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 Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:17 am
A couple.
Why can't I be taller and more in shape? (5'10" 140 lbs. way outta shape tho... neutral )
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:19 am
Cuz you're fat and lazy.
Why can't I have more money?
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:59 pm
Because you work at home depot.
Why do I spend too much money?
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:36 pm
Because you think you have more than you do...
Why don't I have Evil Dead on DVD???
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:46 am
Because I stole it from you.
Why don't my socks match?
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:31 pm
Because you haven't done your laundry.
Why are people in Vegas so rude?
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:14 pm
Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Why do women have to get cramps?
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:37 am
Because otherwise we'd be too perfect.
Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:23 pm
Because yellow reminds me of pee.
Why does yellow remind me of pee?
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:33 pm
Because pee is (usually) yellow.
What does pee have to do with the sky being blue?
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:33 pm
Uhhh..they are both color oriented?
Do you have a lot of shoes? xd
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:10 pm
No, as a matter of fact I need new ones.
What kind of shoes should I get?
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:03 am
Oh, you rock...  Trainers! Coz they are the bestest shoes evuh!
Do you know what trainers are? you really do...
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:23 am
yes people who train you...in things
do you know where durry lane is?
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:12 am
No. . .
What kind of key does your car have?
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