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 Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:20 pm
Not if they really want their ******** tip.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:24 pm
We usually get an old man delivering our pizza out here who gets pissed off because he mistakes the address every time. He'd sooner care about titties if they had money attached to them than anything else.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:40 pm
My friend at the local music shop was telling me about how one of his friends was a coke dealer who was rich enough (as a coke dealer) to own a Lexus and a house in a really high class suburb, but he had no real job. So to fool the IRS, he got a job as a pizza delivery guy, and drove around selling cocaine in pizza boxes in a really cheap a** car that got him mad tips.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:52 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:59 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:03 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:16 pm
I wish I had some nice dark beer to go with this pizza. =(
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:18 pm
And I wish I had some pizza.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:59 pm
If you win the Dark Tournament, can you wish for one hundred more wishes?
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:02 pm
One of my teammates tried to wish that the tournament hadn't happened.
Talk about ******** no, they don't allow you.
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The Female of the Species
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The Female of the Species
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:04 pm
Also, anyone wanna play some WC3?
This TD I like isn't big on solo play.
D:
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:12 pm
I planned on wishing for everyone in the Tournament, save my team, to die.
rofl
Better hope my Team doesn't win.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:22 pm
Those sort of wishes are probably disallowed, though.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:29 pm
Well, that isn't very much fun. What kind of wishes are allowed then?
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:31 pm
Probably the standard sort of s**t.
Equipment, power, money, whatever.
Probably can't wish for something that directly affects someone's life, like "I wish x were dead" or something. But you could likely revive someone, since it's not affecting someone's "life" as they're dead.
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