.
There's a lot more, because I babysit for him and on the car-rides home at 1 o'clock in the morning he says weird stuff about star wars and such, but that has nothing to do with band.
Plus, there are too many to mention.
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:28 pm
My old band director (I've graduted so he's not anymore) was prbly my best friend. I'm a total suck up, but it's worth it. Mr. Larson was the best. Every day in Jazz Band (which we did nothing in) he'd say my name over...and over...and over, and I was READING...he's just being a pest. -_- But Almost every day I've ask him for a dollar so I could get a pop and he'd give me change...and not a dollar in change. He once gave me 54 cents. Lol.
Also, I was his teacher aide this past year for the junior high class and I was reading again in his office and he came in and goes, "How's about you go out there and teach while I just sit in here and read?" I told him, "You just stay in here and don't say anything and never come out, maybe they'll leave." He replies, "Really? You think so?"
During marching season the one quad player totally messed up his solo thing and Larson says, "What does that sound like to you!?" And the quad player replied, ".....Poooop." Everyone busted up. Larson takes it like a man, naturally and says, "Well fix it!" stare
Just this past MEmorial Day, I had to play Taps on my trumpet and after we got on the bus he comes over and goes, "Was that the jazz version?" He actually wasn't THAT funny. He was just sarcastic. oO
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:52 pm
we were at a band show and it started raining (( heart )) and Mr. E said: flutes, saxes, clarinets, and all other woodwinds-keep your pads covered!!! Although they may be absorbent(sp?), it's not cheap to get repaired!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:57 pm
When I was in Germany I had a crazy band director. Once he told us to play some notes really fast like machine gun fire with a burning hash field somewhere in the area.
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:15 pm
The best thing was listening to Mr. Popiel tell the trumpets how to play in a certain part of one of our songs. He said, "Come on, Trumpets! Play like you're snobs!" Then he sang, "Lookit me I'm a trumpet! Taaaa tatatatata!!!!" in an old english woman's noice. Best thing ever lol
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