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 Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:50 pm
stare
Surely you hear the cries of Mother Earth in your nightmares dreams as well. Action must be taken! Precious Bayou fish are being strangled by 6-pack rings as we speak!
If only the power to make giant towers of rock spew forth from the ground were enough to change people's minds. crying
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:52 pm
Zee, tat iz te ting! Captain Planet 'as the powerz of ze elementz... and 'eart... Why de 'ell doez 'e not use zem zen?!?
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:55 pm
*does his best old lady voice frome behind the counter*
Please help me young man...I was attacked by a vicious rabbit man!
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:10 pm
*thumps are heard from the men's room door, which is then kicked off its hinges*
Stupid Barbarians and their indoor privies and non-sliding doors... stare
eek
*whips out Katana and leaps at Pseudo-Granny*
RYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! scream
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:14 pm
* walks in looking all glittery and sees the bunny with the sword*
" Like what's going on here?"
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:16 pm
*Pip pulls out a huge full auto gun and points it at the bunny man*
Ye not one a dem Nazi Vampirez or Werewolfz or whateva... are ye?
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:20 pm
*swwwssssssshes katana, barrel of gun clatters to the floor*
Don't bother me when I'm working, Gai-jin. stare
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:25 pm
*The gun breakes in half revealing a grenade launcher and he pulls out a large revolver with his other hand.*
Damn britz got a whole lotta stuff in dere arzenel, ain't de? Now anzwer de question, bunny boy.
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:26 pm
*starts crawling to the office*
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:28 pm
*SWINGS through the air on his whip, scooping up the lovely Chica Rosita and dives both of them to safety behind a table*
Apologies, Senorita, for our abrupt introduction, but it seems there is a fight afoot!
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:32 pm
*narrows eyes at Pip*
I understand you even less than the other Barbarian...*adopts swordfighting crouch*
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:34 pm
*leaps up on the bar, brandishing a foil*
Oho, foul villanos! Destroying the establishment of the poor, downtrodden barkeep! For this, both of you shall taste the blade of -EL ZORRO!
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:36 pm
*Looks at both Zoro and Usagi. He goes all cartoony and drops the guns walking back to his seat and sitting down.*
Yeah, de 'Ouse 'Ellsing don't pay me enough...
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:38 pm
You turn your back on battle! You have no hon-
*spots Zorro*
The Barbarian with the silly voice! scream *leaps atop bar and adopts dai-jodan stance*
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:39 pm
El Ciclope has backed down. Now, how about you, Senor Conejito?
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