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 Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:15 pm
*Was about to make a post in the Seventh Hells, but too irritated and lazy to attempt one*
stare
*Crawls into his pillow fortress*
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:17 pm
A pillow fortress sounds nice about now.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:24 pm
Ok, to the pillows it is. Night night everyone~
~.~
z Z z Z z Z z~
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:39 am
*Deploys teddy bear sentry drones*
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:51 pm
WAITING FOR YOUR CALL EVERY NIGHT AND DAY~
-Dances about.-
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:41 pm
... eek
*Catapults chicken suit at Kobei, unless she's still ignoring him in which case he just makes crude, sexual, innuendos towards her.*
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:42 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:43 pm
Well you know what they say, "When God gives you lemons...worship Satan."
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:51 pm
Adult style humor:
One evening a guy gets on a bus heading home, and there, at the back of the bus, was a HAWT nun. Like she had a face of the angels and a nice, plump, rack, plus a figure that even a blind man could see through those robes. Well next stop the nun gets off the bus and the man turns to the bus driver and says, "Man, she was hawt, wasn't she?"
Bus driver glances at the man in his mirror and says, "Yeah, damn good ******** too."
The man, clearly startled exclaims, "You ******** a nun?!"
To this the bus driver replies, "Yeah, it's easy. You see every Thursday that nun there goes up to the cemetery on the hill to pray to her dead aunt. Well if you dress up like Jesus and tell her to let you ******** her in the a** she's do it!"
Well next Thursday rolls around, and the man, looking for an easy lay, goes to a costume store and rents out a Jesus outfit. Sure enough, late in the after noon, the man goes - dressed up like Jesus - to the grave yard and there she is! Knelt over and praying diligently!
"Hail child of Faith! I am your savior and lord Jesus, and I seek the pleasures of the flesh! Bend over and let me ******** you in the a**!"
So the nun, obeying her lord and savior, hikes up her robes and bends over the tomb stone. So the guy ******** her in the a**, and just like the bus driver says it was one of the best lays he's ever had!
Well, after wards, feeling guilty about lieing to the nun he confesses his sins, "Ms. Nun, I have to confess. I'm not really Jesus."
To that the bus driver turns around and says, "That's ok, I'm not really the nun."
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:53 pm
rofl
What does Snoop Dawg use to wash his whites?
BLEEEEATCH
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:59 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:07 pm
I don't understand why Kai doesn't trust me!
*Loads his massive cannon*
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:44 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:31 pm
*Catapults a galleon at Kobei...unless she's still ignoring him, in which case he provokingly makes humping motions at her*
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:11 am
If Devon is supposed to be a five year old, why does he sound like a 17 year old p***k?
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