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 Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:15 am
Tiika Firedancer I'm divorcing her because her previous husband *was* the safe word! I'm divorcing you because I almost died laughing at your post XD
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:24 pm
I'm divorcing her cause she's just too hot to hold. rofl
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:56 pm
I'm divorcing her because her muscles were bigger than mine.
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:40 pm
I'm divorcing you cause you tried to turn me lesbian XD
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:24 pm
I'm divorcing you because I thought you were a lesbian when I married you!
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:59 pm
I'm divorcing you for reasons I'm too tired to state XP
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:53 pm
i divorce you because i am tired of vacuuming up all your shedding hairs!
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Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 11:23 pm
I divorce you cause you started vacuming me XP
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 2:45 pm
I divorce her because of the burning sensation.
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 2:56 pm
i divorce you because you never pick up the poop from your pets!
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 3:02 pm
i divorce you because you never pick up the poop from your kids! rofl
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 4:58 pm
i divorce you because you dont take my kids to the bathroom! *flings pet poop*
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:27 pm
I divorced you cause I'm afraid you'll fling poo at me..
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 6:08 pm
i divorced you cause your smoking bothered me.
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 6:12 pm
I divorce you because your latest posts scare me O_O
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