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 Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:05 am
Typical stoner OM NOM NOM conversation between Nick and myself after having downed a plate of pot brownies, turned on the stereo, and put in a Kyuss CD.
Me: Alright, Nick, it's time we discuss cheese.
First order of cheese business: American cheese sucks. When I get a burger at a fast food place, I know they won't use real cheese, they will use that processed yellow sludge that barely even counts as cheese, so I am always very clear when I say that I don't want cheese on my burger. But sure enough, some stupid w*****k can't understand anything I say and he slaps a big square yellow slice right on the burger. And there is no way to fully scrape it off because it molecularly fuses with the meat and the bread, so I have no choice but the throw the ******** thing right out the window because I'm not eating that garbage.
American cheese isn't even cheese at all. It's s**t. When you are eating a cheeseburger from McDonalds, you are eating s**t. Gooey, yellow s**t on top of brown soy s**t.
So this is a message to Kraft Foods, Inc.: ******** you. Your cheese has ruined my life forever. I hope all of you die of cholera. Seriously. I hope every single employee that works at Kraft Foods contracts cholera and dies in a pool of their own diarrhea. That's what you deserve for all of my burgers you ruined, you ******** faggots. The next time your shitty cheese gets on my burger I'm going to come to your headquarters with an AR-15 and shoot every single one of you.
Nick: Dude, some people just work at Kraft to support their families. You're a d**k.
Me: You're right. I can't believe I didn't even think of their families. I hope their families die of cholera, too.
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:49 pm
This is why Bella shouldn't be left alone at the Den while Iden's off doing other things...
Rose Lankai - 68 More Days says (11:42 PM):
Bella'll probably try to follow him around until she gets bored then finding an area to train at and work on her aiming and other things.
[Scorpion King-] says (11:42 PM):
Lokas'll have someone following her. xD
Rose Lankai - 68 More Days says (11:42 PM):
Gee. She's trusted.
Rose Lankai - 68 More Days says (11:42 PM):
XP
[Scorpion King-] says (11:43 PM):
There are nuclear weapons and much more dangerous trinkets lying about. xD
Rose Lankai - 68 More Days says (11:43 PM):
Hehehe.
Rose Lankai - 68 More Days says (11:43 PM):
She's not THAT bad of a shot.
Rose Lankai - 68 More Days says (11:43 PM):
XP
Rose Lankai - 68 More Days says (11:43 PM):
She's actually really good... but not to Iden's levle.
[Scorpion King-] says (11:44 PM):
Yeah, but knowing her, she'd see a bomb lying around, tap Lokas on the shoulder and say 'Betchu I can shoot that can on one try'
Rose Lankai - 68 More Days says (11:44 PM):
XDD
[Scorpion King-] says (11:45 PM):
He wouldn't even try to stop her. He'd just pick up a helmet from a desk, put it on, and walk away slowly.
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:30 pm
Rose Lankai - 66 More Days says (9:14 PM):
But yea.. Kat'll have one of her small stuffed animals and try to gnaw on it's leg and "growl". XD
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says (9:15 PM):
Growl?
Rose Lankai - 66 More Days says (9:15 PM):
It's this strange noise she makes, it sounds like a puppy growling.
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says (9:16 PM):
>><< You sure lee was completely human
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says (9:16 PM):
I know your not
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says (9:16 PM):
XD
Rose Lankai - 66 More Days says (9:16 PM):
XDD
Rose Lankai - 66 More Days says (9:16 PM):
I told Jer, he says she gets it from him.
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says (9:17 PM):
Wait wait
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says (9:17 PM):
wasnt you already preggo with her when you met jer
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says (9:17 PM):
Your telling me his sperm was strong enough to rewrite people DNA
Rose Lankai - 66 More Days says (9:18 PM):
XDD
Rose Lankai - 66 More Days says (9:18 PM):
We tell people, it's so powerful, he got me pregnant while we were in different states nad before we even meet.
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says (9:18 PM):
and we're going to the middle east for WMDs. ******** that man should be locked up for crimes against humanity
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says (9:19 PM):
That explains the high teenage pregnecy rates here
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says (9:19 PM):
He owes alot of bitches money
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:32 pm
.: Roan DeSeer :. And when the dawn came, I slept with the bodies of the dead. And my dreams were untroubled. says:
Finished the wings
.: Roan DeSeer :. And when the dawn came, I slept with the bodies of the dead. And my dreams were untroubled. says:
I linked all the flame areas together. I can now turn you back and forth betwene normal Dag, and flame on Dag XD
.: Roan DeSeer :. And when the dawn came, I slept with the bodies of the dead. And my dreams were untroubled. says:
*clicks button* Flame on... flame off.... flame on... flame off...
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says:
Flame on Dag the Yaoi alter ego of your favorite homicidal manic
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:38 pm
[16:16]Click the link. XD
http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1209326214915.jpg
[16:16] ugh argh
[16:16] why are the people in this country so stupid
[16:16] that they can't even tell a cat
[16:16] from a ferret?
[16:28] <@Jer> Josh, that actually made me laugh.
[16:28] <@Jer> Good show, old sport.
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:25 pm
I love you perverted people. <3
Rose Lankai - 65 More Days says (7:14 PM):
Aww
Rose Lankai - 65 More Days says (7:14 PM):
You can RP with us/
Rose Lankai - 65 More Days says (7:14 PM):
Rose and Zan are almost done.
Lou ~ Char's says (7:15 PM):
Rephrase Rosie!
Lou ~ Char's says (7:15 PM):
REPHRASE!
Rose Lankai - 65 More Days says (7:18 PM):
XDD
Rose Lankai - 65 More Days says (7:18 PM):
With their business talk.
Lou ~ Char's says (7:18 PM):
¬¬ Business, eh? Whoring her out, now?!
Rose Lankai - 65 More Days says (7:18 PM):
XDD
Lou ~ Char's says (7:18 PM):
HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Rose Lankai - 65 More Days says (7:19 PM):
Well... he is going to be paying her for her services... >>
Lou ~ Char's says (7:19 PM):
-Head shake.- What would your man think? D:
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:02 pm
There is no such thing as a lesbian, only a woman that hasn't met Chuck Norris!!
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:14 am
This was from a convo about how we'd kill ourselves...
.:][HIMSA™][:. says (10:09 AM):
Tie rope securely to ankles. Tie piano wire around neck, being careful to leave some slack so you don't kill yourself before you kill yourself. Crazy glue, both hands. COVER THEM WELL. Apply hands to temples. Step toward edge of roof and simply walk off. If you did it right, you'll be hanging upside-down in front of hundreds (possibly thousands) of people from a building with your head IN YOUR HANDS.
.:][HIMSA™][:. says (10:09 AM):
And instead of people shitting themselves or wondering WHY?!!
.:][HIMSA™][:. says (10:09 AM):
They'd be wondering "...How the ******** did he do that?"
Rose Lankai - 64 More Days says (10:09 AM):
XDD
Rose Lankai - 64 More Days says (10:09 AM):
So wrong
.: `corpion [Q]ueen` :. says (10:09 AM):
XDDDDDDD
.: `corpion [Q]ueen` :. says (10:09 AM):
AWESOME
.:][HIMSA™][:. says (10:10 AM):
Headless horseman ain't got s**t on me.
.: `corpion [Q]ueen` :. says (10:10 AM):
The piano wire would probably cut your head off though.
.: `corpion [Q]ueen` :. says (10:10 AM):
.-.
Rose Lankai - 64 More Days says (10:10 AM):
That's the point.
.: `corpion [Q]ueen` :. says (10:10 AM):
....oh crap
.: `corpion [Q]ueen` :. says (10:10 AM):
LOL
Rose Lankai - 64 More Days says (10:10 AM):
The head wouldn't be attached and stuck in his hands.
.:][HIMSA™][:. says (10:10 AM):
facepalm.jpg
Rose Lankai - 64 More Days says (10:10 AM):
XDDD
.: `corpion [Q]ueen` :. says (10:10 AM):
I'M SO ******** SLOW LOL
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:21 am
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says:
maybe I cutt the air off abit to much?
.: Roan DeSeer :. And when the dawn came, I slept with the bodies of the dead. And my dreams were untroubled. says:
Definitely
.: Roan DeSeer :. And when the dawn came, I slept with the bodies of the dead. And my dreams were untroubled. says:
Poor kid
DeSeer :: Zombie General says:
AIR?
DeSeer :: Zombie General says:
CUT
DeSeer :: Zombie General says:
I
DeSeer :: Zombie General says:
?!
DeSeer :: Zombie General says:
xP
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says:
You tapped out
.: Roan DeSeer :. And when the dawn came, I slept with the bodies of the dead. And my dreams were untroubled. says:
... idiot XD
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says:
YOU TAPPED OUT
.: Roan DeSeer :. And when the dawn came, I slept with the bodies of the dead. And my dreams were untroubled. says:
He did. I will vouch for it
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says:
YOU TAPPED TAP
DeSeer :: Zombie General says:
Dont make me RKO you fool
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says:
/clapclapclapclap
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says:
You tapped out
DeSeer :: Zombie General says:
......I should RKO or swanton bomb Quint
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says:
Rko
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says:
then dag will go
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says:
BWAH GAWD RKO OUT OF NO WHERE KING
DeSeer :: Zombie General says:
......A ten ton RKO....
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says:
BWAH GAWD
.][Dagoth DeSeer][. says:
BWAH GAWD
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:20 am
I guess this is an inside joke but I was amuseed
[02:17] Blueskh15: ((did you know that if you put ants in a cup of water they float and skim the surface but if you ad soap in the ater to break the surface tention they sink a bit and their head is heaver then their but so they float a** up))
[02:17] Pygmi Angel: ((--- you and your hobbies)
[02:18] Blueskh15: ((not a sadist))
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:15 am
HARDLY an inside joke. I lol'd and rightfully so. As for me? During one of my typical rants, this one about the Wii, I yelled some of the funniest s**t I believe I've ever uttered. A few prime examples:
"If I wanted to furiously shake my arm around for 15 minutes straight, much like a palsy patient, I'd just masturbate to horse porn."
"I take back everything I've said about the Wii. It's the ONLY next-gen console. Why? It actually prepares you for your future. And by future, I mean your lonely, virginity-intact, furiously-masturbating-until-the-day-you-die life."
And my new favorite insult:
"ALL YOU'RE DOING IS WAVING AROUND A WAND BECAUSE YOU'RE THE f*****t FAIRY FROM MAGICAL d**k LAND!"
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:53 pm
Roen Jaeger says (8:37 PM):
Pretty fast download for dial up.
Reject.::{I feel alone here and cold here, but I don't want to die}::. says (8:37 PM):
if I had fast dile up I would be looking to you for my moo-sic
Reject.::{I feel alone here and cold here, but I don't want to die}::. says (8:37 PM):
wouldn't*
Roen Jaeger says (8:38 PM):
Sorry, was just musing. ^^;;
Roen Jaeger says (8:38 PM):
But if you want anymore songs, don't be afraid to ask me to download and send them to you.
Reject.::{I feel alone here and cold here, but I don't want to die}::. says (8:38 PM):
IT's s'ok <.<
Roen Jaeger says (8:38 PM):
I would be happy to help.
Reject.::{I feel alone here and cold here, but I don't want to die}::. says (8:38 PM):
awwh thanks
Reject.::{I feel alone here and cold here, but I don't want to die}::. says (8:38 PM):
Moo-sic pimp Roen
Roen Jaeger says (8:38 PM):
xD! Oh lord.
Roen Jaeger says (8:39 PM):
The P word and Roen have been synominous for a while now.
Reject.::{I feel alone here and cold here, but I don't want to die}::. says (8:39 PM):
well
Reject.::{I feel alone here and cold here, but I don't want to die}::. says (8:39 PM):
actually
Reject.::{I feel alone here and cold here, but I don't want to die}::. says (8:39 PM):
your more like a download whore >.>
Roen Jaeger says (8:39 PM):
Mmm..
Roen Jaeger says (8:39 PM):
I like that better. >3
Reject.::{I feel alone here and cold here, but I don't want to die}::. says (8:40 PM):
Good, now stand on the street courner and let your limewire hang out
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:29 pm
I would ask what messengers you guys use, but that would suggest I want to discuss any of the topics I just saw. Well, no, to be fair, the Wii jokes were funny, though I think it's the best next-gen console.
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 10:02 am
Talking about Fleshlights...
.:][Diamond Gentleman™][:. - I'm going to ******** Robert Downey, Jr. LIKE THE ******** FIST OF THE NORTH STAR. says (12:54 PM):
One has lips, another a v****a, the third has a rectum, and the fourth is just regular.
Dread, King of Phantoms says (12:54 PM):
Jer.....what the ******** Lankai - 59 More Days says (12:54 PM):
XDDD
Rose Lankai - 59 More Days says (12:54 PM):
Jer is the biggest pervert.
.:][Diamond Gentleman™][:. - I'm going to ******** Robert Downey, Jr. LIKE THE ******** FIST OF THE NORTH STAR. says (12:54 PM):
THEY'RE LIKE POKEMON.
Dread, King of Phantoms says (12:54 PM):
XD
.:][Diamond Gentleman™][:. - I'm going to ******** Robert Downey, Jr. LIKE THE ******** FIST OF THE NORTH STAR. says (12:54 PM):
I WANNA COLLECT 'EM ALL.
Rose Lankai - 59 More Days says (12:54 PM):
XDD!!!
Dread, King of Phantoms says (12:54 PM):
GOTTA ******** 'EM ALL!!!
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:36 pm
Brandon [CSTF - Leader] says (9:31 PM):
My my...This seems like a fellowship now. We will need a bard to script our adventures...
[Scorpion King-] says (9:32 PM):
Roan's husband is bard.
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