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 Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:57 pm
RECRUITING!
One lucky ***** or b***h gets to join up with me and my dawg Zeo for DT.
All we need is three people to enter that b***h (so I'm only kinda looking for one person), but we can make an exception for an Alt. Those are always helpful.
Requirements:
Must not be a furry.
Can't own a retarded hat RL.
Is a Real G.
Can drive a stick-shift moderately good.
You need to BE Hip-Hop.
No ninjas.
Can't like retarded animes. Or at least can keep that s**t to themselves ala Don't Ask Don't Tell.
Must be willing to listen to all the music I link you at least maybe once.
Oh right and don't ask me for medical advice. And Zeo isn't Dr. Phil. Don't tell him about your problems.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:59 pm
Just Naota RECRUITING! One lucky ***** or b***h gets to join up with me and my dawg Zeo for DT. All we need is three people to enter that b***h (so I'm only kinda looking for one person), but we can make an exception for an Alt. Those are always helpful. Requirements: Must not be a furry. Can't own a retarded hat RL. Is a Real G. Can drive a stick-shift moderately good. You need to BE Hip-Hop. No ninjas. Can't like retarded animes. Or at least can keep that s**t to themselves ala Don't Ask Don't Tell. Must be willing to listen to all the music I link you at least maybe once. Oh right and don't ask me for medical advice. And Zeo isn't Dr. Phil. Don't tell him about your problems. Get me on AIM, Man.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:01 am
Forgot one.
No dragons.
Only rape jokes. Not actual rape.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:02 am
I need to start chronicling my LoL matches every single time they end. No exceptions.
Example:Haelstrom's Mind Mm, my MageWick build is ******** BEASTIN', 29 and 17 or some s**t, 1v5 victory, ahw yeah. (Note: no bullshit, happened with friend testing.) ...hey, what.. OH NO, I'M BEING JUMPED, oh man almost killed them, ooh it's AUSTIN! AUSTIN, WARP ON IN MAN, WA-you're ******** killing wolves, I'm dead. .... Ryze just died to a minion, cool s**t. ...Oh man, it's me and Austin pincering an enemy champion, surely we can get her, almost there, I'VE STUNNED HER, GO AU-..he went alright, he ******** walked away. I (narrowly lived / died). ... What- Oh man, there's Austin again, dancin'. Dancin' on spawn he is. Thanks buddy. OH MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE A BIG GANK, YOU COULD HELP OUR MAGEWICK OR ME or you could attack minions, ******** MOTHER ******** I WILL ******** AGH I AH ? WHAT?
Hhrhnrgnrngr
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:02 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:05 am
Must not be a furry. [Check.]
Can't own a retarded hat RL. [Check.]
Is a Real G. [Check.]
Can drive a stick-shift moderately good. [I don't handle dicks in cars, negative.]
You need to BE Hip-Hop. [Check.]
No ninjas. [Oh god damn, you're breaking my balls here buddy.]
Can't like retarded animes. Or at least can keep that s**t to themselves ala Don't Ask Don't Tell. [If my idea of good anime is GaoGaiGar and Sengoku Basara, and your idea of good anime is Avatar with your little brother, you shut your whore mouth and let me be the judge.]
Must be willing to listen to all the music I link you at least maybe once. [Check.]
Oh right and don't ask me for medical advice. And Zeo isn't Dr. Phil. Don't tell him about your problems. [Check.]
Not a dragon. [Check.]
Cannot rape. [Oh damn see, you're breaking my balls here again Naota, this - man, you're really putting on the vice here.]
[VERDICT: Too good for this team.]
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:07 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:08 am
Y'know. Sometimes I feel as if I am a spy.
But y'know..
Did you notice a correlation? I only dance as Shen. He has a groovy dance style. xD
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:09 am
You probably are.
We suck. Well, mostly me. Not so much Zeo.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:12 am
I'm down with two 2-man teams looking for members joining forces. No AIM conversation needed.
On that note, I'm kinda creeped the ******** out I still feel "awake/content" even though it's 3 AM and I walked so many miles today that I'd normally been on the floor going "wuzuahwh wait a second." Didn't feel hunger or thirst either, it is the most unreal and strange s**t.
Which means if I go to sleep now, tomorrow I get to kill someone with my d**k. [FLIES AWAY]
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The Female of the Species
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:15 am
Gunna be another sleepless night.
I need applejuice.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:16 am
Just Naota Requirements: Must not be a furry. Can't own a retarded hat RL. Is a Real G. Can drive a stick-shift moderately good. You need to BE Hip-Hop. No ninjas. Can't like retarded animes. Or at least can keep that s**t to themselves ala Don't Ask Don't Tell. Must be willing to listen to all the music I link you at least maybe once. Oh right and don't ask me for medical advice. And Zeo isn't Dr. Phil. Don't tell him about your problems. I'm entering with Vanilla Ice cosplaying Naruto. Can I be on your team?
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:16 am
Whatever team Hael and Austin get on is going down...
On each other.
And Zeo and I'll laugh from afar.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:17 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:19 am
themightyjello Just Naota Requirements: Must not be a furry. Can't own a retarded hat RL. Is a Real G. Can drive a stick-shift moderately good. You need to BE Hip-Hop. No ninjas. Can't like retarded animes. Or at least can keep that s**t to themselves ala Don't Ask Don't Tell. Must be willing to listen to all the music I link you at least maybe once. Oh right and don't ask me for medical advice. And Zeo isn't Dr. Phil. Don't tell him about your problems. I'm entering with Vanilla Ice cosplaying Naruto. Can I be on your team? I'm playing as Suge Knight, so that might not be wise.
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