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 Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:46 am
Anonymooo I hope to God that Clash leaves this page as-is. xd And sorry, Jesus-nin, I wasn't ignoring you, but I'm not Christian and St. Paul said in his letter to the Corinthians (under your inspiration, no less) that "flowing locks shame a man." So get a haircut and then do the second coming. xd Wasn't that supposed to precede the rapture in which all the good Christians go to heaven and the rest of us burn in eternal agony or some such?
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:48 am
That would be the gist of it, my son.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:50 am
Jesus-nin That would be the gist of it, my son. So what are you doing hanging around with those three other troublemakers anyway?
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:54 am
I am gaining a deeper understanding for those that bicker among themselves, my son. Besides, are you truly ready to be judged? Who here can claim they are ready for their final judgement? I bring mercy and patience. Waiting around will not cause the world to end without me. That and there is a pizza place just down the street that is heavenly.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:54 am
Hay Guys what's going on in this thread?
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:55 am
Dr.Nightz Hay Guys what's going on in this thread? *Fame-assers him and pins him for the 1-2-3*
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:57 am
Crawleymang~ Dr.Nightz Hay Guys what's going on in this thread? *Fame-assers him and pins him for the 1-2-3* Is that prison lingo?
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:01 am
No. I dont know why it would be. Or how you got that idea.
But anyway. It's a pro-wrestling finisher.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:02 am
Jesus-nin I am gaining a deeper understanding for those that bicker among themselves, my son. Besides, are you truly ready to be judged? Who here can claim they are ready for their final judgement? I bring mercy and patience. Waiting around will not cause the world to end without me. That and there is a pizza place just down the street that is heavenly. I don't think I could ever be unready. One cannot prepare for judgement of character because one cannot change their character. Besides, the apocalypse is a win win situation for someone like me.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:05 am
Win-win implies two possible outcomes, both benificial. How can there be two outcomes of the apocalypse?
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:08 am
Two outcomes would be eternal life in heaven or eternal damnation.
Truly a wise answer. You are correct, no one can ever be ready for such an event, so they must always be ready for such an event by simply not trying to be ready. Worrying over such things is for the paranoid and delusional. If one lives their life by the word of god and ingrains it into their soul, they need not be ready, for they already are.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:09 am
Dr.Nightz Win-win implies two possible outcomes, both benificial. How can there be two outcomes of the apocalypse? I'm judged to be worthy of going to heaven or I go to hell and get to brag that I died in the apocalypse.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:12 am
But since you don't believe... don't you go to hell either way?
So isn't it more like.. lose/lose?
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:16 am
Both outcomes are simply death. An afterlife is only speculation, and no discernible outcome can be drawn other than the immidiate, which is known. Assuming that the Judeo-Christian afterlife possibilities are true, then to be honest, eternal life will be found either way. The quality of such will vary. Bragging does little good when one is submerged in sulfur.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:18 am
Wait
this is bullshit
Jesus wasn't white.
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