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If you've ever seen Caligula, you know it is the truth.

I love tea. Soooo much.

I like fruity teas a lot.

Not to get all 4chan here, but....

I like all kinds of tea. Although, I have a hard time with pure Chai tea, too strong and too bitter.
I like Chai lattes, but lack the equipment needed to make lattes.
however, as a surprise, my mom bought me a small bag of chai tea. So if anyone knows some good recipes to make with Chai tea, let me know.

Dear ProFlowers,

Thank you for ruining Valentine's Day for Heather. Assholes.

Unicorns.
Owls.
Tea.
Sake.
Donuts.

This is a FANTASTIC birthday.

Thanks so much to Cass and Wally for the snazzy new duds. I had a lovely birthday.


Today I rode my bike for the second time this year (first was yesterday), and I had forgotten what assholes winter drivers are. You deal with jerks year round, but for some reason winter makes people especially dickish.

I use the bike trail almost exclusively, but I do have to turn off it for exactly 4 blocks in order to get to work. I was preparing to make a right, I'd slowed down, but because of the giant snow mountain and mini lake, couldn't get all the way over to the right hand side of the road. Despite there being two completely unoccupied lanes of traffic on this unbusy side street, dickweed started leaning on his horn 20 feet away from me (while speeding no less) and he shot past. I went hard on the brakes and almost fell over. His tires squealed to a stop as he slammed his brakes at the light a block away. DOUCHEBAG.

I'm going to have to start carrying a brick in my bag.

Only ONE? I usually use two or three.