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KawaiiKohaku

PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:11 pm


Forty-six And Two
Granted, but the turkey is exceptionally dry and bland. It makes you practically die of thirst, it's so damned dry.

I wish I had a zombie or some insignificant convict whose head I'd be completely free to beat in right now.

Granted, but the convict would knife you first then run free to kill your close friends and family and the zombie would still manage to some how eat your brains.

I wish my brother wasn't 13.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:18 pm


KawaiiKohaku
Forty-six And Two
Granted, but the turkey is exceptionally dry and bland. It makes you practically die of thirst, it's so damned dry.

I wish I had a zombie or some insignificant convict whose head I'd be completely free to beat in right now.

Granted, but the convict would knife you first then run free to kill your close friends and family and the zombie would still manage to some how eat your brains.

I wish my brother wasn't 13.


Granted, but then he's like new-born baby-ish and cries like hell and you mother refuses to take care of him so you have to.

I wish my boyfirned was in muh bed. ^_^

The Prettiest Pr0n


Black Umbrella

PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:22 pm


Narutarded
KawaiiKohaku
Forty-six And Two
Granted, but the turkey is exceptionally dry and bland. It makes you practically die of thirst, it's so damned dry.

I wish I had a zombie or some insignificant convict whose head I'd be completely free to beat in right now.

Granted, but the convict would knife you first then run free to kill your close friends and family and the zombie would still manage to some how eat your brains.

I wish my brother wasn't 13.


Granted, but then he's like new-born baby-ish and cries like hell and you mother refuses to take care of him so you have to.

I wish my boyfirned was in muh bed. ^_^
Granted, but it's his corpse.

I wish my house weren't so cold.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:23 pm


Narutarded
KawaiiKohaku
Forty-six And Two
Granted, but the turkey is exceptionally dry and bland. It makes you practically die of thirst, it's so damned dry.

I wish I had a zombie or some insignificant convict whose head I'd be completely free to beat in right now.

Granted, but the convict would knife you first then run free to kill your close friends and family and the zombie would still manage to some how eat your brains.

I wish my brother wasn't 13.


Granted, but then he's like new-born baby-ish and cries like hell and you mother refuses to take care of him so you have to.

I wish my boyfirned was in muh bed. ^_^

Granted but then he falls asleep and has terrible gas the rest of the night.

I wish I could crack my back.

KawaiiKohaku


KawaiiKohaku

PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:24 pm


xx SILENT ORCHESTRA
Narutarded
KawaiiKohaku
Forty-six And Two
Granted, but the turkey is exceptionally dry and bland. It makes you practically die of thirst, it's so damned dry.

I wish I had a zombie or some insignificant convict whose head I'd be completely free to beat in right now.

Granted, but the convict would knife you first then run free to kill your close friends and family and the zombie would still manage to some how eat your brains.

I wish my brother wasn't 13.


Granted, but then he's like new-born baby-ish and cries like hell and you mother refuses to take care of him so you have to.

I wish my boyfirned was in muh bed. ^_^
Granted, but it's his corpse.

I wish my house weren't so cold.

Damn, sorry.


Granted, but instead it's burning hot like the Saharra.

Same wish for me as above.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:27 pm


xx SILENT ORCHESTRA
Narutarded
KawaiiKohaku
Forty-six And Two
Granted, but the turkey is exceptionally dry and bland. It makes you practically die of thirst, it's so damned dry.

I wish I had a zombie or some insignificant convict whose head I'd be completely free to beat in right now.

Granted, but the convict would knife you first then run free to kill your close friends and family and the zombie would still manage to some how eat your brains.

I wish my brother wasn't 13.


Granted, but then he's like new-born baby-ish and cries like hell and you mother refuses to take care of him so you have to.

I wish my boyfirned was in muh bed. ^_^
Granted, but it's his corpse.

I wish my house weren't so cold.


Omg.. I could just cry now. crying

Granted, but now it's burning hot.

I wish someone would offer atleast 4k for my parasol! >.<

The Prettiest Pr0n


Black Umbrella

PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:05 pm


Narutarded
xx SILENT ORCHESTRA
Narutarded
KawaiiKohaku
Forty-six And Two
Granted, but the turkey is exceptionally dry and bland. It makes you practically die of thirst, it's so damned dry.

I wish I had a zombie or some insignificant convict whose head I'd be completely free to beat in right now.

Granted, but the convict would knife you first then run free to kill your close friends and family and the zombie would still manage to some how eat your brains.

I wish my brother wasn't 13.


Granted, but then he's like new-born baby-ish and cries like hell and you mother refuses to take care of him so you have to.

I wish my boyfirned was in muh bed. ^_^
Granted, but it's his corpse.

I wish my house weren't so cold.


Omg.. I could just cry now. crying

Granted, but now it's burning hot.

I wish someone would offer atleast 4k for my parasol! >.<
Granted, but a few days later the demand goes up drastically and they're worth over 100k. D:

I wish for world peace.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:08 pm


xx SILENT ORCHESTRA
I wish for world peace.

granted, but there is only peace because everyone died.

I wish my sister would go back to college and stay there.

Euphraxia

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Black Umbrella

PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:12 pm


Euphraxia
xx SILENT ORCHESTRA
I wish for world peace.

granted, but there is only peace because everyone died.

I wish my sister would go back to college and stay there.
Granted, but she becomes one of those insane people obsessed with academia and works there until she dies.

I wish there could be a forum with cute little avatars, currency, and interesting stories to follow that had many members and no trolls. stare
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:40 pm


xx SILENT ORCHESTRA
Euphraxia
xx SILENT ORCHESTRA
I wish for world peace.

granted, but there is only peace because everyone died.

I wish my sister would go back to college and stay there.
Granted, but she becomes one of those insane people obsessed with academia and works there until she dies.

I wish there could be a forum with cute little avatars, currency, and interesting stories to follow that had many members and no trolls. stare


Granted but you're not allowed to join because you're a troll.

I wish I could afford to buy my girlfriend that ubershmexy, tiny, tiny, tiny, pink bustier.

DarkFire168


KawaiiKohaku

PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:45 pm


DarkFire168
xx SILENT ORCHESTRA
Euphraxia
xx SILENT ORCHESTRA
I wish for world peace.

granted, but there is only peace because everyone died.

I wish my sister would go back to college and stay there.
Granted, but she becomes one of those insane people obsessed with academia and works there until she dies.

I wish there could be a forum with cute little avatars, currency, and interesting stories to follow that had many members and no trolls. stare


Granted but you're not allowed to join because you're a troll.

I wish I could afford to buy my girlfriend that ubershmexy, tiny, tiny, tiny, pink bustier.

Granted, but she hates it and thinks you're a perv then dumps you for your best friend.

I wish I got a full scholarship.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:37 am


KawaiiKohaku

Granted, but she hates it and thinks you're a perv then dumps you for your best friend.

I wish I got a full scholarship.


+.+.+.+

But then you find out it includes being a sex slave for the academic dean, and you end up getting multiple STD'S which eventually land you in teh hospital and you flunk anyway, wasting teh scholarship.

I wish my mom wouldn't call me on my cell phone every second of the day.

+.+.+.+


KaeX


KawaiiKohaku

PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:16 am


KaeX
KawaiiKohaku

Granted, but she hates it and thinks you're a perv then dumps you for your best friend.

I wish I got a full scholarship.


+.+.+.+

But then you find out it includes being a sex slave for the academic dean, and you end up getting multiple STD'S which eventually land you in teh hospital and you flunk anyway, wasting teh scholarship.

I wish my mom wouldn't call me on my cell phone every second of the day.

+.+.+.+


Granted, but instead telemarketers call your cell phone every second of the day and you can't reach your mom in an emergency.

I wish this guy would ask me out or something already.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:03 am


KawaiiKohaku
KaeX
KawaiiKohaku

Granted, but she hates it and thinks you're a perv then dumps you for your best friend.

I wish I got a full scholarship.


+.+.+.+

But then you find out it includes being a sex slave for the academic dean, and you end up getting multiple STD'S which eventually land you in teh hospital and you flunk anyway, wasting teh scholarship.

I wish my mom wouldn't call me on my cell phone every second of the day.

+.+.+.+


Granted, but instead telemarketers call your cell phone every second of the day and you can't reach your mom in an emergency.

I wish this guy would ask me out or something already.


Granted, but it's only because he thinks you're a guy and when he discovers your lack of a p***s he stabs you in the genitals until you die.

PS: Chow dogs are ugly and yours eats your corpses face mad p

I wish I had a nickle for every wish in here.

DarkFire168


KaeX

PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:50 am


DarkFire168

PS: Chow dogs are ugly and yours eats your corpses face mad p


+.+.+.+

Erm...
She's not a chow...
She's a Pomerian/Terrier mutt...
And she's only about 10 inches tall...
Chows look like this.
...They look a little different.

+.+.+.+

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