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RAR RAR RARG !!!!

Loads to report on the most random night ive had in fooking ages.
Dan ( Zachriedek ) called me and said that Kyle was having a poker night so i thought id tag along with roan by my side.

As we met up with dan at the ship inn pub we had a few drinks and laughed alot, met up with Joey too btw ( old friend )

We then met up with jack ( old gaian ) cos he was goin to the poker evening too, and on our way to Kyles house jack got harassed by some lanky chav with eyebrows that looked like barcodes.

Just before a fight was about to kick off i saw a woman harshly face plant in the road and smashed her knees on the curb.
Being the good guys we are we assisted the lady and the fight died down.
(chav wouldnt of won anyway i was there with my nunchaks and feet of doom, plus roan had loads of spikes on and dan isnt small either. )

We then walked from wokingham to bracknell to go to this poker evening and met up with 10 other people for the game ( this included kyles parents and roans old boss' daughter )

The poker battle raged on for a century..or near to it.
I doubled my chips by going all in with a ring sausage emo kid who only had a pair of 2's. He was the first one out.

As the number slowly dropped mine and dans chips were pwning everyone elses ( we blamed it on the power of Trivium )
Until Jack made a MASSIVE gain to become chip leader.

We all had cigars by the halfway mark !!!!

Then towards the end of the game Kyles dad gave the emo kid an arm wrestle and destroyed him. ( haha emo kid 2-0 xD )

Then i leapt from the poker table and gave kyles dad an arm wrestle and would of one if he hadnt shifted his elbow off the table, so we called it a draw.

THEN to add even more awesomeness more people lost at poker until there were only 4 people left. The top three go home with money.

Me, Dan, Jack and Lee.

lee had the most amazing luck as he was nearly out on several occasions but managed to regain chips at the right time. Jack hoarded loads of chips off of everyone and was winning now by fookloads.

I then called dans bluff which made him lose further chips until he decided to go all in and lost to Lee.

Woo hoo 3 left we all get some money ^^.
After spending fooking hours at the poker table i decided to go all in which sadly failed. BUT i did win 30 pounds for coming third.

Lee came second and won 40

and jack won 60.

It was awesome, th first time i played poker for REAL money and i won something.

I was truly amazed at myslef.

.....Oh yeah the taxi home was late so we ended up freezing our asses off last night too. Got home at about 3:30 am.

I haven't been here much..

But.

I hate college. I hate college. I. HATE. IT.

I hate the work, I hate the studying. Wait.. I don't study. Nevermind. I hate the quizzes. I hate filling up my car two to three times a week and I hate the hour+ drive to get there. Which leeches my money. >/ And the $350 on books.

IHATEIT~

::S'plodes.::

[/dorkish Siddeh rant]

Ragh. xx;

And the fact Bard can wear his Glacier cap and I can't, makes me cry inside. TT

::Returns from his mighty work and drinking binge?!::

I have never worked and partied so much in my LIFE and to make matters worse, it was all merged together in a drunken cash earning orgy. Its been huge at the zoo, and being the supervisor, I have to do twice the work of the other guards, and then also make sure they do THEIR jobs right, and deal with angry bastards with complaints. I have to say however, I haven't had so much fun in ages. My favourite manager, and mate finally returned from his globe treking adventure, and the security company was surprised to hear that he actualy thought of a guard, and got me a gift. Granted, it was a key chain, but a kick a** Zero skull keychain baby. We now dance when ever I pull out my wallet and it shows.

I turn 20 on the 14 (thursday) and we had a party here at the house on the 8th, dedicated to both myself and my house mate Alli who turns 20 on the 12th. I drank more then plenty, and despite the fact two people out of the vast number I invited showed up, one being my ex, I still managed to have fun.

Alot of people from high school showed up, and I managed to either scare, inspire, or give the humps to the majority of them. The night was full of flattering comments like.

"Dude, your all tatted up, buff, and scary looking, no wonder your a bouncer., cant see you in macca's"

"Your doing so well, I would have thought yopu'de be leeching off your mum for years."

And my favourite..

"s**t, I hated you in highschool, when did you turn hot?!" <----------Girl who ended up getting very drunk, and I had to beat with my slipper to get away from me....Although my aim was effected badly by Absinthe and rum.
I'll eventually get around to ranting more, and looking back over whats been happening, but i'm too lazy right now.

*sings like light to the flies*

WE ARE DUMPING ALL THESE REVELS !!!!!


gotta love trivium

Like WOMG, i bought 512 ram 1 & 1/2 days ago and it has arrived already.
Hurrar just gotta get roany to install it.
( you need to be naked so theres no static which can fry your motherboard apparently)

Then i shall HOPEFULLY be able to play counter strike at the RIGHT SPEED.

I'm 20 today...Dear god I can feel my joints grinding already....That, may be because of the training...Hips hate the rolls.

>.>

I FEEL OLD!

My house mate and I were on the bus today, and we went past a high school as it was letting out. He started being himself and going on about which girls were good looking and which ones weren't, and when I uttered something about one girl, he near screamed at me on this bus.

"DUDE!? Your 20 thats wrong!"

....I feel so...Seedy....

SILENCE!

There will be no rationalizing my 1/4 life crisis!

xD

Ok so it made my computer run a bit faster but the game still lags and the speech keeps repeating and its pissing me off.
Anyone got a spare graphics/sound card ?