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 Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:22 pm
I figure he'll do that himself when he's done seizing and frothing at the mouth.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:25 pm
See, unlike the two of you, I don't mess up.
Scratch that, I do every once in awhile, and that's because of lag. You know, my extremely terrible connection, that I bought with FS.
rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:26 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:36 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:40 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:43 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:47 pm
I don't feel like repeating myself.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:52 pm
That was... wow. That was annoying.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:53 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:01 pm
I wanted to die after watching half of that.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:02 pm
The hell is a vuvuzela anyway?
It's like a giant, retarded kazoo.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:12 pm
I thought it was hilarious!
Perhaps we should use vuvuzelas as torture devices...
...or in showings of Twilight...
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:27 pm
themightyjello The hell is a vuvuzela anyway? It's like a giant, retarded kazoo. Get all of the HoH staff members to play a song that could be used for the opening of each fight with a vuvuzela.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:49 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:56 pm
Let me sum up my LoL woes by giving brief bios of the people I have as a list to play with on a regular basis.
[Richie]: Old friend of mine I've known since I was 11. He will only play one champion (Twitch), and refuses to go solo mid where Twitch excels the most. He's really not a terrible player, but could be much better and simply doesn't put in the effort. Rare option, given his girlfriend hates me, and I recently am quoted as to have told him "Hey look man, I know you want to ******** Java the Hutt tonight as her wart fat seizures over your d**k but, don't vent that on me. Play the game." Sad given he could be a decent choice otherwise, but as is, no. Rhgrhgrh.
[Charles]: Some guy I kinda know from an RO server. He's actually not bad. Competent. However, while I throw fits complaining while doing things, he'll throw fits complaining and stand still not doing s**t. And with the people we play with, that occurs way too often to be of comfort.
[Joseph/Ben/Some Other People]: Fags I know from high school who got mad they got curb-stomped and stopped playing but maybe once a month tops. Futile.
[David Davidson]: Dude I knew from my first two years of high school. He's.. he's horrible. I mean I know I said that a lot, but this guy is the James & Cyrus of LoL players. He's ******** awful. Normally, I chalk this up to being new and all that stuff, but no, this guy is just.. impressively bad. 0 kills 16 deaths 0 assists is a typical score for him.
[Matt]: Again, a player we only get if we have Nikko handy. Plays Pantheon, because he's a face-roll character early~mid game. Not even sure how to gauge whether he's decent or not solely due to that fact.
[Tommy]: Probably the most easy-going guy I know from high school who plays. He plays Ezreal a lot. Except, he learned Ezreal pre-buff, and pre-nerf, pre-nerf, pre-nerf, and then pre-nerf; I rarely play with him, so he's not a viable option, and what times I do play with him, he attempts using one of Ezreal's skills to heal me that doesn't even heal anymore. So he's like Sey if she lost all of her healing abilities, was senile and grew a p***s.
[Tim/Kyle]: Austin's friends. ******** retarded. I'm not even going to elaborate, they are retarded.
[Eni]: She recently rage-quit the game but will likely play again give or take a week or two. She's essentially Austin, except with less champion versatility but better team-play. If this sounds positive, let me reassure you: out of 10, she's a 2. In a game of dodge ball, she's that kid eating glue and shitting out crayon wax. Better =/= good, more on that later.
[Karhu]: I have no idea. I rarely start games, so I'll ask the person inviting "Hey, invite him," and they don't like 3/4ths of the time. So I have no idea. Bet he's a fudge-packer though.
[Boja]: Another old friend. She plays Soroka mostly. Will either call herself bad, or passive-aggressively assault her own team-mates by letting them die on purpose. Has trouble seeing past an inch around her character.
[Zeo]: You guys know him. Yeah, he's a decent enough player, but he is a p***y. Unless our entire team is present or the enemy we're facing has like 5 HP, he will run away and at the worst damn times imaginable. I mean he is a humanoid v****a, my god man.
[MayChan]: The girlfriend to Richie, see above. Is a Broodmother from Dragon Age. Rage-quits every other game she plays. Should not be operating a computer. Literally asked me how to find her control panel once, I s**t you not.
[John]: Friend of Charles, what is really sad, is this guy could be good. But he purposely does stupid s**t to excel at failing. If you tell him "WATCH OUT, GO THIS WAY" and ping an escape route, he'll purposely not go that way and die just to ******** with you. He'll let you or your team die, to scratch his nose for 10 minutes with Vent open moaning in the microphone.
[Harkat]: He tries to stun trees. Non-living, non-unit trees. What the ********.
[Vintrict]: Haven't played with him since I "taught" him LoL with a 1v1 match and went positive 60 against him.
[SleepyPanda]: Picture MayChan, except a man. Redundant I know.
[Minomusho]: Master Yi player. Surprisingly not horrible, did average for a newer player, but not played with him enough. Big QQ baby though. Damn.
[Steven]: Only plays if Nikko's playing [feel like a damn broken record,] is an alright player and usually plays as Teemo. However, he has a 20% of rage-quitting, and is average range.
[Spark Matrix]: Some retard Austin introduced me to, this guy is a ******** beast at how bad he is. But he takes that up a few levels, because not only is he bad, he types commands. I.E. "Go in that bush" as we're already going in a bush. "Attack that turret" as we're attacking a turret. "Don't act retarded" - sorry Spark buddy, too late! "don't die." - what the ********.
[Dummer]: A clever play on words I created, this is actually a couple named Drew and Summer, again I know them from high school. Problem being, they only play if the other is present, and only if Nikko is present. They are also notoriously bad at this game. Drew plays my main, Twisted Fate, except far worse than I do. So he's like a miniature, red-headed stepchild version of me. And Summer plays Ashe/Annie/Anivia/anycharacterwithavagina, usually having trouble with map awareness but surprisingly does mildly better than her retarded other half.
[Vodka]: Probably the best noob I have played with. I'm surprised at this, she actually did better than most of these retards listed above/below in her first games playing.
[Nikko]: Probably the most competent player of the whole list. He's easily on my level, better in areas where passive play excels, worse in areas where aggressive play excels. Also knew him from high school. Unfortunately, we butt heads pretty often, and if I disagree with him [at all], everyone I know will immediately side with him and purposely try to avoid me in a team-oriented game. Needless to say, this is paramount to instant defeat. Austin is especially guilty of this, because we can so much as go "Hey Kell, I think you're REALLY loud." "No, I think my volume level is moderate." and Austin will jump in going "YEAH KELL, WHAT THE ********, I'm going to suckle on Nikko's d**k tenderly for a couple hours and talk s**t about you, GET THE ******** OUT, [Crashes his keyboard against his monitor 27x.]" Incidentally, Austin is totally gay for Nikko. Anyone who is ever on our Vent can see this. Ask them.
[Austin]: Emphasis on tank characters. It used to be, he'd be a decent enough player. Somewhere along the line however, it became me trying my damned best to carry a sinking ship of a team, and him dancing in spawn. He like a kid with ADD. He will start attacking minions and all ******** bets are off, he won't help you if you ping an enemy 3,000,000 times. I mean I sometimes wonder if he's not jacking off while playing. Sometimes, he'll turn on really loud-a** music and not use Vent, which is this tremendous boost to his usual ability to ignore the ******** world around him in-game and let our team die, because if it wasn't difficult to get his attention before, congratulations, now it is ******** impossible. To top it, he shares Zeo's p***y trait, except I constantly switch between thinking he's scared to do anything, or he's just so ******** oblivious that he isn't even aware there's a fight to begin with. Literally, there'll be these minute and a half long, epic as ******** fights that end up being 4v5, and finally as we are narrowly bested, I hear Austin go "Whau.. there was a fight?" while slapping his c**k across wolves and their mouths. Needs glasses, a hearing aid, and someone to take away the Icy Hot or some s**t. God damn.
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^-------------My list. The Competitive Season begins July 13th. And that is my list of comrades.
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