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 Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:48 am
nick2nick20 Queen_of_Abstraction Stewie- Well, there's only one thing to do, 111-1111, Louis? Damn. 111-1112, Louis? Damn. 111-1113, Louis? Damn. [All] We only live to kiss your a**. [Butler] Kiss it, hell we`ll even wipe it for you [All] From here on in it`s easy street [Peter] Are there any bars on that street? [Butler] 24 happy hours a day! [All] We`ll stop Jehovah`s at the gate. [Butler] Can I see that pamphlet sir? [Peter] My god this house is freakin` sweet! lol, that's great.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:50 am
Okay, this time I'm thinking of a word, and it's definately not kitty, can you guess what it is?
*Exasperated* Kitty?
Ahhh! Get out of my head!
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:52 am
Queen_of_Abstraction Okay, this time I'm thinking of a word, and it's definately not kitty, can you guess what it is? *Exasperated* Kitty? Ahhh! Get out of my head! Pope - No one embarrasses the Pope and gets away with it [Looks up at the sky], SMITE THEM! (waits for a few seconds) Pope - He's cooking up a something good!
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:53 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:54 am
Why could the girl stay on the swing?
((This is a three-part joke, stay tuned!))
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:55 am
Oh. These a pretty good to.
Peter: Look at this, Lois, see right here [points in book], I was voted most likely to succeed!
Lois: Peter, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People magazine.
Peter: Oh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.
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Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?
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Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:56 am
nick2nick20 Oh. These a pretty good to. Peter: Look at this, Lois, see right here [points in book], I was voted most likely to succeed! Lois: Peter, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People magazine. Peter: Oh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name. _____________________________________________________________ Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ... Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian. Brian: Oh, oh you speak english Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it. Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right? Bellboy(spanish): Que? ____________________________________________________________ Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it. Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge! lol
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:57 am
nick2nick20 Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it. Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge! Is no longer sure that he will eat bagels with breakfast.
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:58 am
Queen_of_Abstraction Why could the girl stay on the swing? ((This is a three-part joke, stay tuned!))
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:59 am
Talon the Diamond Star nick2nick20 Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it. Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge! Is no longer sure that he will eat bagels with breakfast. Sorry. That was a hilarious episode though.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:01 pm
Queen_of_Abstraction Queen_of_Abstraction Why could the girl stay on the swing? ((This is a three-part joke, stay tuned!)) I do not know.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:02 pm
She had no arms.
Why couldn't the boy beside her stay on the swing?
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:03 pm
This joke sounds like it is leaving the realm of PG-13 . . . please continue!!!
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:04 pm
Queen_of_Abstraction She had no arms. Why couldn't the boy beside her stay on the swing? *Tilts head curiously* Why?
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:09 pm
Queen_of_Abstraction She had no arms. Why couldn't the boy beside her stay on the swing? I dunno.
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