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 Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:00 am
Vincent; Okay children, let's start the days with a few new math problems. What is 5 times 2?
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C'mon now, Childern, don't be shy... yes, Douglas?
Douglas; 12?
Vincent; Okay, now let's ask someone who's not a complete retard...
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:46 pm
Vincent: Happy birthday, twins!
Twinheads (right side): *gasps* A computer! and a car! Thanks, mom and dad!
Vincent: Kelly, go ahead and open your present.
Twinhead (left side): *opens and gets crappy dino* What the hell?
Claudia: What did you expect? Condamns?
TH (right): Nice present, Kelly!
TH (left): Shut up, d**k!
TH (right): Skank!
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:52 pm
this is what I'm referring to.Demons/Monsters: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE. James: I REMEMBER... Nurses: REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID TO MARY. Demons/Monsters: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE. James: I REMEMBER... Nurses: REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID ( heart Oh Repo! My one other vice besides SH! XD) (also, i'm sorry it's in all caps. XD sweatdrop ) Quote: vincent; Okay children, let's start the days with a few new math problems. What is 5 times 2? ........ C'mon now, Childern, don't be shy... yes, Douglas? Douglas; 12? Vincent; Okay, now let's ask someone who's not a complete retard... James: oooh! I know, I know! Vincent: Yes, james? James: Is the right answer Mary meatballs? Vincent: -facepalm'd- I'm surrounded by idiots.
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:16 am
Black Cat Hamlet Vincent; Okay children, let's start the days with a few new math problems. What is 5 times 2? ........ C'mon now, Childern, don't be shy... yes, Douglas? Douglas; 12? Vincent; Okay, now let's ask someone who's not a complete retard... James: I think I know the answer Mr. Vincent! Eddie: Meh meh meh meh meh Mr. Vincent! James: SHUT UP FAT BOY!!!! and I am going no farther than that... Anyone wish to continue? stare xd Claudia: ENOUGH!!! I grow tired of your foolishness. Proffesor Chaos cannot be stopped!!! Harry: Oh Yeah!!! Travis throw your ninja star! Travis sad muffled voice) Yeah!!! Take this proffesor Chaos!!! * throws ninja star* Claudia: *lands in eye* WAAAAAA!!!! Harry: Oh **** dude!!! My fav episode!!! xd
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Ithaqua_TheGreatOldOne Crew
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:28 pm
((Sadly, I can almost picture them saying these random things. Almost xD))
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:42 pm
forgive me if someone already put something like this on here its been a while since i read them and the ones i read i didnt see this
harry:"that lady in white covered in blood gave me a baby"
baby:"cries alot"
harry:"oh well the town is destroyed but at least i have a baby i can sell to pay for the trip here"
cybil:"harry, you cant sell that baby"
harry:"why not?"
cybil:"because its wrong"
harry:"but......you died...so i dont have to listen to you!" *runs off, finds a car to steal, and is never seen again."
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henrytownshend4235 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:28 pm
Cynthia: You know, Henry, we could probably just move the debris ourselves and use the subway entrances?
Henry: It appears as though we could move the debris, but what does it mean????....
Cynthia: Actually Henry, I think I can crawl through!"
Henry: Maybe if I... no... wait, that didnt work... a subway coin cant move debris... oooo I do have this shovel!
Cynthia: Henry, didn't you hear me? I'm on the other side! Cmmon! We can be free!"
Henry: *Swings shovel, sliding through debris and gashing Cynthia badly* Oh my gosh, are you OK?
Cynthia: Yea Henry, I'm freakin Great
Henry: Good, cause you never got to give me my special favor... hey wait, how did I get on this side? This isn't my room..... *climbs back to other side* Much better! *enters subway*
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Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:35 pm
Alex: You know that Nurse Looks Kinda Cute
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henrytownshend4235 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:57 pm
Walter: What do you mean this ritual brings back my father?!?!
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:52 pm
I think it'd be amazing if Pyramid Head said... anything!
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:25 pm
Pyramid Head: I like dancing and singing.
James: Pyramid Head are you gay?"
Pyramid Head: I wear a sharp helmet i spear and rape things i don't even know the gender of what do ya think?
James: Ummmm yes?
Pyramih Head: good job now bend the f*** over.
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:53 pm
My day has just been made! Thank you DarkCavalier!!! Oh and bonus points for the sweet signature! blaugh
(Principle) Dahlia: Welcome to night school Mr. Mason allow me to lead you to your new class you'll be teaching.
*enters room blah blah*
Dahlia: Students alllow me to introduce your new teacher Mr. Harry Mason
Demonic killer demon babies!: Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill!!!
Dahlia: Goodbye Mr. Mason here's an apple!
*sets Flauros on desk*
Demon Baby 1: I'll grab his legs while you stab him.
Demon Baby 2: Awwww but I wanted to touch his....
Demon Baby 1: Shut it!!! ( A reference to the fact that it looks like the babies are sucking Harry's you know what when they grab you in the first game)
Harry: Oooooooooo F***K!!! Dear God I'm going to die. crying
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Ithaqua_TheGreatOldOne Crew
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:12 pm
James: Is that thing raping those mannequins?
Pyramid Head: Woah woah James? is that you?
James: umm yeah please don't kill me...
Pyramid Head: Dude i won't kill you wanna join in? Foursome?
James: are they infected?
Pyramid Head: Umm I don't know.
James: AHH your trying to give me Aids I knew it!!! *shoots Pyramid Head*
Pyramid Head: Well so much for that plan sorry girls go ahead and go!
Mannequins: awww *leaves*
Pyramid Head: Damnit James did you piss yourself AGAIN?!?!??
James: Well...no....kinda.....yes...
Pyramid Head: What the hell am I going to do with you James?
James: well I might need some new pajamas
Pyramid Head: Sorry James I'll give you a hug but thats it.
James: Okay...
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:35 am
Alex: *watches as Siam rams police car with Elle in it* Elle! Are you alright?
Elle: Yeah! I'm totally fine! My arm is broken and I think I cut my lip, but thats about it. *screams*
Alex: What?
Elle: Goddammit! I broke a nail!
Alex: Sonofabitch! You're going to pay for that demon!
Siam: Oh god! Some one get this hooker off me! It's infecting me with STDs!!!
Pyramid Head: Maybe I can help? heart
Alex & Elle: Boogeyman!
PH: Thats Pyramid Head, douchebags! Just for that I'm gonna kill your dad, Alex!
Alex: *falls to knees and shouts to heavens* NOOOOOOOOO....wait. Did u say my dad? Well...okay. go ahead
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henrytownshend4235 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 9:44 am
(I figured I'd jump on this one before it even came out biggrin )
Murphy: Hell, anything beats going to prison!
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