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 Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:20 pm
Damn straight we keep to ourselves. Dwarves are too awesome to be purely out and about gallimanterin' all day with the likes of some skinny limbed pointy eared sand wedgied prettymen who can't hold their liquor.
On a side note, One of these days I'll get inspired to finish off my mountain of Kaz Marduk's population...
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:28 pm
The desert elves are different than normal elves.
You try saying that to a Valenar to their face and keeping your head. They keep heir blades clean and sharp.
They are also a Nation apart from the Sudan.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:30 pm
I just did. Just keep underestimating the skill of a dwarf in battle. You may find that your race won't have the ability to procreate much longa'.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:33 pm
I'm not underestimating the dwarves. But they want to pick a fight with a race of hardened warriors, then let them try. I'm more than sure the death toll on each side will be sky high.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:37 pm
Okay, there's been enough slacking on the event.
* commandeers the mantle of cupid for the moment *
* aims at Cale and fires a romanti-missile at him *
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:38 pm
Right. First you make a claim you can outdrink a dwarf, then ye fail to back it up, and then ye get all smashed and pissed that you are the laughin'stock of the bar. Sounds to me like ye'd be the ones trying to pick a fight. I'm not even gonna point out how there is an overabundant lack of ye tanned hides up north, but we're soakin' up rays down south. Cold feet?
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:39 pm
*Grabs Nelo and gives him a man kiss*
Mehhhh whatsup, Doc?
Now what the heck is this about elves and dwarves?
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:41 pm
Des Voh I'm not underestimating the dwarves. But they want to pick a fight with a race of hardened warriors, then let them try. I'm more than sure the death toll on each side will be sky high. Race of hardened warriors?! We have nothing the Dwarves want! We live in a desert for crying out loud! By the way, we're human right?
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:42 pm
Voh's in command of desert elves, while the largest amount of land is held by my peoples, the dwarves... And those nomadic nordic people.
As usual, he spilt the beer, and now doesn't like the idea of the travesty being committed by 'imself.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:44 pm
Nelowulf Voh's in command of desert elves, while the largest amount of land is held by my peoples, the dwarves... And those nomadic nordic people. As usual, he spilt the beer, and now doesn't like the idea of the travesty being committed by 'imself. Ahhh ******** an elf then. And my army is composed of elves. Bloody hell we cant afford a war unless we get ahold of some human Mercenaries. Our birthrate is far too low to support prolonged war.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:48 pm
That's why the dwarves have the Nord. "barbarians" from the north. mongol/native american tactics. Perfect complement to our stalwarth defensive lines.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:48 pm
You claimed that the elves couldn't hold their liquor, and never claimed a thing about drinking. The Valenar are known for a nasty but reserved temper, as well for their horses and blades.
We have a few dwarves down south, as there are sure to be a few elven settlements up north. But the Valenar are not normal elves.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:50 pm
Apparantly your settlements didn't come through, cause, they're like... not on the map.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:51 pm
Cale Darksun Des Voh I'm not underestimating the dwarves. But they want to pick a fight with a race of hardened warriors, then let them try. I'm more than sure the death toll on each side will be sky high. Race of hardened warriors?! We have nothing the Dwarves want! We live in a desert for crying out loud! By the way, we're human right? The desert is a melting pot. Humans, Half-Giants, Dromites(Bug-people), Desert Elves(who have their own nation as well), Ifirts, nomadic dinosaur-riding halfings, and the strange Qun'ari. Those are the civilized races aligned with the Valar'Sudan, the desert nation.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:52 pm
I'm very confused now but as far as I can tell, Nelo's got Mercenary light skirmisher cavalry and that we're something called Valenar.
Oh and Voh:
(whips out a Love pistol and shoots Voh)
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