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onlydraven
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:24 am


I wouldn't mind having one myself. One who's willing to send occasional cleavage pics would be a bonus...... ninja
PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:20 am


Okay, so, last night, I was at Kinkos.
And nobody else was.

So I made 7 glossy color copies of my a** (some balls, some not).
One really shocking look at my brown eye.

And for kicks I just send it in the mail.
Where?
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:27 pm


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Your disqualified.


... neutral
As if I were ever planning to apply...? Pfft. I don't need to be someone's assistant. Besides, you're loooking for a lovable ditz. I'm not quite a ditz. Female geek, actually. I figure that because I use words like 'cosplay' and 'godmode' and let's not forget 'L337', it makes me a female geek.

As for the photos... I'm glad I don't live there. *goes blind*

onlydraven
I wouldn't mind having one myself. One who's willing to send occasional cleavage pics would be a bonus...... ninja


To warm you on those long nights out at sea? xd
PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:26 am


Kitahoshi_Hazel
As for the photos... I'm glad I don't live there. *goes blind*

Does that address mean nothing to you? xD

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:46 am


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Kitahoshi_Hazel
As for the photos... I'm glad I don't live there. *goes blind*

Does that address mean nothing to you? xD


Don't forget, she's Canadian. I didn't know that address until well after I moved down here.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:34 am


onlydraven
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Kitahoshi_Hazel
As for the photos... I'm glad I don't live there. *goes blind*

Does that address mean nothing to you? xD


Don't forget, she's Canadian. I didn't know that address until well after I moved down here.

Oooh, right, right.

In that case,

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:35 pm


... oooooooh. idea

Ah, that makes more sense... but can't they track you down by finger prints or something?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:00 pm


New Brown-Eye Tracking......

America's newest weapon in the War On Terror!

xd

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:28 am


Kitahoshi_Hazel
... oooooooh. idea

Ah, that makes more sense... but can't they track you down by finger prints or something?

Or the return address.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:06 pm


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Or the return address.


Well, you obviously wouldn't write the return address.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:18 pm


Kitahoshi_Hazel
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Or the return address.


Well, you obviously wouldn't write the return address.

Why not?
PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:09 pm


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Why not?


It's self-incriminating.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:36 pm


Kitahoshi_Hazel
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Why not?


It's self-incriminating.

I'm absolutely positive they'de find me if they wanted to.

In any case; it's not illegal for me to send them (however, it is illegal for him to have them. HUR HUR)
PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:33 pm


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I'm absolutely positive they'de find me if they wanted to.

In any case; it's not illegal for me to send them (however, it is illegal for him to have them. HUR HUR)


How is it illegal for them to have the pictures?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:56 pm


Kitahoshi_Hazel
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I'm absolutely positive they'de find me if they wanted to.

In any case; it's not illegal for me to send them (however, it is illegal for him to have them. HUR HUR)


How is it illegal for them to have the pictures?

Well, it actually depends on the situation.

Legally, if the president receives them and puts them in a drawer or something, its okay.
However, if he goes, "Hey, Cheney, look at this"
he's distributing Child Pornography.

Law: It's legal for underage people to distribute their own nudity for personal pleasure (However, I'm unsure if age of the receiving party plays a part. I'll ask my lawyer).
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