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 Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:06 pm
Jonah Hex Ah ain't yer brother, but yeah, those'll do. :A spark from the matches illuminates Jonah's entire face:Ah've been to thuh future. Don' much cayah fer it. Ah'll take mah Colt's over yhar fancy rayguns any day of thuh week. Never been one for firearms myself. I like to keep it simple. If you can't solve the problem with a kinfe or a club then you aren't trying hard enough. Although, I've always been impressed by sharpshootin'. That's a helluva skill right there. Not my cup of tea, but respectable.
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:08 pm
Jonah Hex Ya jus' don't know Southern hospitality when yah see it. Here, yah kin even have a snort of muh Red Eye iff'n yuh like. Here, let me antisceptic thuh top fer yuh. ::Takes the bottle of whiskey and licks the rim, wiping it off with a shirt sleeve::Bottoms up, frien'.
"Vile."
*takes up and flies off*
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:11 pm
::Walks in soaking wet and smoking a cigarette::
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:26 pm
Cowboys? Do we have any indians then?
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:35 pm
Hmm....come to think of it, we don't have any Native Americans in de Guild as far as I know.
*serves Selina and the cats saucers of milk*
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:39 pm
Do I look like a pet? I'd like a beer please. In a mug. A frosty one.
The cats would like to sit at the counter....
Except Isis, she prefers to sit on me. Gaia needs a "cat wrapped around the neck" selection.
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:22 pm
blaugh *bites tongue and instead serves Selina her beer and sets the cats up on the counter near Remy's cats*
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:42 pm
I have a feeling your tongue has scars from being bitten too much.
Oh well, at least the bar has cats. They give a place real atmosphere.
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:44 pm
*Remy's kittens crawl up around Selina's feet and go to sleep*
Traitors. stare
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:49 pm
ALL THE KITTIES WILL BE MINE! BWA HA HA HA HA!
*urp*
'Scuse me, I don't usually drink much.
*pets the cats*
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:19 am
::Looks all scowly as cat crawl over him::
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:37 am
Strike a light, I go away for a few days on business and when I get back I find me local's turned into a cat shelter!
Do you still serve booze or is it just Gold Top now?
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:45 am
Hey now, jus' cause Gaia's turned into one big cat house doesn't mean dis place is any less than what it was....cat house? See de bottles and taps behind de bar? Booze!
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:48 am
Is that cans of tuna next to the cashews?
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:05 am
rolleyes Um...no. *scoots the cans behind the napkin dispensers and the cats follow*
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