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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:23 pm
Granted, but your computer crashed to the point of no return before you could see it and for some reason, you cannot access a computer foralick.
I wish Sephiroth just outright banged Yuffie and had a kid.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:28 pm
Granted, but you ended up being that kid. Then you have to relive the experience of being killed over and over again in AC, because of Sephiroth's fear that you might try and steal his materia.
I wish Hojo made more experiments.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:29 pm
Granted, but Hojo's dead so your wish is shot
I wish Sephiros would B*TCH slap Mahou no Kami! >=D
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:33 pm
Granted, but Sephiroth got all emo and instead b-slapped OutLawedStar for wish that he slap me.
I wish Yuffie didn't have that abortion.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:41 pm
Too bad. She had the abortion a year ago and cut you with her super shuriken for being ignorant. =P
I wish Sephiros taught me how to fly
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:48 pm
Granted, but in the end, Sephiroth laughs at you for being dumb enough to think he taught you how to fly when you jump off of the Shinra building and fall to your death, too late to realize you will never be able to fly.
I wish Cloud wasn't born
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:02 pm
Granted, but then the game FFVII would have never existed.
The world thanks you, but the rabid fangirls kill you since they have nothing to fawn over.
I wish Sephiroth would have killed Cloud in the game instead of Aerith.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:18 pm
Granted, but then Square Enix orders a hit on you for ruining their perfect storyline.
I wish Aeris and Barrett had a kid
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:55 pm
Granted, But their kid is Mr.T
I wish Tifa breast exploded twisted whee !!
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:05 pm
granted but she gets breast implants so that her bust size increases by 5 more inches
i wish you could fly on chocobos
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:53 pm
Granted they would only be able to fly for a few inches
I wish Cloud and Aries would pronounce their love
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:05 pm
Granted, but it would be the end of the world as we know it.
I wish it was easier to get a Golden Chocobo.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:07 pm
Granted, now the official SE coupling is Cloud and the Greek God of War Aries... and poor Aeris is left alone and confused.
EDIT: Dammit.... for Landra.... Granted, but you can't race them, there's no special places that only that can take you to, and they glitch out your game.
I wish people would learn that there is a difference between Aeris/Aerith the FFVII character and Aries the Greek God of War.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:49 pm
Back when I was a n00b, I spelled Aeris Aries.. Keheheh, guess it's because I'm a born Aries. Keheh
Yes, but now they can't tell the difference between Tifa and Pamela Anderson... God dammit that hurt to do!
I wish that FF7 had made a bigger imact on world history. SO big, that it was in a history book
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:58 pm
Granted the world would blow up right after wards
I wish sephiroth Was my older brother
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