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 Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:15 pm
PeacefulLight ~[Fading Light]~ PeacefulLight Remedi ~[Fading Light]~ PeacefulLight Sakura: Honey, what are you doing? >( Sasuke: ninja Eating. ::eats his plans:: Damnit!D< Yeah. <333333 Sakura, Sasuke needs you to get him some toilet paper. Sakura: O.O;;; I'm not going in there! It's his own fault for making the plans to burn down the GS factory! ....... Oops, I shouldn't've had said that..
Sakura: -pops out of nowhere- AHA!
Sasuke: x_O?!
Sakura: Silly Sasuke-kun! Do you think I didn't see this coming?
Sasuke: Uh, actually-
Sakura: Quiet! I believe this is the perfect time to test out a BRAND NEW product I've been working on! -whips out super-sized Golden Spatula, complete with flashing lights and fancy attachments-
Sasuke: ;A;...!
Sakura: -cackles insanely-
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:21 pm
Anneliko: Okaa-San, don't do it!D:
Sakura: ::doesn't listen and beats the crud out of Sasuke-"chan"::
Sasuke: ::screaming....::
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:46 pm
I'm surprised Sasuke hasn't goe to court yet with all the Wife-beating he's getting. >D
Sasuke & Sakura: *at court on different sides*
Judge: Mr. Uchiha. Why have you filed this complaint?
Sasuke: My wife beats me up with- *man walks into room and shows everyone the GS* -That.
Sakura and her Lawyer: I object!
Sakura: All I do is make sure that he's doing everything he's supposed to and not slack off like Shikamaru.
Shikamaru: *sneezes* Damn. Cold's are so trouble-some.
Sasuke: Yes, but you also don't have to leave me with scars- *man comes out with pictures of imprints of the spatula.. in odd places.. on Sasuke's body* -*coughs*- like them.
Sakura: Honey! *pouts* I don't even hit you hard!
Sasuke: Aha! *points at Sakura* She's guilty! She even said so herself.
... *moment of silence* ...
Judge: *raises eyebrow* Mr. Uchiha.
Sasuke: Yes?
Judge: Im afraid I can't do anything.
Sasuke: *furious* And why not?
Judge: It's the offical husband-beating-weapon that all wives get. I hear their mass-production company in Kohana now.
Sasuke: *sighs* I can't win. *Him and Sakura leave*
Sakura: Of course not honey! *purrs*
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:59 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:41 pm
Lets see.... question Sakura would probably be demanding poor Sasuke to buy her wierd things shes craving ( Like chocolate dipped pickles & stuff) Sons name:Sakuya Daughters name: Yaine Shinoske Haruno Uchiha!
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:30 am
Heheh.. Silly Sasuke-chan, you can neva win against Saku-chan and the wonderous GS... If ya had tried a couple years eariler... Then maybe you would've won.. biggrin
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:43 am
x33
Sasuke: Damn you people.
Sakura: No cussing around children.
Me: D: We're not children.
Sakura: Shut up, yes you are.
Me: Nu-uh. ::gets smacked with spatula::
Your turn. ><
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:29 am
~[Fading Light]~ x33 Sasuke: Damn you people. Sakura: No cussing around children. Me: D: We're not children. Sakura: Shut up, yes you are. Me: Nu-uh. ::gets smacked with spatula:: Your turn. >< Me: Well, Mr. Uchiha sir whom-I-Love-so-much... If you had sued her eariler then this then you would've won. Too bad you can't turn back time!
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:48 pm
haha poor sasuke you can never win over the almighty GS and sakura of course.
sas:i still have faith... emo
right....
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:01 pm
Part two x3:
Sasuke: New plans!>D
Me: I'm gonna tell on youuuuuuuu~!
Sasuke: Damn you!D<
Sakura: ::appears out of nowhere:: Did you just cuss, AGAIN!?
Sasuke: Meep!N-No!
Me: Liar!You said, "Damn"!
Sasuke: DAMN IT! ::uberly mad::
Sakura: What did I tell you about cussing in front of children!?
Me: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: We're not children, damn it!
Sakura: Sasuke-Kun!Look you've got them cussing!
Sasuke: O_O; This is the part where I should run....
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:06 pm
Sasuke: [polishing the spatula] Hello, Sakura.
Sakura: stare Umm, hi . . . What are you doing?
Sasuke: Oh, just thought I'd do something special for you.
Sakura: . . . I see. [after a pause] Okay, what do you want?
Sasuke: For you not to hit me when I tell you what I found out?
Sakura: What's that?
Sasuke: The reason Uyeda ran away? He got married.
Sakura: whee Yay!
Sasuke: . . . To Ino's daughter.
Sakura: scream I'M RELATED TO INO?!?!?!
Ino: [Sneezes very loudly . . . three times] eek Uh-oh, Sakura's mad, and I'm pretty sure it's not at Sasuke! [Runs to the storm cellar]
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:12 pm
How Sasuke will deal with pregnant!Sakura. Aha. I'd kill to see this. Well, he's be prolly crawling into a corner when Sakura starts her preggos mood swings, and might start thinking of why he decided to start reproducing with Sakura anyway, when she starts manhandling him into odd spooning/aggressive cuddling.
Poor Sakura. Yes, Poor Sakura-chan. -cuddles Sakura plushie-
What you think Sasuke would name his first son/daughter. Soemthing strong, or respectable. And of course, starting with an 'S'.
What you think Sakura would name her first son/daughter. Somethign cute, like Kume or Kairi. Of course, they're will be arguing.....
How fatherly Sasuke would be. I'm guesisng he will show a little fatherly-ness to his youngens, of course, not in the first week, but realizing on how much the infant will cry if he refuses to hug it, he'll start takign some tips from Sakura.
Sasuke's reaction to pink-haired children. Bwahahaha. "...This ones a dud. come on Sakura, lets do it again."
Whether or not his daughters will have him wrapped around their little pinkies. Yes, he will. Because I KNOW Sakura will have him slightly bent so he is wrapped around HER pinky finger, so chea. Thje little girl will learn how to make him like a pinky warmer, with the cute Sakura-face.
The irony of the new Uchiha clan being all female. That'd be fun.
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:09 pm
The mighty golden spatula will live on!!!
sasuke:*huddled on the floor in a fetal position* damn you sincerly yours fans!!!
us:At least Sakura likes us sweatdrop
sasuke:*gets up and goes to make guild destruction plans*
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:48 pm
Sneezing once means that somebody misses you in Japan. No matter how loud.
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:46 am
xD Awesme skits! ....Psh, Sasu-kun, you'll NEVER win in court. =3 <3 And now Sakura and Ino are related?! Ahhh! XD <3
Uchiha Kid 1: *knocks on door*
Sasuke: *in his room, working on "GS Factory Destruction Plan B"* Come in.
Kid: *pokes his head in* Papa?
Sasuke: What is it, son?
Kid: *steps in and twiddles fingers* Um...I wanted to tell you...
Sasuke: Yes?
Kid: That um.....er...
Sasuke: -.-; OUTWITHIT.
Kid: o.O...I don't wanna be a ninja!
Sasuke: *chokes* W-why not?!
Kid: >> Mom said that SOMEbody has to run the GS factory when she's gone!
Sasuke: >___<* SAKURA!!!!
*at factory*
Sakura: *sitting in her office* Ahaha! heart
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