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 Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:51 am
"At lest you have a life to hate!"- Melissa( Weapons tech.)
It was during band camp when the weather was like 90 and higher and there was only like 2 water coolers. O.O For the most part though, it's a long story. But very very funny.
"Tracy’s coming! Tracy’s coming! AHH!"-Shelby.
Possibly the most used phase in the guard. (Tracy is our instructor)
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:01 pm
We have JOOOOOOKES ^^
1) Malcolm, You are strong down below!
Malcolms a trombone player.
2) TROMBONERRRRRR haha.
3) La Bamba CAT STYLE .
I have close friends in each section of our band so we all meowed our tune to the song LA BAMBA and our teachers just HAPPENED to catch it on video. mind you they had nothing else to do cause we were on a tour bus in paris at the time.
4) same place as 3) but later in the day, my friend had this game where two people hold onto these things and they give you electric shocks and the shocks get more hurty as time progresses and this game went from the back to the front of the bus!! HAHA.
inc. techers ^^
and lots of other PRIVATE things wich we have all been sworn to secresy lol cause it makes the teachers look dumb! and you know what starts in the band room finishes in the band room.
LOL. x
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:11 pm
"shut up and follow!"-
haha, last year, when we were in the middle of practicing, one of the chorus kids started conducting us(just for fun) and we started sounding like crap, and our music teacher, mr. harris was like "Guys, look, if you can't be a good leader, then please just shut up and and follow"
haha, it was so funny when he said it!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:15 pm
Well,
1.We have 8 tenor sax's.
And only one drinking fountain in the room.
And its down a really dark hallway.
So, one day one sax goes down the hallway, and goes, "Hey guys, I cant find the lightswitch."
So they all sprung up from thier seats and ran to the hallway.
Then, our guest director, david, goes to help them.
So the joke is, "How many sax's does it take to turn on a light?"
"8, plus david."
2.We always call my faxon the "drag director" Cause one day he said he looked hot in girls clothing.
3. Me and my friend caitlyn (Were the only 2 bass clairinets) ALways play 3 notes after the director cuts us off.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:16 pm
PIPE BAND JOKES! Arn't you all excited! I don't think any are PG, and most are brought to you by 126 Air Cadet Squadron Pipes and Drums or Blackdown National Cadet School of Pipes and Drums (My Band Camp!)
"Jesus, stupid Drill Team. The band doesn't suck! We're Pipes and Drums, we blow, idiot, and all the tenors do is bang"
"People in our bands are very sexual. All the pipers do is squeeze sacks, blow pipes, and finger things, and the drummers bang all day, and the tenor drummers swing too much"
"TENOR DRUMMERS! Stop banging each other with your sticks!" - PM M. Kelley
We have time for one more
"The Space Ship Burn"
Saying spaceship at my band among the pipers will bring many laughs. This is because I love to make 'your mom' jokes, and one day, I made a real bad burn to a friend of mine (not in the band), and told it to my fellow bandies. It goes:
One day my friend Andrew decided his pencil sharpener looked like a spaceship( question ) and I said:
"Andrew, your mom is like a spaceship, she'd big and theres a lot men in her all at once"
And I was promptly beaten with a metal ruler, which left a scar.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:45 pm
trenoble- one tuesday before marching band we had band parents bring in a bunch of chili in crockpots..... well someone forgot to take theirs home and it stayed in the band room for a month.......we put cation tape on it and kinda became attached to it in a gross way and named it trenoble
*im not really sure if that is how it was spelled
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:22 pm
heart "CACTUS!" -Savannah
I'm Bryce's (this boy in my section who is really soft and fun to hug, allthough he's only hugged back twice) cactus because I always try to squeeze a hug out of him.
heart "ALAMO OMG NOOO" -...Everybody. mad D:
Alamo March. What we're playing for MPA in the spring. It's easy, over practiced, and we all hate it.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:38 pm
When my band director (Mr. ________) annoys someone in our class and they say "Oh my God" he 'corrects' them by saying "no, not God, it's Lord _______."
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:09 pm
Tim-AY! You gotta be from Los Alisos to get it. The japanese trio too!
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:18 pm
What the Orchestra ((Woudl that count?)) in my school does is whenver the conductor waants to play a certain song, every single person plays a different song, creating a great beautiful melodious... nevermind
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:08 pm
Well, we have several..... Here's a few: Nuts The relation of the word Hark to a modern day word not appropriate for little children Gone Wild Beached Whale Most are developed by curtesy of the jazzband but still leak out to concert/marching band.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:19 pm
Our conductor uses a software to teach his music classes theory. At the end of every lesson, the software gives a quiz. If you get an answer wrong, it makes a sound, sort of like two tom-toms or something, but it sounds like OOPA! At the same time, there's a little sign that says "Oops! Wrong answer!" But a few years ago, a tenor sax siting at the back of the room thought the "s" in Oops was an "a". So now, whenever someone gets something wrong, we say they got an oopa.
We also have many nicknames going around.. xD
And we have an order of.. power...
the "god" and ruler of all - our conductor
high class - french horns, bassoons
middle class - saxes, all brass
lowest class - flutes and clarinets.
(i'm an oboist, and he's never mentioned where oboes fit, but i'm assuming it's somwhere in the higher class....)
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:25 pm
THE TUBA CAVE.
BECOME A BELIEVER...
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:44 pm
1.) "Shut up, you're not resting loud enough!!!"
&
2.) "Jesus!" "Don't bother me while I'm trying to get this part!"
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