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 Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:52 am
Sometimes it feels rather unrewarding and frustrating to be the only one around here with a firm grasp on reality. It's a terrible burden, but I like to think I bear it with dignity if not grace and poise.
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:55 am
Spider_Jerusalem Sometimes it feels rather unrewarding and frustrating to be the only one around here with a firm grasp on reality. It's a terrible burden, but I like to think I bear it with dignity if not grace and poise. Dignity? Grace? Poise? Your cat has more grace and dignity than you. And your cat is a mutated freak with no social graces whatsoever. Doesn't mean that you don't know what you're doing, though. That's why I stick around. Either that or I really am just a masochist.
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:32 am
I'm only letting you live if you read the new column (linked by sig of course) within the next hour.
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:56 am
Spider_Jerusalem I'm only letting you live if you read the new column (linked by sig of course) within the next hour. Holy crap, you're bossy. Yes, I've read it, and you can now read my witty little commentary...
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:35 am
Well you can't spell bossy without boss or so that one legged Anglican technophile Puerto Rican Pro Life sniper keeps telling me when I pass him on the street on the way to the office.
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:49 am
Yes, yes, you're my boss. And I willingly came back to work for you. I really must have been out of it when I left the nunnery.
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:51 am
I didn't hear any objections when I beat Fred with a chairleg, so being a Bride of Christ couldn't have been that great. You did shoot him with a bowel disruptor out of your own free will after all.
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:55 am
He had it coming. Honestly, Fred's a moron who has no clue what the hell he's doing. Plus he has no imagination whatsoever.
And I enjoyed watching you beat the crap out of him. It was better than sex with him, that's for sure. Blasting him with the bowel disruptor was an added bonus.
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:59 am
Fred would stick it in mud if he thought he could get some action out if it.
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:03 am
Spider_Jerusalem Fred would stick it in mud if he thought he could get some action out if it. I have to agree with you on that point. (Sadly I have to dash off to work! Later!)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:04 am
(Later, thanks for the comment.)
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:02 am
::Returns with a corpse dragging behind his horse::
There happen tuh be a wire in hyar Ah kin use? Ah need tuh contact thuh US Calvary tuh collect mah reward.
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:15 am
*pulls wire out of her pockets*
Here you go!
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:04 am
Yur a reg'lar comedianne, Miss.
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:46 am
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