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Heh. I had one. My sister made me delete. Supposedly it's not safe enought for me. gonk

I really enjoyed that movie.

I've asked for it for the last three Christmases... and I never got it.

Looks like I'll have to buy it myself.

You guys, if you don't have a myspace, don't get one. They piss me off. Stupid horny men send you messages about how beautiful they think you are and how much they want to sleep with you. Don't get a myspace. It's for poopoo heads and horny old men.

I have one but I don't much like it... I don't understand why I keep it.

I pity horny old guys. what sad and lonely fate.

that said, (and this next part is for them) Go buy a whore! and Quit bothering strangers you wrinkly shred of a man! Anygirl with the tiniest scrape of self-esteem will turn you down so hard it breaks physical law, so dont even bother.

thats all i have say.
feel free to quote me whenever.

Teehee. You're like a funky monkey. Silly goose.
Anywhoo, what is also very disturbing is the amount of old horny guys there are in the world.

speaking of homophobia, i found this to be exceedingly funny

Why Gay Marrige Should Be Illegal

1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.