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 Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:21 pm
::Tips hat over eyes, kicks up feet on the table and crosses arms::
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:23 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:25 pm
Jonah Hex Ah'm done drinkin'. Ah'm just 'bout shitfaced right now, so you kin take yore voodoo potion and stuff it straight up yuh a**, Cajun.
*looks at Logan*
Well he's a friendly sorta fella, ain't he? Kinda reminds me of Sinister, jus' less pleasant.
*winks*
An' I'll let Belladonna know you approve. Damn woman makes drinks stronger den any I know of.
*jumps as Wally zips behind the bar*
Damn Wally! I never thought I'd see the day you'd be late for anythin'! But it's okay, jus' samplin' some of my ex-wife's recipes? Want one?
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:26 pm
Not even if you paid me. Just because my metabolism is fast doesn't mean I enjoy having the runs.
Did I just pun? I punned.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:26 pm
*Coughs lightly, trying to get the spots to dissapear still* No prob, Cajun. But slide a second shot this way.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:26 pm
Mssr Remy LeBeau Jonah Hex Ah'm done drinkin'. Ah'm just 'bout shitfaced right now, so you kin take yore voodoo potion and stuff it straight up yuh a**, Cajun.
Tried earlier. Yore saloon whore didn't cayah fer mah company.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:31 pm
Yes Wally, you punned wit' de best of `em.
*makes a second Black Zombie and passes it to Creed, then looks at Jonah*
We don't have whores in dese parts Hex, an' even if we did, it'd be safe to assume even dey would have standards.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:32 pm
Jonah Hex Mssr Remy LeBeau Jonah Hex Ah'm done drinkin'. Ah'm just 'bout shitfaced right now, so you kin take yore voodoo potion and stuff it straight up yuh a**, Cajun.
Tried earlier. Yore saloon whore didn't cayah fer mah company. Bub, you better watch yer mouth. I'm still labled as bouncer here, and you don't go bad mouthin' in this place. Got it?
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:33 pm
Nice saloon. Second-rate whore.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:34 pm
Uhh...sounds like maybe I'd better start checking the security tapes...I don't know what Linda would think about me working here if we have a....uh....'lady of the night?'
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:35 pm
*walks in, shoulders slumped, and sits down at the bar*
Mountain Dew, please.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:35 pm
A margarita if you would, Wally.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:36 pm
Don't get yer tights in a twist, Speedy. *Rolls his eyes at Wally and gets up from the bar to look at Hex* Bub, this is yer second warnin'. Watch. Yer. Mouth. *Gives Remy a look and shrugs* Third shot's his last chance. Want me to rough 'em up on the way out?
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:38 pm
*mountain dew margaritas appear in front of everyone*
Well, according to the security tapes.....Remy, do you pay Harley Quinn?
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:39 pm
::Lowers hat over eyes, crosses hands behind head and leans back::
Say thar, gruffy, you wouldn't happen tuh be an outlaw, would yuh by any chance?
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