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 Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:07 pm
Sagetim Pyrotechnic Oracle Okay, explain Yawgmoth so I can then explain Jagi. yawgmoth was like satan, on crack, with enough power to make his own mini-dimension and spawn his own race of beings out of nothing. he was a planeswalker of the highest order, and a physical embodiment of black mana. black mana is necromancy, death, you know, that stuff. in other words: yawgmoth vs Urza, who do you think won? btw, technically Urza had the last laugh, he scoured the both dominaria and the phyexerian plane and killed off Yag with an Thran apocolypse engine or somethhing (have yet to read the apocolpyse book) killing himself but allowing Karn (the silver golem) to ascend and set off the next set of stories.
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:24 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:11 pm
and now i will say what your all thinking: "YOU ARE A GOD! YOU HAVE PWNED US ALL WITH YOUR KNOWLDGE OF MAGIC! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE DIRT, WE SUCK, YOU RULE!....." you get the point.
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 5:40 am
E is for Egotrip.
Too bad it's one-sided this time. x3
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:05 am
You are such a good comedian K, I almost wet myself when I saw you write it. XD
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:48 am
liz_bliz and now i will say what your all thinking: "YOU ARE A GOD! YOU HAVE PWNED US ALL WITH YOUR KNOWLDGE OF MAGIC! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE DIRT, WE SUCK, YOU RULE!....." you get the point. actualy, I was thinking more along the lines of "Why the ******** are we talking about magic? Oh yeah, because you say this yawgmoth guy is the most vile villian ever created, but every thing I've read so far makes him sound more and more cliche."
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:41 am
Pyrotechnic Oracle liz_bliz and now i will say what your all thinking: "YOU ARE A GOD! YOU HAVE PWNED US ALL WITH YOUR KNOWLDGE OF MAGIC! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE DIRT, WE SUCK, YOU RULE!....." you get the point. actualy, I was thinking more along the lines of "Why the ******** are we talking about magic? Oh yeah, because you say this yawgmoth guy is the most vile villian ever created, but every thing I've read so far makes him sound more and more cliche." cause you haven't read The Thran and the other magic books concernin him
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:43 am
K 19 E is for Egotrip.
Too bad it's one-sided this time. x3 well obviously i was joking. 2 points to the first person to guess where that (save the section about pwning you with my magic knowldge) chant is from. Sycrause You are such a good comedian K, I almost wet myself when I saw you write it. XD and you really have no room to talk Syc, so it;s a good thing K wrote it and not you.
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:51 am
liz_bliz K 19 E is for Egotrip.
Too bad it's one-sided this time. x3 well obviously i was joking. 2 points to the first person to guess where that (save the section about pwning you with my magic knowldge) chant is from. Sycrause You are such a good comedian K, I almost wet myself when I saw you write it. XD and you really have no room to talk Syc, so it;s a good thing K wrote it and not you. *I have Plane Shift, does that have him in it? sad ANd no matter what, if he is what you say he is, to me, he's just one big ball of cliche. As for Syr, I was thinking that hes such a good a** licker that I could have sword I felt my crack moisten for a second from reading what he said to K.*
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:00 pm
in the thran, later on, when the world declares war on him basically (by this time Yag thinksof himself as a god, quite literally) his flag ship is in a fight with another airship. Well he stupidly has them go right in front a cannon as it fires on the enemy airship right (so techically it's his own fault), and boom, but some how he survives. Well he finds the woman that was firing the weapon and guess what he does? Rips out her eyes with his bear hands (because since she 'couldn't use her eyes she should be relieved of them), and besides the fact that he enjoyed it, the fact that everyone around just kinda stared, they actually don't even question it, like it was divine punishment.
i can't think of many more significatly twisted people that Yag. He would kill a world without blinking, his allies too, even his right hand man. He will do anything he wants, when he wants, to he wants. He was like that since forever. Even when people took him in while he was an exile, he used them and tossed them aside. For instance he spread a deases amoung the elves that once harbored him and took away all their healers. Then when they finally gave him all their treasures he sent their healers back in pieces and gave them suger pills for medicine. He reguards no being as his equal or his friend, everyone is just his pawn and everyone should belong to him alone.
and sometimes the cliches can still be the most disturbing bad guys, so read the damn book if you want to see just how f*ed up this guy is.
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:07 pm
Pyrotechnic Oracle liz_bliz K 19 E is for Egotrip.
Too bad it's one-sided this time. x3 well obviously i was joking. 2 points to the first person to guess where that (save the section about pwning you with my magic knowldge) chant is from. Sycrause You are such a good comedian K, I almost wet myself when I saw you write it. XD and you really have no room to talk Syc, so it;s a good thing K wrote it and not you. *I have Plane Shift, does that have him in it? sad ANd no matter what, if he is what you say he is, to me, he's just one big ball of cliche. As for Syr, I was thinking that hes such a good a** licker that I could have sword I felt my crack moisten for a second.* not really, he doesn't really show himself until the very end of that when he manipulates Urza into not blowing up Phyrexia and makes him kill one of his best walker buddies. This guys was turned so many heros and otherwise into evil minions and used them against their former friends it's not funny. LIke Ertai (if really read Planeshift you'll knoiw who I'm talking about) was once a great, if not a little full of himself, mage and hero. He sacrificed himself to help his friends escape from Rath i believe, but Yag turne him into an evil SoB. anyway, The Thran is the best record of him, since it shows his rise to power and all the blood and betrayal inbetween. Like that fact that he turned the near passifist Thran nation into the unthinking phyrexia hordes while being savior man in their vision. He pulled a few Sidious's in the way he gained a few seats of power.
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:08 pm
o.0...yea...Jagi makes this guy look like a b***h.
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:01 pm
Pyrotechnic Oracle o.0...yea...Jagi makes this guy look like a b***h. Yag is a b***h, as in "DIE YOU STUPID #*^@$^@*$^@*&$$^#&^ b***h!!" Does the very mention of Jagi's name make you want to punch the character? Does the character seem so real and vile at the same time that you feel sick thinking about him? That is Yawgmoth, and you'll never know until you read the thran. no why don't you give an example of why Jaig is sooooooo bad.
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:02 pm
Pyrotechnic Oracle o.0...yea...Jagi makes this guy look like a b***h. how so? I mean, if he makes yawgmoth look like a b***h, then what's the emporer? spam in the asscrack of life? rofl
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:27 pm
Sagetim Pyrotechnic Oracle o.0...yea...Jagi makes this guy look like a b***h. how so? I mean, if he makes yawgmoth look like a b***h, then what's the emporer? spam in the asscrack of life? rofl Pretty much. I'm typing up the whole deli, its gunna be awhile,. Its quite a yarn and I have to chekl all my reasources to make sure I get things right
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